That's quite a statement.the puddin wrote:You're wasted here Bas!Basualdo wrote:Next five prezzies more like....kancutlawns wrote:Next five fixtures and endless reminiscences of the Lisbon Lions. Bewdiful.James90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
"Comin' up Wee Stavros has a Hatchimal frae his Granny Jill. Oooh a bit on ra steep side tha'. And ah tol' her not tae go daft with ra cash too. It'll be broke by Boxin' Day. And so will i at this rate.
Nixt little Arianna gets a Fisher price Code-a-Pillar from her Granny. How much did this set ya back,woman? Whit?!! 50 quid!!! Fuck , ah tole ye ah have an 'in' at tha' new toy warehoose at Felixstowe docks, 'Prenty Cheep Imports Chinese Toys' , ah cud hae got some shite for ra bairns buckshee!
And nixt up , this is fer both you kids from yer auld Granda Alan. No, its not an unusual shape fer a toy, just open ra bugger....Whit!!? Whaddaya mean 'inappropriate', woman?! Thats 20 year old single malt, that is! They cant? Oh right , ah forgot that. < fake sigh > Ah well, givvus it here, it'll no' go to waste....no, no thats no' a card stuck to the bottle! No...thats not what "Merry Xmas, Mr Brazil, thanks for all the free plugs in 2016, from all your friends at Sham 69 Indian Cuisine' means at all! Ah dinnae ken how tha' got stuck to ra bottle, honest Jill, honest....Jill, Jill! Whur are ye storming aff too?!....Doan leave me wi' these brats! Shite thur cryin' now!! Shut up, will yez fer fucks sake! Fuckin bubbles!......."
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Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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We should have more Porky and Graham over Christmas.
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They're in for H (that's AITCH not HAITCH) and J next week and the week after. However, they'll probably get some boring Leicester numpty to cover their overnight show............ccreds wrote:We should have more Porky and Graham over Christmas.
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mrGP wrote:They're in for H (that's AITCH not HAITCH) and J next week and the week after. However, they'll probably get some boring Leicester numpty to cover their overnight show............ccreds wrote:We should have more Porky and Graham over Christmas.
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HAITCH (sic) and J are off (but not off of) more than Fat Al these days.
Come for the rampant misogyny, stay for the tedious bitching
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Also I'm sure Andy said they were back for their 17th year on Jan 3rd?
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So all the shows except perhaps Bob Ballard is live?
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Goldsteen and Murs talking Man Utd on Christmas Day.
The stain had the cheek to call a London Arsenal fan a 'gloryhunter', a few nights back.
The stain had the cheek to call a London Arsenal fan a 'gloryhunter', a few nights back.
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Two whole fucking hours without a glottal stop.kevin04 wrote:Goldsteen and Murs talking Man Utd on Christmas Day.
The stain had the cheek to call a London Arsenal fan a 'gloryhunter', a few nights back.
But given their subject matter, maybe thats for the best.
They will do they whole show without even moving their tongues, the lisping pot hunting Estuary squawking mockney puddle drinking bastards.
Which is handy as those tongues will be firmly inserted up Joe-Say's fucking bangle anyway.
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Basualdo wrote:Two whole fucking hours without a glottal stop.kevin04 wrote:Goldsteen and Murs talking Man Utd on Christmas Day.
The stain had the cheek to call a London Arsenal fan a 'gloryhunter', a few nights back.
But given their subject matter, maybe thats for the best.
They will do they whole show without even moving their tongues, the lisping pot hunting Estuary squawking mockney puddle drinking bastards.
Which is handy as those tongues will be firmly inserted up Joe-Say's fucking bangle anyway.
Classic, Bas.
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Wankstain and murrs man utd show.
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Moley and Murs Mutual Mockney Manc Masturbationpowpp wrote:Wankstain and murrs man utd show.
New low for talksport
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Mancsturbation
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The Two Mikes are doing 1-4 next week and then 10-1 the first week of January.Lou Grant wrote:Also I'm sure Andy said they were back for their 17th year on Jan 3rd?
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Goldstein's got a 100% record for never attending, you can't beat that.kevin04 wrote:Goldsteen and Murs talking Man Utd on Christmas Day.
The stain had the cheek to call a London Arsenal fan a 'gloryhunter', a few nights back.
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And that Gary Bloom shit.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Wasps v bath? What the CUNT
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the news maybe, if your luckyccreds wrote:So all the shows except perhaps Bob Ballard is live?
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How will pisstank react to xmas day terror news?
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We had to wait until 8 am this morning for sports preview for today. Nothing for a good 24 hours or more.
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On the Sports Bra pre record Cundy said hello to his hero George Michael??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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There's a Sports Bra tonight. Is there a commentary game today?sjbarca wrote:On the Sports Bra pre record Cundy said hello to his hero George Michael??!!
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No you would have heard about it??!!ccreds wrote:There's a Sports Bra tonight. Is there a commentary game today?sjbarca wrote:On the Sports Bra pre record Cundy said hello to his hero George Michael??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Yea, I spose you're right!sjbarca wrote:No you would have heard about it??!!ccreds wrote:There's a Sports Bra tonight. Is there a commentary game today?sjbarca wrote:On the Sports Bra pre record Cundy said hello to his hero George Michael??!!
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At least there's a phone in.