A to Zs [RANDOM]

[Roquetas]

A to Zs on any topic - kills ten minutes on the bus etc.

A to Z of Foreign Footballers in England (first name in head):

Altidore, Jozy
Bergkamp, Dennis
Cabaye, Yohan
Domi, Didier
Emnes, Marvin
Fernandinho
Gervinho
Hamann, Dietmar
Ilic, Sasa
Jokanovic, Slavisa
Kinkladze, Georgi
Lebouef, Franck
Mirandinha
Nelson, Fernando
Oviedo, Bryan
Pires, Robert
Queudrue, Franck (last one I thought of)
Rat, Razvan
Szczesny, Wojciech
Teymourian, Andranik
Ulloa, Leandro
Vialli, Gianluca
Wooter, Nordin
Xavier, Abel
Yoshida, Maya
Zola, Gianfranco

[Rainbowmonkey]

A to Z of vegetables

Asparagus
Beetroot
Cabbage
Daffodil
Egg
Fruit
Green
Hummels
Ice
Juniper
Kit-kats
Lemon
Mister Alan Brazil
Nuts
Onion
Parsnip
Quedrue, Franck
Rocket
Shallots
Turnip
Used carrots
Vegan
Whetthebeddie Williams
X-vegetables
Yoghurt
Zucchini

[Roquetas]

A to Z of bodily fluids:

Acid
Blood
Cum
Dump
Even-flow period
Fanny juice
Glandular oozing
Hair containing grease
Illness water
Jugmilk
Knob cheese
Lactating knockers
Masturbation after-effects
Nob cheese
Ovulation blood
Piss
Queudrue, Franck
Rimming saliva
Shit
Tears
Unicorn peepee
Vaginal spurts
Wee
X-rated porno stuff going everywhere
Yakult
Zina Garrison

[Rainbowmonkey]

Delightful scenes, and just some of the things that have to be wiped off the desk following The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast.

[genehunt1973]

SEX
A: Anal Beads: string of beads inserted into the back cavity during sex and removed just prior to orgasm in order to heighten sensation.

B: BDSM: An acronym for “Bondage, Discipline, Sadism & Masochism.” An umbrella term for a number of sexual practices focussed on control, power, restraint and pain.

C: Clitoris: Female sexual organ located externally on the vulva. When stimulated, it hardens and produces an orgasm.

D: Dildo: A (sometimes phallic, sometimes not) sex toy with no moving parts or vibrating function used for internal stimulation.

E: Erection: The hardening of the male sexual organ as a result of arousal that prepares him for sex

F: Frottage: The consensual act of rubbing against someone for sexual pleasure.

G: G-spot: A female sexual organ located internally, sometimes hard to locate without an especially designed sex toy, which when stimulated, produces orgasm.

H: Hentai: A graphic form of animation (anime) from Japan which illustrates sexual scenes.

I: Infantilism: A niche sexual practice where one adult role-plays being an infant (sometimes wearing nappies) being disciplined by another adult who plays a mother figure.

J: Jism: Another word for semen, cum or sperm.

K: Kegel Exercises: Pelvic floor exercises performed by women and men to increase muscle strength, control and improve orgasm. Women can get assisted with Duo Balls.

L: Lingam: Ancient Indian term for the representation of the penis; appears in the Kama Sutra and often used in reference to Tantric Sex.

M: Mazophillia: An obsessive sexual fascination with woman’s breasts.

N: Non-Orthogenic Sex: Any act of sex that takes place for any reason other than for procreation.

O: Oralism: A broad term encompassing any sexual activity involving oral stimulation of the genitals. In the doctrine of Psychology, this term is used to describe any pleasurable activity involving the mouth, from smoking to eating and also oral sex.

P: Petit Mort: A French phrase. Literally, meaning ‘Little Death’ but figuratively pertaining to an orgasm. May have been derived from the notion that an intense orgasm can cause one to pass out, or experience a ‘mini death.’

Q: Quickie: Term used to describe a brief encounter of sexual intercourse. Usually a spontaneous and informal event with no foreplay leading to a hurried orgasm.

R: Rabbit Vibrator: A popular sex toy characterized by having both an internal shaft and external clitoral stimulator combined in one unit. So called, because the clitoral tickler attachment is often shaped like a rabbit.

S: Shrimping: Term use to describe licking, sucking or kissing someone’s toes during sex. Part of a greater sexual fetish, known as podophilia.

