Write your honest talkSPORT trail
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Write your honest talkSPORT trail
Fed up with lying about show content and presenters, talkSPORT are ushering in an era of transparency in advertising. Please submit your scripts for 30-second trails for the show of your choice.
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
Ok 10 seconds then.
Or just a pitycunting
Or just a pitycunting
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
They're shifting like hot cunts!
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
I have to accept this may be as good as it getskancutlawns wrote:They're shifting like hot cunts!
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
The new, improved, Alan Brazil Show! Now without Alan Brazil!
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"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
Hi, I'm Jim White,
My trailers are crap and my co-hosts are shite.
I'm Jim White on TalkSport,
my comedy value is nought.
I'm a clown on Deadline Day,
but at least I'm not Micky Gray.
Join me from ten, JWOTS. Thankyou my friends.
My trailers are crap and my co-hosts are shite.
I'm Jim White on TalkSport,
my comedy value is nought.
I'm a clown on Deadline Day,
but at least I'm not Micky Gray.
Join me from ten, JWOTS. Thankyou my friends.
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast
To Theme of Step Toe & Son
Alan: Och, ma back is kill ma Quinny
Quinny: Put your back into it Al <Laugh>
Alan: Ma throat, ma throat
Quinny: <laughing> Al, we're gonna have to take you down the knackers yard
with my racehorses!! <laugh>
Alan: Och no, have ya seeen Liverpool's next twinny faxtures?!?! Lemmie read them to you. Och that Liverpool manager? What's his name again?
Quinny: Klopp?
Al: More like Klippity-Klopppity!! <Horse clopping sound>
Alan & Quinny: <Laughing>
Deep throated voice-over: Join Alan and Quinny...In the Knackers Yard of Sports Radio
<Horse Noise>: Neeeigh...
Quinny: Oh stut up!<Gunshot Sound>
Alan: <Laughing, then belching>
Voice OVer Man: Each Maaarning From 6, sometimes.
To Theme of Step Toe & Son
Alan: Och, ma back is kill ma Quinny
Quinny: Put your back into it Al <Laugh>
Alan: Ma throat, ma throat
Quinny: <laughing> Al, we're gonna have to take you down the knackers yard
with my racehorses!! <laugh>
Alan: Och no, have ya seeen Liverpool's next twinny faxtures?!?! Lemmie read them to you. Och that Liverpool manager? What's his name again?
Quinny: Klopp?
Al: More like Klippity-Klopppity!! <Horse clopping sound>
Alan & Quinny: <Laughing>
Deep throated voice-over: Join Alan and Quinny...In the Knackers Yard of Sports Radio
<Horse Noise>: Neeeigh...
Quinny: Oh stut up!<Gunshot Sound>
Alan: <Laughing, then belching>
Voice OVer Man: Each Maaarning From 6, sometimes.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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at least you wouldn't have to listen to the horse eating on air
Saggers is alive??!!
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Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
For cunts by cunts.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
Are you in the Canary Wharf area of London and need somewhere to eat and drink in the company of wankers?
Are you a fan of the top four in the Premier League (or Manchester United) but have no idea who they are playing in the next month?
Tune in to the Alan Brazil breakfast show for the answers to these and many more questions you have never asked.
Are you a fan of the top four in the Premier League (or Manchester United) but have no idea who they are playing in the next month?
Tune in to the Alan Brazil breakfast show for the answers to these and many more questions you have never asked.
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I hated his act and his continued sniping at the Gunners ,he's a tosser "Ian Wright"
I was told not to argue with him or I would be gone but he talks pish and has never played the game "Ray Houghton"
A wanker but him and his chimp give me plenty air time "Kevin Pietersen"
Loved him roasting Arsenal and sticking up for me but his opinions are laughable "Harry Redknapp"
I worship the ground he walks on ,know I need to say the opposite view but can't understand a word he says "Darren Gough"
I was told not to argue with him or I would be gone but he talks pish and has never played the game "Ray Houghton"
A wanker but him and his chimp give me plenty air time "Kevin Pietersen"
Loved him roasting Arsenal and sticking up for me but his opinions are laughable "Harry Redknapp"
I worship the ground he walks on ,know I need to say the opposite view but can't understand a word he says "Darren Gough"
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Re: Write your honest talkSPORT trail
The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast - perfect listening for anyone who doesn't like Alan Brazil .....
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