That's quite a statement.the puddin wrote:You're wasted here Bas!Basualdo wrote:Next five prezzies more like....kancutlawns wrote:Next five fixtures and endless reminiscences of the Lisbon Lions. Bewdiful.James90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
"Comin' up Wee Stavros has a Hatchimal frae his Granny Jill. Oooh a bit on ra steep side tha'. And ah tol' her not tae go daft with ra cash too. It'll be broke by Boxin' Day. And so will i at this rate.
Nixt little Arianna gets a Fisher price Code-a-Pillar from her Granny. How much did this set ya back,woman? Whit?!! 50 quid!!! Fuck , ah tole ye ah have an 'in' at tha' new toy warehoose at Felixstowe docks, 'Prenty Cheep Imports Chinese Toys' , ah cud hae got some shite for ra bairns buckshee!
And nixt up , this is fer both you kids from yer auld Granda Alan. No, its not an unusual shape fer a toy, just open ra bugger....Whit!!? Whaddaya mean 'inappropriate', woman?! Thats 20 year old single malt, that is! They cant? Oh right , ah forgot that. < fake sigh > Ah well, givvus it here, it'll no' go to waste....no, no thats no' a card stuck to the bottle! No...thats not what "Merry Xmas, Mr Brazil, thanks for all the free plugs in 2016, from all your friends at Sham 69 Indian Cuisine' means at all! Ah dinnae ken how tha' got stuck to ra bottle, honest Jill, honest....Jill, Jill! Whur are ye storming aff too?!....Doan leave me wi' these brats! Shite thur cryin' now!! Shut up, will yez fer fucks sake! Fuckin bubbles!......."
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