Dull, cliched, reliant on huffs and gasps.
Good show as always Dutch.
This is just a rehash of the next five fixtures really.
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Much like your love making technique.kancutlawns wrote:Dull, cliched, reliant on huffs and gasps.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Well yes, I don't like to brag.
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People that listen to tS on a Friday night don't have a love life.
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Not true!Lou Grant wrote:People that listen to tS on a Friday night don't have a love life.
I dont listen to tS on a Friday night and I dont have a love life either.
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On the job on a Friday evening? Just about to eat my evening meal.
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Hair pie?kancutlawns wrote:On the job on a Friday evening? Just about to eat my evening meal.
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Pah! These young scamps think that we're fornicating like the last days of Gomorrah when in reality the sex goes along with the knees, money in the bank and remaining brain cells after kids and years of marriage.Basualdo wrote:Not true!Lou Grant wrote:People that listen to tS on a Friday night don't have a love life.
I dont listen to tS on a Friday night and I dont have a love life either.
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I like Matt he's a good guy.
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He tries and tries but just doesn't get there for me, seems like a nice enough chap but thoroughly dullJames90125 wrote:I like Matt he's a good guy.
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Is he the one who went from a boy to a man because of Mel Machin? That advert sounds wrong in the current climate.
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Correct......he used to make him a cup of tea every day??!!Darkyboy wrote:Is he the one who went from a boy to a man because of Mel Machin? That advert sounds wrong in the current climate.
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That's how these things start...sjbarca wrote:Correct......he used to make him a cup of tea every day??!!Darkyboy wrote:Is he the one who went from a boy to a man because of Mel Machin? That advert sounds wrong in the current climate.
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Yeah but do you need to be a song and dance act to create a decent discussion of what's happened during the week and may happen at the weekend.
It is more lively when Don Hutchison is the guest as he can be a bit risqué .
Me I like listening to a couple of guys talking about the beautiful game and with a good knowledge of what they are discussing.
Unike the rest of this cockamamie station
It is more lively when Don Hutchison is the guest as he can be a bit risqué .
Me I like listening to a couple of guys talking about the beautiful game and with a good knowledge of what they are discussing.
Unike the rest of this cockamamie station
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I don't listen often to him, but he seems a thoroughly reasonable and decent man. A bit boring and clichéd - you can tell beige is his favourite colour just by listening to his presenter profile ad - but there are a lot worse on talkSPORT, a lot worse!
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We know Case sounds like Parlour, but haven't you noticed that Holland sounds like Townsend.
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+1kevin04 wrote:I don't listen often to him, but he seems a thoroughly reasonable and decent man. A bit boring and clichéd - you can tell beige is his favourite colour just by listening to his presenter profile ad - but there are a lot worse on talkSPORT, a lot worse!
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