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Haribos
Chocolate croissants
Hot dogs
Plain croissants
Battenburgs
Rolos
Yazoo - banana flavour
Bacon butties
Bog rolls
Kleenex
Antacid
Paracetemol
Poppers
Uppers and downers
Fake tan cream
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Sick bags
Incontinence pants.
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Yup, tena Elephants, Brontosaurus and humongously huge cunts
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Syringe.
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GP Sick notes
Rubber johnnies
Lube
Red Bull
Donuts
Wet wipes
Bibs which you can scoop up with
Spare underpants
Deodorisers
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Reading cards for Darren Gough
Blow up dolls and naked female mannequins
Pomographic Betamax videos
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Beta blockers
Steroids
Anti hallucinogenics
Sleeping tablets
Mouthwash
Mogodons
Balzac
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Tommy Boyd's rotting corpse
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Back dated copies of Fiesta,Readers Wives and oversized womensunderwear catalogues
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A punch bag with a woman's face sellotaped to it, with a note tied to it saying 'To be sent on to Cannock'.

Some invitations to take part in pro celeb charity events like fun runs, 5k bike rides, etc, all bundled into a freezer bag with "Get Lost! Anymore of this sort of shite sent to me and youre fired! Ye ken?!" Angrily written in black felt tip on it.

A gross of Rhinospurn lavatory deodorants.

An unopened freebie box of Orthosoles covered in dust, dead spiders and rat shit.

Some used boxes of half chewed crayons in a cardboard box with 'DARREN, PLEASE DO NOT EAT! written on it.

Some NHS leaflets entitled 'Coping with Micropenis. A helpful guide'.
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Rod Stewart CD
Simple Minds CD
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Fuzz buzz educational books for dallen goff
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Garishly coloured, oversized, sequined spandex golf shorts
Posters and assorted bed covers of Glenny Oddle, Fwank Lampard and Stevie G
Discarded parking tickets, speeding notices and demands to appear at various police stations
Betting slips
Colouring pens
Rotting cupcakes, sandwiches and chicken skewers
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a large pink strap on with a G monogram
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Blow up dolls with real hair for Mike Parry.
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Bumper Fun Book of willie and bottom jokes.
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Fake tan marked J Cundy only.
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A box marked toys for Robyn.
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A reference from the Fenland Home for Unwanted Ginger Children.
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Are you sure these aren't the contents of your briefcase My Lawns?
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What, all of them?
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Yes
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Well, possibly.
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A cover for the office dartboard...


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