Alan Brazil 2017 Work Attendance Record

[The End]

How many days at work will the Lord of the Gorbals manage in 2017?

The End ... 193 days
Basualdo ... 43 days
Carcinogen ... 61 days
The Ghost of Alex Higgins ... 3 days
Delboy1983 ... 90 days
JimmyDee ... 150 days
Mikebv ... 200 days
Wobblyheed ... 175 days
Deisegirl ... 101 days
Bad Blue 2000 ... 160 days
Fug1 ... 99 days
Juice Terry ... 181 days
Sid Pervcat ... 21 days
Northern Troglodite ... 132 days
Kancutlawns ... 221 days
Holden McGroyne ... 89 days
Granite ... 186 days
Great Question ... 375 days
Henrycrs ... 131 days

RUNNING RECORD

OCTOBER
Mon 2: OFF work - unplanned absence (ma throat) - 154/196
Tue 3: IN work - 155/197
Wed 4: IN work - 156/198
Thu 5: OFF work - unplanned absence - 156/199
Fri 6: OFF work - unplanned absence - 156/200

Mon 9: IN work - 157/201
Tue 10: IN work - 158/202
Wed 11: IN work - 159/203
Thu 12: IN work - 160/204
Fri 13: IN work - 161/205

Mon 16:
Tue 17:
Wed 18:
Thu 19:
Fri 20:

Mon 23:
Tue 24:
Wed 25:
Thu 26:
Fri 27:

Mon 30:
Tue 31:

SEPTEMBER
Fri 1: IN work - 140/175

Mon 4: OFF work - 140/176
Tue 5: OFF work - 140/177
Wed 6: OFF work - 140/178
Thu 7: OFF work - 140/179
Fri 8: OFF work - 140/180

Mon 11: OFF work - 140/181 - potentially unplanned absence
Tue 12: IN work - 141/182
Wed 13: IN work - 142/183
Thu 14: IN work - 143/184
Fri 15: IN work - 144/185

Mon 18: IN work - 145/186
Tue 19: IN work - 146/187
Wed 20: IN work - 147/188
Thu 21: IN work - 148/189
Fri 22: IN work - 149/190

Mon 25: IN work - 150/191
Tue 26: IN work - 151/192
Wed 27: IN work - 152/193
Thu 28: IN work - 153/194
Fri 29: IN work - 154/195

AUGUST
Tue 1: IN work - 119/152
Wed 2: IN work - 120/153
Thu 3: IN work - 121/154
Fri 4: IN work - 122/155

Mon 7: IN work - 123/156
Tue 8: IN work - 124/157
Wed 9: IN work - 125/158
Thu 10: IN work - 126/159
Fri 11: IN work - 127/160

Mon 14: IN work - 128/161
Tue 15: IN work - 129/162
Wed 16: IN work - 130/163
Thu 17: IN work - 131/164
Fri 18: IN work - 132/165
Sat 19: IN work - 133/165

Mon 21: IN work - 134/166
Tue 22: IN work - 135/167
Wed 23: IN work - 136/168
Thu 24: IN work - 137/169
Fri 25: OFF work - 137/170 - planned absence

Mon 28: OFF work - 137/171 - planned absence
Tue 29: OFF work - 137/172 - planned absence
Wed 30: IN work - 138/173
Thu 31: IN work - 139/174

JULY
Mon 3: IN work - 103/131
Tue 4: IN work - 104/132
Wed 5: IN work - 105/133
Thu 6: IN work - 106/134
Fri 7: IN work - 107/135

Mon 10: IN work - 108/136
Tue 11: IN work - 109/137
Wed 12: IN work - 110/138
Thu 13: IN work - 111/139
Fri 14: IN work - 112/140

Mon 17: OFF work - 112/141 - planned absence
Tue 18: OFF work - 112/142 - planned absence
Wed 19: OFF work - 112/143 - planned absence
Thu 20: OFF work - 112/144 - planned absence
Fri 21: OFF work - 112/145 - planned absence

Mon 24: IN work - 113/146
Tue 25: IN work - 114/147
Wed 26: IN work - 115/148
Thu 27: IN work - 116/149
Fri 28: IN work - 117/150

Mon 31: IN work - 118/151

JUNE
Thu 1: OFF work - 89/109 - planned absence
Fri 2: OFF work - 89/110 - planned absence

Mon 5: OFF work - 89/111 - planned absence
Tue 6: OFF work - 89/112 - planned absence
Wed 7: OFF work - 89/113 - planned absence
Thu 8: OFF work - 89/114 - planned absence
Fri 9: OFF work - 89/115 - planned absence

Mon 12: IN work - 90/116
Tue 13: IN work - 91/117
Wed 14: IN work - 92/118
Thu 15: IN work - 93/119
Fri 16: IN work - 94/120

Mon 19: OFF work - 94/121 - apparently planned absence following Sir Bobby Robson Charity Golf event in Portugal
Tue 20: IN work - 95/122
Wed 21: IN work - 96/123
Thu 22: OFF work - 96/124 - unplanned absence during Royal Ascot
Fri 23: IN work - 97/125