T: Tantalolagnia: Term used to describe feeling sexually aroused when being teased.

U: Uttana-Bandha: A term that appears in the Ananga Ranga, an ancient Indian book of sexual wisdom, from the late 15th century. Describes the sexual position where the male partner is on top.

V: Vita Sexualis: A Latin phrase translated as ‘sex power.’ Meant to encompass the notion that sex plays a powerful role in life, be it for good or for evil.

W: World’s Oldest Profession: Refers to prostitution which is believed to be the service offered in the first cash-for-commodity businesses. It is thought to have begun with the Aztecs in Mesoamerica. Became a legal occupation in New Zealand due to the Prostitution Reforms Act in 2003.

X: Xenerotica: A contemporary term for sexual attraction to strangers. Otherwise known as a typical Friday night.

Y: Yoni: An Ancient Indian term for the vagina or a representation of the vagina. Appears prominently in the Kama Sutra and often used in the practise of tantric sex.

Z: Zooerastia: Term used to describe sexual arousal from stroking and caressing animals. May stem from a fetish for animal fur and skins.

[Roquetas]

A respectful list, Gene-o, and posted with much respect.

[Roquetas]

A to Z of Places Where I've Had A Beer

Amsterdam
Belfast
Cardiff
Dublin
Edinburgh
Frankfurt
Glasgow
Huddersfield
Ilkley
Jarrow
Keighley
Liverpool
Moscow
Newcastle upon Tyne
Otley
Prague
Queensbury (two different ones)
Ripon
Saint Petersburg
Torremolinos
United States
Virginia
Wallsend
X-rated whorehouse with Sin-o
Yekaterinburg
Zurich

[Zambo]

A to Z of Places Where I've Had A Beer

Amsterdam
Belfast
Cardiff
Dublin
Edinburgh
Frankfurt
Glasgow
Huddersfield
Ilkley
Jarrow
Keighley
Liverpool
Moscow
Newcastle upon Tyne
Otley
Prague
Queensbury (two different ones)
Ripon
Saint Petersburg
Torremolinos
United States
Virginia
Wallsend
X-rated whorehouse with Sin-o
Yekaterinburg
Zurich

On a very much closer together note

Aston
Bartley Green
Camp Hill
Digbeth
Edgbaston
Four Oaks
Great Barr
Harbourne
Inn on the Park Cannon Hill
Jewellery Quarter
Kings Heath
Lozells
Moor Green
Nechells
Old Oscott
Perry Barr
Quinton
Rednal
Short Heath
Turves Green
Upper Witton
Vauxall
Wylde Green
X rated strip club Station Street
Yardley
Zinc Plating social club Erdington

[Roquetas]

A to Z of talkSPORT

Alan Brazil is a fat, drunk cunt
Bihhhhg Bohhhhb Bubka
Crap
Desperately poor
Extremely poor
Fucking shit
Greenteeth
H'aid
Incredibly poor
Jon Gaunt getting sacked
Knobheads
Lazy
Mick Quinn doesn't feed his horses
Nigel from Maidstone - incest
Obvious lies
Piss
Quinn doesn't feed his horses
Rupert DING DONG
Shit
Twats
Ugly Adrian Durham - cunt
Very poor
Wankers
Xenophobia - Fat Cunt
You all hate Alan Brazil - drunk scum
Zero talent

[Chris]

Occupations:

Anesthetist
Baker
Candlestick Maker
Dentist
Engraver
Florist
Gardener
Hairdresser
Interior Designer
Jockey
Kitchen Porter
Locksmith
Model
Neurologist
Osteopath
Porn Star
Quantity Surveyor
Receptionist
Scaffolder
Tour Guide
Upholsterer
Vet
Waiter
Xylophonist
Youth Worker
Zoologist

[genehunt1973]

