Retired Footballers as Landmarks That Make No Sense

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Retired Footballers as Landmarks That Make No Sense

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The Leaning Tower of Eddie McGoldrick
The Hanging Carlton Fairweather of Babylon
Machu Andy Hessenthaler
The Golden Temple of Bob Taylor
Robin Van der Laan

Fuck off, I'm on me holibobs from tomorrow.
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carcinogen wrote:
Roquetas wrote:Fuck off, I'm on me holibobs from tomorrow.
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Carcinogen said something idiotic and asinine that quite understandably provoked Higgy to say.....
Fucking hell.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
Roquetas wrote:Fuck off, I'm on me holibobs from tomorrow.
A mod interrupts....
Carcinogen said something idiotic and asinine that quite understandably provoked Higgy to say.....
Fucking hell.
Wondering if that's all that happens. Hope not. For the forum's sake if anything.
All eyes and ears...

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the Neymar Bridge in Cornwall
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Tower Bridge Ince

That Fucking shit tin thing with wings in Newcastle Hoddle

Taj Mahal Wilkins

Cleopatras Needle Dalglish
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

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Roquetas wrote:The Leaning Tower of Eddie McGoldrick
The Hanging Carlton Fairweather of Babylon
Machu Andy Hessenthaler
The Golden Temple of Bob Taylor
Robin Van der Laan

Fuck off, I'm on me holibobs from tomorrow.
You have finally gone off the deep end old friend :lol:
I was bummed by the ghost of Liberace

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