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Sam Matterface Best Off Of Manchester Utd v Stoke Off Of talkSPORT

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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

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He was doing Holland v France off of tube off of ITV with Townsend.........not one off of between them throughout??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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Were you laid there counting?
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Were you laid there counting?
lying there
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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sjbarca wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Were you laid there counting?
lying there
Yes we know that but were you laid there
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Just heard this cunt doing multiple "off ofs" off of his commentary off of ITV the cunt that he is......
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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He's still a twat but he's not as bad on TV as he is on the radio. Shit though.

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He's just filling in time until his dream job comes up - starring as a watery-eyed reedy-voiced gangly besuited string of catarrh-made-flesh in some dismal building society ad.
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sammy that cramaparagraphintoasentence after a goal cunt

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Kane scored a penalty and Matterface screeched "the big city boy loves the London life". So camp.

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"He was pulling the shirt off of his back there!"............Cunt.
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Fucking hell get him off of that list??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

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He's shit.

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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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sam the bam blaming pep for john stones balls up, as hade would say unnnnfuckenbeleivable.

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The cunt has been hyped up even before the Kick Off Of??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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He's shit.

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James90125 wrote:He's shit.
He certainly is got fucking married twice like that other cunt Durham........like seeing a cat has shit in your top hat and putting it on your head??!!
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Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!
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Lou Grant wrote:Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Lou Grant wrote:Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!
Please don't criticise Saint Doug. We are lucky to have his "unique brand" here and as such he can do what he likes. The rest of us can simply enjoy his genius.
is "should of" ok? a big favourite of big Alvin.

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