Sam Matterface Best Off Of Manchester Utd v Stoke Off Of talkSPORT
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Sam Matterface Best Off Of Manchester Utd v Stoke Off Of talkSPORT
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Re: Sam Matterface Best Off Of Manchester Utd v Stoke Off Of talkSPORT
The Budgerigar.
You can only live in the world you know.The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.
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He was doing Holland v France off of tube off of ITV with Townsend.........not one off of between them throughout??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Were you laid there counting?
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lying thereThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Were you laid there counting?
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Yes we know that but were you laid theresjbarca wrote:lying thereThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Were you laid there counting?
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Just heard this cunt doing multiple "off ofs" off of his commentary off of ITV the cunt that he is......
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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He's still a twat but he's not as bad on TV as he is on the radio. Shit though.
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He's just filling in time until his dream job comes up - starring as a watery-eyed reedy-voiced gangly besuited string of catarrh-made-flesh in some dismal building society ad.
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sammy that cramaparagraphintoasentence after a goal cunt
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Kane scored a penalty and Matterface screeched "the big city boy loves the London life". So camp.
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"He was pulling the shirt off of his back there!"............Cunt.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Fucking hell get him off of that list??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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sam the bam blaming pep for john stones balls up, as hade would say unnnnfuckenbeleivable.
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The cunt has been hyped up even before the Kick Off Of??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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He certainly is got fucking married twice like that other cunt Durham........like seeing a cat has shit in your top hat and putting it on your head??!!James90125 wrote:He's shit.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!
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Please don't criticise Saint Doug. We are lucky to have his "unique brand" here and as such he can do what he likes. The rest of us can simply enjoy his genius.Lou Grant wrote:Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!
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is "should of" ok? a big favourite of big Alvin.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Please don't criticise Saint Doug. We are lucky to have his "unique brand" here and as such he can do what he likes. The rest of us can simply enjoy his genius.Lou Grant wrote:Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!