Sam Matterface Best Off Of Manchester Utd v Stoke Off Of talkSPORT

[kancutlawns]

Heard Matterface's cringeworthy comment when he was ejaculating wildly on Vardy's third fir Leicester last night against Man City, "Jamie's lit his magic torch ..." You have to wonder who's putting his torch up Nat's darkened hallowed treasure.

[sjbarca]

[mrGP]

Which is worse, overusing ! and ? for no reason, or saying off of??!!

Please don't criticise Saint Doug. We are lucky to have his "unique brand" here and as such he can do what he likes. The rest of us can simply enjoy his genius.

At least if he's posting here he's not out on the streets causing havoc with society.

[James90125]

So will we if he isn't commentating on anything.

[sjbarca]

haha