Rock Bands


AC/DC
Alice Cooper
Aerosmith
Allman Brothers Band
Animals
Beatles
Beach Boys
Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Bad Company
Black Oak Arkansas
Boston
Blood Sweat & Tears
Blue Oyster Cult
Black Sabbath
Blind Faith
Blue Cheer
Byrds
Big Brother And Holding Company
Buffalo Springfield
Cars
Captain Beefheart
Cheap Trick
Country Joe And The Fish
Cream
Canned Heat
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Def Leppard
Deep Purple
Doors
Doobie Brothers
Dire Straits
Eagles
Emerson Lake and Palmer
Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention
Fleetwood Mac
Free
Foghat
Foreigner
Genesis
Grand Funk Railroad
Grateful Dead
Gentle Giant
Guess Who
Hawkwind
Heart
Hollies
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Jefferson Airplane
Jethro Tull
Judas Priest
Journey
J. Geils Band
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Joe Jackson
Joe Walsh
Kansas
Kinks
Kiss
Led Zeppelin
Love
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Moody Blues
Mountain
Motorhead
Nazareth
Neil Young
Outlaws
Ozzy Osbourne
Paul Butterfield Blues Band
Pink Floyd
Pretty Things
Procol Harem
Police
Pretenders
Quicksilver Messenger Service
Queen
Rascals
Rolling Stones
Rainbow
REO Speedwagon
Roxy Music
Rush
Soft Machine
Slade
Spirit
Stooges
Santana
Squeeze
Steve Miller Band
Styx
Supertramp
Talking Heads
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Tomorrow
Traffic
Triumph
Thin Lizzy
UFO
Van Halen
Who
Xtc
Vanilla Fudge
Yes
Youngbloods
ZZ Top

[Roquetas]

A to Z of mucky body parts

Arse
Bollocks
Cock
Dick
E
Fanny
Gonads
Hole
I
Jugs
Knockers
Labia
Mammaries
Nuts
Old man
Penis
Quim
Rod
Shitbox
Twat
U
Vagina
Willy
X
Y
Z

[kancutlawns]

Places in London, the Home Counties or Leicestershire I've visited or driven through in the last 40 years.

Acton Town
Billericay
Camden Town
Dorking
Effingham
Farnham
Guildford
Harpenden
Ickenham
J - Pass
Kingston On Thames
Limehouse
Mornington Crescent
Neasden
Orpington
Paletine Road
Queens Park
Romford
Streatham
Tottenham
Uxbridge
Virginia Water
Windsor
Ashby De La Zouch

[Roquetas]

A to Z of Darts Players Nicknames

Artist
BIG ROBBO
Chizzy (Rascal)
Diamond
Excellent Dude (of course)
Flying Scotsman
Gentle
Highlander
Iceman
Jackpot
King
Limestone Cowboy (historical)
Mighty Mike
N
One Dart (ironic)
Power
Q
Rocky
Snakebite
Tripod
Undertaker
Viper (prison)
Warrior
X-Factor
Young Matador
Z

[Sid Pervcat]

A to Z of CUNTS

Alan Brazil
Bernie Ecclestone
Colin Murray
Dennis Wise
Ernie Wise
Frank Carson
Gough
Harry Kane
Ian Abrahams
James Cordem
Keith Chegwin
Les Dennis
Mark Saggers
Noel Gallagher
Ollie Murs
Paul Gascoigne
Quentin Wilson
Robbie Savage
Simon Cowell
Tim Lovejoy
Una Stubbs
Vic Reeves
Will Mellor
Xavi
Yves St Laurent
Zambo

[Zambo]

A to Z of CUNTS

Zambo

I see it's still eating you up.

If you don't want to be made to look a halfwit then stop telling lies.

[Sid Pervcat]

A to Z of CUNTS

Zambo

I see it's still eating you up.

If you don't want to be made to look a halfwit then stop telling lies.

How many other cunts begin with Z?

[Sinbad]

[Sid Pervcat]

Alan Tabern

[Zambo]

A to Z of CUNTS

Zambo

I see it's still eating you up.

If you don't want to be made to look a halfwit then stop telling lies.

How many other cunts begin with Z?

Zinedine Zidane

Stressed Sid

Let it go or you'll be telling us about another procedure

[Rainbowmonkey]

Alan Tabern

[delboy1983]

My heroes and villains on here since I joined, apologies to those who missed out but there is only 26 fucking letters in the alphabet

Alcohol Brazil
Basualdo
Carlos J
Das Boot
Eaststand
Fade
GEH
Heenan
Icetruckiller
Jonathan
Kancutlawns
Lasharoo
Mooncat
Notin
Rainbowmonkey
Sinbad
Tazman
United 2013
VLB
Warmleatherette
Xsilentbobx
Yeshua
Zambo

[Sinbad]

SEX
A: Anal Beads: string of beads inserted into the back cavity during sex and removed just prior to orgasm in order to heighten sensation.