Mon 26: IN work - 98/126
Tue 27: IN work - 99/127
Wed 28: IN work - 100/128
Thu 29: IN work - 101/129
Fri 30: IN work - 102/130

JUNE PERFORMANCE
IN work: 13/22
OFF work: 9/22

MAY
Mon 1: OFF work - planned absence on Bank Holiday - 71/86
Tue 2: IN work - 72/87
Wed 3: IN work - 73/88
Thu 4: IN work - 74/89
Fri 5: IN work - 75/90

Mon 8: IN work - 76/91
Tue 9: IN work - 77/92
Wed 10: IN work - 78/93
Thu 11: IN work - 79/94
Fri 12: IN work - 80/95 - 20 minutes late

Mon 15: OFF work - 80/96 - unplanned absence
Tue 16: IN work - 81/97
Wed 17: IN work - 82/98
Thu 18: IN work - 83/99
Fri 19: IN work - 84/100

Mon 22: IN work - 85/101
Tue 23: IN work - 86/102
Wed 24: IN work - 87/103
Thu 25: IN work - 88/104
Fri 26: IN work - 89/105

Mon 29: OFF work - 89/106 - planned absence
Tue 30: OFF work - 89/107 - planned absence
Wed 31: OFF work - 89/108 - planned absence

MAY PERFORMANCE
IN work: 18/23
OFF work: 5/23

APRIL
Mon 3: IN work - 52/66
Tue 4: IN work - 53/67
Wed 5: IN work - 54/68
Thu 6: IN work - 55/69
Fri 7: IN work - 56/70

Mon 10: IN work - 57/71
Tue 11: IN work - 58/72
Wed 12: IN work - 60/73
Thu 13: IN work - 61/74
Fri 14: IN work - 62/75

Mon 17: OFF work - 62/76 - potentially planned absence on Easter Monday
Tue 18: IN work - 63/77
Wed 19: IN work - 64/78
Thu 20: IN work - 65/79
Fri 21: IN work - 66/80

Mon 24: IN work - 67/81
Tue 25: IN work - 68/82
Wed 26: IN work - 69/83
Thu 27: IN work - 70/84
Fri 28: IN work - 71/85

APRIL PERFORMANCE
IN work: 19/20
OFF work: 1/20

MARCH
Wed 1: OFF work - 34/43 - planned holiday
Tue 2: OFF work - 34/44 - planned holiday
Fri 3: OFF work - 34/45 - planned holiday

Mon 6: IN work - 35/46
Tue 7: IN work - 36/47
Wed 8: IN work - 37/48
Thu 9: IN work - 38/49
Fri 10: OFF work - 38/50 - unplanned absence

Mon 13: IN work - 39/51
Tue 14: IN work - 40/52 - left early TBC
Wed 15: IN work - 41/53
Thu 16: IN work - 42/54
Fri 17: OFF work - 42/55 - unplanned absence on Cheltenham Gold Cup day

Mon 20: IN work - 43/56
Tue 21: IN work - 44/57
Wed 22: IN work - 45/58
Thu 23: IN work - 46/59
Fri 24: IN work - 47/60

Mon 27: IN work - 48/61
Tue 28: IN work - 49/62
Wed 29: IN work - 50/63
Thu 30: IN work - 51/64
Fri 31: OFF work - 51/65 - seemingly unplanned absence

MARCH PERFORMANCE
IN work: 17/23
OFF work: 6/23

FEBRUARY
Wed 1: IN work - 23/23
Thu 2: OFF work - 23/24 - unplanned absence
Fri 3: IN work - 24/25

Mon 6: IN work - 25/26
Tue 7: IN work - 26/27
Wed 8: IN work - 27/28
Thu 9: IN work - 28/29
Fri 10: IN work - 29/30

Mon 13: IN work - 30/31
Tue 14: IN work - 31/32
Wed 15: IN work - 32/33
Thu 16: IN work - 33/34
Fri 17: IN work - 34/35

Mon 20: OFF work - 34/36 - planned holiday
Tue 21: OFF work - 34/37 - planned holiday
Wed 22: OFF work - 34/38 - planned holiday
Thu 23: OFF work - 34/39 - planned holiday
Fri 24: OFF work - 34/40 - planned holiday

Mon 27: OFF work - 34/41 - planned holiday
Tue 28: OFF work - 34/42 - planned holiday

FEBRUARY PERFORMANCE
IN work: 12/20
OFF work: 8/20

JANUARY
Mon 2: IN work - 1/1
Tue 3: IN work - 2/2
Wed 4: IN work - 3/3
Thu 5: IN work - 4/4
Fri 6: IN work - 5/5

Mon 9: IN work - 6/6
Tue 10: IN work - 7/7
Wed 11: IN work - 8/8
Thu 12: IN work - 9/9
Fri 13: IN work - 10/10

Mon 16: IN work - 11/11
Tue 17: IN work - 12/12
Wed 18: IN work - 13/13
Thu 19: IN work - 14/14
Fri 20: IN work - 15/15

Mon 23: IN work - 16/16
Tue 24: IN work - 17/17
Wed 25: IN work - 18/18
Thu 26: IN work - 19/19
Fri 27: IN work - 20/20

Mon 30: IN work - 21/21
Tue 31: IN work - 22/22

JANUARY PERFORMANCE
IN work: 22/22
OFF work: 0/22

OVERALL STATS
Longest IN streak: 24 days
Longest OFF streak: 10 days

[Basualdo]

I'll go out on a limb and say.....maybe.....43 until the Clutcher taketh away. So sometime in November then.

