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HE GOT A ICEPICKdelboy1983 wrote:Villa Matt
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Still cowering among Eric's now calcifying dog eggs behind Ronnie's lucky sofa.delboy1983 wrote:Villa Matt
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Kait Borsay? I used to like "WAG News", and the extracts from Coleen Rooney's diary.kancutlawns wrote:That lovely, ditzy bint on H&J who did the entertainment news
I'm easily pleased, me.
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That's her. Sounded like a good time girl and with decent curves.JimmyDee wrote:Kait Borsay? I used to like "WAG News", and the extracts from Coleen Rooney's diary.kancutlawns wrote:That lovely, ditzy bint on H&J who did the entertainment news
I'm easily pleased, me.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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A lot of the newsreaders and traffic-people seem to have more of a sense of fun than the plodding "comedians" shoe-horning their "funny bits" in.
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So am I. Kait Borsay's Wag o'clock news. Great times..JimmyDee wrote:Kait Borsay? I used to like "WAG News", and the extracts from Coleen Rooney's diary.kancutlawns wrote:That lovely, ditzy bint on H&J who did the entertainment news
I'm easily pleased, me.
Jonathan Beales. Did the computer games reviews as well.The Doctor Is In wrote:The answer is Ipswich man, whose name I cant recall.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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"Child in a man's body" was the tag-line, as I recall.Carlos J wrote:Jonathan Beales. Did the computer games reviews as well.
If anyone can identify his intro-music I'd be eternally grateful. I want to use it for my "Ring-walk" when I go back in time and train to be a professional boxer.
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Indeed it was, Jimmy. Can't recall the music though.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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So it was!Carlos J wrote:Wag o'clock news.
"O'clock" is the essential comic element here ... important to get these things absolutely correct.
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OK .... somewhere in my collection of tapes I've got Beeky's (?) wife doing the announcements for "Sport or Nought" in Japanese.
I'll post them, if I ever find them.
I'll post them, if I ever find them.
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Carc may have some dirt on Kait
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What, on her FACE???The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Carc may have some dirt on Kait
Forgive me, Heavenly Georgie, for having unfaithful thoughts.
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Pearl neckless?JimmyDee wrote:What, on her FACE???The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Carc may have some dirt on Kait
Forgive me, Heavenly Georgie, for having unfaithful thoughts.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Those little toys inside crackers where you had to get the little silver balls into the 3 little holes at the same time.
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ah yes, hours and hours of fun for all the family, no xboxes or ps4s needed in our dayAlcoholBrazil wrote:Those little toys inside crackers where you had to get the little silver balls into the 3 little holes at the same time.
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Northern Troglodite wrote:Lezza o sullivan........someone must know , not heard her getting shit totally wrong for a while
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Porky was trying to get off with one of these yesterday??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
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The burd on the left does have Porky's I.D tag.
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Who was the arl Welsh feller that said pie? Names escaped me.
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Clive Vedmore.scully wrote:Who was the arl Welsh feller that said pie? Names escaped me.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Codling into double figures!kancutlawns wrote:Clive Vedmore.
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