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kancutlawns wrote:Gareth and the Auto Windscreen Ads
I'm not normally suspicious but yesterday my wife told me that Gavin from Autoglass had came round and injected some of his special resin into her crack...she hasn't even got a car. :mrgreen:
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The answer is Ipswich man, whose name I cant recall.
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Gilo?

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delboy1983 wrote:Villa Matt
HE GOT A ICEPICK
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delboy1983 wrote:Villa Matt
Still cowering among Eric's now calcifying dog eggs behind Ronnie's lucky sofa.
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kancutlawns wrote:That lovely, ditzy bint on H&J who did the entertainment news
Kait Borsay? I used to like "WAG News", and the extracts from Coleen Rooney's diary.
I'm easily pleased, me.
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Chris Cooper.

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JimmyDee wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:That lovely, ditzy bint on H&J who did the entertainment news
Kait Borsay? I used to like "WAG News", and the extracts from Coleen Rooney's diary.
I'm easily pleased, me.
That's her. Sounded like a good time girl and with decent curves.
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A lot of the newsreaders and traffic-people seem to have more of a sense of fun than the plodding "comedians" shoe-horning their "funny bits" in.
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JimmyDee wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:That lovely, ditzy bint on H&J who did the entertainment news
Kait Borsay? I used to like "WAG News", and the extracts from Coleen Rooney's diary.
I'm easily pleased, me.
So am I. Kait Borsay's Wag o'clock news. Great times.. :)
The Doctor Is In wrote:The answer is Ipswich man, whose name I cant recall.
Jonathan Beales. Did the computer games reviews as well.
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Carlos J wrote:Jonathan Beales. Did the computer games reviews as well.
"Child in a man's body" was the tag-line, as I recall.
If anyone can identify his intro-music I'd be eternally grateful. I want to use it for my "Ring-walk" when I go back in time and train to be a professional boxer.
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Indeed it was, Jimmy. Can't recall the music though.
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Carlos J wrote:Wag o'clock news.
So it was!
"O'clock" is the essential comic element here ... important to get these things absolutely correct.
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OK .... somewhere in my collection of tapes I've got Beeky's (?) wife doing the announcements for "Sport or Nought" in Japanese.

I'll post them, if I ever find them.
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Carc may have some dirt on Kait
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Carc may have some dirt on Kait
What, on her FACE???

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JimmyDee wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Carc may have some dirt on Kait
What, on her FACE???

Forgive me, Heavenly Georgie, for having unfaithful thoughts.
Pearl neckless?
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Those little toys inside crackers where you had to get the little silver balls into the 3 little holes at the same time.
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Those little toys inside crackers where you had to get the little silver balls into the 3 little holes at the same time.
ah yes, hours and hours of fun for all the family, no xboxes or ps4s needed in our day

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Porky was trying to get off with one of these yesterday??!!
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The burd on the left does have Porky's I.D tag.
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Who was the arl Welsh feller that said pie? Names escaped me.

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scully wrote:Who was the arl Welsh feller that said pie? Names escaped me.
Clive Vedmore.
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kancutlawns wrote:Clive Vedmore.
Codling into double figures!
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