B: BDSM: An acronym for “Bondage, Discipline, Sadism & Masochism.” An umbrella term for a number of sexual practices focussed on control, power, restraint and pain.

C: Clitoris: Female sexual organ located externally on the vulva. When stimulated, it hardens and produces an orgasm.

D: Dildo: A (sometimes phallic, sometimes not) sex toy with no moving parts or vibrating function used for internal stimulation.

E: Erection: The hardening of the male sexual organ as a result of arousal that prepares him for sex

F: Frottage: The consensual act of rubbing against someone for sexual pleasure.

G: G-spot: A female sexual organ located internally, sometimes hard to locate without an especially designed sex toy, which when stimulated, produces orgasm.

H: Hentai: A graphic form of animation (anime) from Japan which illustrates sexual scenes.

I: Infantilism: A niche sexual practice where one adult role-plays being an infant (sometimes wearing nappies) being disciplined by another adult who plays a mother figure.

J: Jism: Another word for semen, cum or sperm.

K: Kegel Exercises: Pelvic floor exercises performed by women and men to increase muscle strength, control and improve orgasm. Women can get assisted with Duo Balls.

L: Lingam: Ancient Indian term for the representation of the penis; appears in the Kama Sutra and often used in reference to Tantric Sex.

M: Mazophillia: An obsessive sexual fascination with woman’s breasts.

N: Non-Orthogenic Sex: Any act of sex that takes place for any reason other than for procreation.

O: Oralism: A broad term encompassing any sexual activity involving oral stimulation of the genitals. In the doctrine of Psychology, this term is used to describe any pleasurable activity involving the mouth, from smoking to eating and also oral sex.

P: Petit Mort: A French phrase. Literally, meaning ‘Little Death’ but figuratively pertaining to an orgasm. May have been derived from the notion that an intense orgasm can cause one to pass out, or experience a ‘mini death.’

Q: Quickie: Term used to describe a brief encounter of sexual intercourse. Usually a spontaneous and informal event with no foreplay leading to a hurried orgasm.

R: Rabbit Vibrator: A popular sex toy characterized by having both an internal shaft and external clitoral stimulator combined in one unit. So called, because the clitoral tickler attachment is often shaped like a rabbit.

S: Shrimping: Term use to describe licking, sucking or kissing someone’s toes during sex. Part of a greater sexual fetish, known as podophilia.

T: Tantalolagnia: Term used to describe feeling sexually aroused when being teased.

U: Uttana-Bandha: A term that appears in the Ananga Ranga, an ancient Indian book of sexual wisdom, from the late 15th century. Describes the sexual position where the male partner is on top.

V: Vita Sexualis: A Latin phrase translated as ‘sex power.’ Meant to encompass the notion that sex plays a powerful role in life, be it for good or for evil.

W: World’s Oldest Profession: Refers to prostitution which is believed to be the service offered in the first cash-for-commodity businesses. It is thought to have begun with the Aztecs in Mesoamerica. Became a legal occupation in New Zealand due to the Prostitution Reforms Act in 2003.

X: Xenerotica: A contemporary term for sexual attraction to strangers. Otherwise known as a typical Friday night.

Y: Yoni: An Ancient Indian term for the vagina or a representation of the vagina. Appears prominently in the Kama Sutra and often used in the practise of tantric sex.

Z: Zooerastia: Term used to describe sexual arousal from stroking and caressing animals. May stem from a fetish for animal fur and skins.

[Sid Pervcat]

A to Z of Insults

Arsehead
Ballbag
Cunt
Dickhead
Erection
Fucking cock
Gonad
Homo
Irritating cunt
Jizz stained prick
Kancutlawns
Limp dicked fucktard
Minge
Numb cunt
Onanistic freak
Prick
Queer
Rectal fissure
Shithouse
Tit
Unbelievably shit cunt
Venereal disease riddled filth
Wanker
Xenophobic cunt
Yellow penised dog bummer
Zoo animal fucking weirdo

[Sid Pervcat]

A to Z of Faeces

Arse Vinegar
Brown Stew
Crap
Dung
Excrement
Faeces
Grunge
Heavy soiling
IBS
Jenkem
Kancutlawns
Loose Bowel Movement
Mud
Nuggets
Offal
Poo
Quite Unsavoury
Rump Juice
Shite
Turd
Unmentionable Filth
Venemous stench
Walnut Whip
xxx turd fest
Zambo