The Moose - Big Enough for (pt) Two

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The fat fucker will soon be moaning about...

The amount of times Andy Murray makes use of a towel in-between points.
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Why is this buffoon at Wimbledon? Just pissing off people waiting in queues, "hilariously" shouting "CRAIG, CRAIG!!" at some bloke called Drake who he thought was Craig David and banging on about the burger vans as per.

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Reckon Harry Kane is off to United? Then think again:

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I'm also told @ManUtd search for a striker could lead to a £45m bid for @hkane28 although Harry told me he wants to stay at @SpursOfficial
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Moose said "According to my sources/info blah di blah"
What a larf. moose info comes from 1.old newspapers 2. BBC web pages 3. sky sports news which he watches with feet up on his desk.
"Go to my website to get the latest transfer news " he says .No don't bother go straight to the source and look at the BBC website,cut out
the middle man=the Moose.

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Abrahams is a twat because he happily takes bullying every day from a walking corpse.
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Jonathan Grunt wrote:Reckon Harry Kane is off to United? Then think again:

Ian Abrahams (Moose)Verified account
‏@BroadcastMoose
I'm also told @ManUtd search for a striker could lead to a £45m bid for @hkane28 although Harry told me he wants to stay at @SpursOfficial
That "Harry told me" is somewhat laughable, would you believe. I remember that "interview", in the run up to the U21 tournament. It was nothing more than a kid who can barely speak trying to flee through the medium of short and bland remarks.
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Rainbowmonkey wrote:
Jonathan Grunt wrote:Reckon Harry Kane is off to United? Then think again:

Ian Abrahams (Moose)Verified account
‏@BroadcastMoose
I'm also told @ManUtd search for a striker could lead to a £45m bid for @hkane28 although Harry told me he wants to stay at @SpursOfficial
That "Harry told me" is somewhat laughable, would you believe. I remember that "interview", in the run up to the U21 tournament. It was nothing more than a kid who can barely speak trying to flee through the medium of short and bland remarks.
Indeed - the gravitas that The Mouse has attached to his comments would lead one to conclude that he spoke, one-on-one with the player in some sort of exclusive interview situation (as Glenn might say). The reality is that it'd have been a few snatched words in the mixed zone after a match with a number of other journalists.

Hell's teeth, it wouldn't even have qualified for one of Anne Drew's special "Talksports HAS BEEN told .... " stories
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Jonathan Grunt wrote:
Rainbowmonkey wrote:
Jonathan Grunt wrote:Reckon Harry Kane is off to United? Then think again:

Ian Abrahams (Moose)Verified account
‏@BroadcastMoose
I'm also told @ManUtd search for a striker could lead to a £45m bid for @hkane28 although Harry told me he wants to stay at @SpursOfficial
That "Harry told me" is somewhat laughable, would you believe. I remember that "interview", in the run up to the U21 tournament. It was nothing more than a kid who can barely speak trying to flee through the medium of short and bland remarks.
Indeed - the gravitas that The Mouse has attached to his comments would lead one to conclude that he spoke, one-on-one with the player in some sort of exclusive interview situation (as Glenn might say). The reality is that it'd have been a few snatched words in the mixed zone after a match with a number of other journalists.

Hell's teeth, it wouldn't even have qualified for one of Anne Drew's special "Talksport HAS BEEN told .... " stories
I think it did you know, the equivalent at least, it was definitely used on news bulletins for HOURS. One of the newsburblers actually prefaced it with "Good news for Spurs fans-" :D it was yet another galaxy of utterly stupid yet still in the cream 5% of anything that was broadcast that day.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:TalkSPORTS
Thank you for pointing that out - now amended my schoolboy error
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Rainbowmonkey wrote:
Jonathan Grunt wrote:
Rainbowmonkey wrote:
Jonathan Grunt wrote:Reckon Harry Kane is off to United? Then think again:

Ian Abrahams (Moose)Verified account
‏@BroadcastMoose
I'm also told @ManUtd search for a striker could lead to a £45m bid for @hkane28 although Harry told me he wants to stay at @SpursOfficial
That "Harry told me" is somewhat laughable, would you believe. I remember that "interview", in the run up to the U21 tournament. It was nothing more than a kid who can barely speak trying to flee through the medium of short and bland remarks.
Indeed - the gravitas that The Mouse has attached to his comments would lead one to conclude that he spoke, one-on-one with the player in some sort of exclusive interview situation (as Glenn might say). The reality is that it'd have been a few snatched words in the mixed zone after a match with a number of other journalists.

Hell's teeth, it wouldn't even have qualified for one of Anne Drew's special "Talksport HAS BEEN told .... " stories
I think it did you know, the equivalent at least, it was definitely used on news bulletins for HOURS. One of the newsburblers actually prefaced it with "Good news for Spurs fans-" :D it was yet another galaxy of utterly stupid yet still in the cream 5% of anything that was broadcast that day.
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How does he do it? Truly the man with all the inside knowledge.

Ian Abrahams (Moose)‏@BroadcastMoose
Having done some digging & heard from @BumperGraham I'm fairly certain the Ronaldo to @ManUtd wont happen this summer
8:42 AM - 24 Jul 2015


Credit where it's due though, he's been quite clever with the wording so that whatever happens, he can say he told us weeks before anything happened, or didn't happen.
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Good job Ian!
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Alex should have told him to fuck off..

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With Brazil's mate John Wark ...

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Police are to investigate an incident today at Arsenal's Emirates Stadium after a 25 stone tub of lard slobbered and wobbled onto the pitch after Cheikhou Kouyate scored the first of the goals in West Ham's 2-0 victory.

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Big enough for two half time scones?

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Some FA bigshot said "If England have a bad Euro then Hodgo can expect the sack" Surely this is obvious to anyone except the TS tools.
However,the Massive Moose seems to think it's worthy of being repeated in every "news bulletin".
Hasn't Fisher noticed that the Moose just churns out a load of crap all day long?

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ptang yang63 wrote:Some FA bigshot said "If England have a bad Euro then Hodgo can expect the sack" Surely this is obvious to anyone except the TS tools.
However,the Massive Moose seems to think it's worthy of being repeated in every "news bulletin".
Hasn't Fisher noticed that the Moose just churns out a load of crap all day long?
Most of it from the back pages of the Daily Star‎, which he's been know to read while sat in trap three.
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Not been seen for a while, but today......... The Shirt is back. Doubt it's been washed though.


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Was at Palace last night so probably slept in it.

As per many about Moose's hours when doing game coverage in the evening. Probably not home much before midnight, up by 4am at the latest as on air at 5am.

This is not healthy, less so for an obese chap. As for seeing his two daughters, a couple of hours when they return from school till his goes on the evening shift.

This is not good, the overtime coin surely ain't that great as opposed to time with family. One wonders if it is the tucker he likes so much in the press box getting him out so much.

It is a hard family dynamic to ponder unless as per Mrs Moose has done her good, a couple of two minute knee tremblers. He stays away, she gets on with things. A most probable scenario. :-k
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Sinbad wrote:Not been seen for a while, but today......... The Shirt is back. Doubt it's been washed though.


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Just look at the state of old Brazzer, he's gross and looks in a terrible condition.
He's looks totally disinterested in what the Moose is gabbling about.

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Sinbad wrote:With Brazil's mate John Wark ...

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Looks like fucking Bruce Grobbelaar :shock:
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.

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