[carcinogen]

61 full shifts.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Three

[delboy1983]

90 out of 180 then pushing up daisies in the Summer

[VeritasVincit]

What counts as 'at work'?
Sitting at home?
Lord Vestey's box?
etc.

[sjbarca]

I'll go out on a limb and say.....maybe.....43 until the Clutcher taketh away. So sometime in November then.

Let's not start wishing death on him again you know what happened last time??!!

[Basualdo]

Yeah, he didnt fucking die!

[deisegirl]

Yeah, he didnt fucking die!

Next year, Rodney...

[The End]

What counts as 'at work'?
Sitting at home?
Lord Vestey's box?
etc.

'Work' for the purposes of the game can be defined as 'audibly eating back bacon whilst on air'

[JimmyDee]

5*52 is 260.

Less holiday allowance, less keeping him off-air during "sensitive" news events gives us, say, 230.

I think your 193 is a good shout, if part-days count as full days, else about 150.

[Billy]

I think his attendance record for 2017 could prove to be the worst in his 16 year spell at talkTOWERS.

What is he now 56?, [in heavy drinking, partying, over eating and lack of exercise years that's about 68] he'll be lucky to get through the next year without at least one medical procedure at best and at worst curled up lifeless in a gutter outside some boozer clutching his heart.

Definitely not wishing it on the drunken fandangler but he couldn't blame anybody but himself if it happened.

[mikebv]

I think his attendance record for 2017 could prove to be the worst in his 16 year spell at talkTOWERS.

What is he now 56?, [in heavy drinking, partying, over eating and lack of exercise years that's about 68] he'll be lucky to get through the next year without at least one medical procedure at best and at worst curled up lifeless in a gutter outside some boozer clutching his heart.

Definitely not wishing it on the drunken fandangler but he couldn't blame anybody but himself if it happened.

Don't forget to factor in the odd "och, mar barrrk duzni haff gi mi jep" and the ever dependable "mar chisssts arr neetmare, ett rilly iz, arr cudni breeth"...

And you cannot ignore the fact that "arr haddli eat"...

Out of the 260 days in total he could do I in 52 'five day weeks' I suggest with hols and sickness removed, (and assuming attending several sporting events in the Coral box is classed as 'work') he would manage approx 200 in total I would say...

Not a bad life that.

[The End]

5*52 is 260.

Less holiday allowance, less keeping him off-air during "sensitive" news events gives us, say, 230.

I think your 193 is a good shout, if part-days count as full days, else about 150.

This is exactly how I reached my estimate.

[Wobblyheed]

175 for me

[deisegirl]

101 days. His health has been increasingly in question this year and can only see him getting worse in 2017

Mah chest
Mah back
Mah knee (surgery in January apparently??!!)

[Bad Blue 2000]

261 days next year minus weekends.
Subtract holidays and "och ma throat", I reckon 160.

[The End]

THE ENTRANTS

The End ... 193 days
Basualdo ... 43 days
Carcinogen ... 61 days
The Ghost of Alex Higgins ... 3 days
Delboy1983 ... 90 days
JimmyDee ... 150 days
Mikebv ... 200 days
Wobblyheed ... 175 days
Deisegirl ... 101 days
Bad Blue 2000 ... 160 days

[The End]

MONDAY 2 JANUARY

IN work
Sounds sober

I will attempt to remember to update the opening post every day with a running record of his daily attendance or non-attendance.

[Fug1]

99 days tops.

[Juice Terry]

181 days

[deisegirl]

MONDAY 2 JANUARY

IN work
Sounds sober

I will attempt to remember to update the opening post every day with a running record of his daily attendance or non-attendance.

Really?!

Thought he sounded very happy indeed, almost like he hasn't stopped drinking and then was heading off to the pub after "work"

They then played the "on the lash with Alan" ad. Danny Kelly on standby etc. Ho ho ho.

[The End]

MONDAY 2 JANUARY

IN work
Sounds sober

I will attempt to remember to update the opening post every day with a running record of his daily attendance or non-attendance.

Really?!

Thought he sounded very happy indeed, almost like he hasn't stopped drinking and then was heading off to the pub after "work"

They then played the "on the lash with Alan" ad. Danny Kelly on standby etc. Ho ho ho.

Maybe I'm just so used to hearing him pissed thay I now think it's his normal voice.

[Basualdo]

100% record so far, we have to give him that. Lets see how its panned out by Thursday.

[Sid Pervcat]

21 days