Is Geoff Peters a ****??!!

[Lou Grant]

Geoff Peters, telling it as it is. Respect.

[mrGP]

Geoff can you get Alan, Adrian, Micky and Darren in here please, many thanks

Internet forums are probably not their thing. They're not as sad as me

[mrGP]

Geoff Peters, telling it as it is. Respect.

Someone told me about this thread so thought I'd sign up and cop Doug's abuse (and from others) in person

[deisegirl]

Top top bantz Geoff-o

[the puddin]

Geoff, I demand to know if you are broadcasting in your pants. Think carefully, as whether you are wearing pants or are fully clothed makes a fundamental difference to my radio listening experience.

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[deisegirl]

Geoff, I demand to know if you are broadcasting in your pants. Think carefully, as whether you are wearing pants or are fully clothed makes a fundamental difference to my radio listening experience.

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I hate the word pants... Especially in the UK context. Pants=trousers in Ireland.

Nelly is a weirdo in any context

[mrGP]

Geoff, I demand to know if you are broadcasting in your pants. Think carefully, as whether you are wearing pants or are fully clothed makes a fundamental difference to my radio listening experience.

I have never, ever done any broadcasting in my pants. Nor am I ever planning to. Hope that helps

[sjbarca]

Hi Douglas/dneil/sjbarca.

Is your anger issue down to not liking broadcasters using ISDN lines?

Or is it, more likely, because I blocked your painfully sad, unfunny and frankly piss poor Darren Gough parody account on Twitter?

Best regards,
Geoff xxxx

The first bit.

[mrGP]

So just to clarify Doug / dneil / sjbarca, someone broadcasting from their home studio, rather than official talkSPORT towers, gets you this utterly enraged?

Apparently he flew back from America then went on h&j on his shitty line from his house then apparently put in a 5 hour shift overnight on his shitty line from his fucking house again and now I've got to put up with the cunt discussing my fucking useless cunt team who got fucking cunt relegated on his fucking dopey cunt show Up The Fucking League on his fucking shitty tinny line from his fucking house on a fucking pre record shitty line the lazy fucking cunt that he is??!!

This fucking cunt woke me up this morning beguiling that billy sitch Sandy fucking Warr what is she good for? Absolutely nothing except being gullibly be fucking guiled by that fucking mongo on his shitty fucking line broadcasting in his fucking underpants in his Leicester shit house home the fucking cunt??!!

This cunt woke me up again today flirting in his pants from home with Sandy fucking Warr??!! Mentioned his pal Dalian Atkinson but couldn't wait to laugh about a Boris Johnson article, the fucking tinny lined cunt that he is.

Quinn might be a cunt but he puts some effort in Peters never gets out his house the cunt!!

What sort of a cunt gets his own show, alright it might be a shit show, but who would do it as a pre record on a tinny line from your house? A lazy cunt that's what??!!

He was on again today the tinny lined delay cunt that he is??!!

So I fell asleep happily listening to The Two Mikes then I'm woken up by that cunt Peters on his tinny line wearing his pants at home talking to some tart in a detached way who ended every statement as if she was asking a question.........

This cunt still pops up like a fucking sniper.......sitting at home in his pants chatting up Sandy Warr on his shitty tinny line the cunt that he is??!!

The cunt isn't even in the schedule you go to sleep smiling at The Two Mikes then wake up being brutalised by the tinny lined bald headed asbo cunt romancing dopey Sandy Warr, what is he good for absolutely nothing......the cunt that he is.

There is nothing else on at 5am so I want talkSPORT but not that lazy cunt.........just put My fucking Sporting Life on instead of paying that tinny miked asbo cunt 20 notes??!!

PS I have no issue with you or anyone here thinking I'm a c*nt. That's your opinion and you're perfectly entitled to it. But at least I'm a c*nt who is doing something useful with their life. Anyway, have a nice day! xx

[JimmyDee]

So just to clarify Doug / dneil / sjbarca, someone broadcasting from their home studio, rather than official talkSPORT towers, gets you this utterly enraged? <snip>

That's about the size of it.
If we were normal we'd all be playing nicely on DigitalSpy.

PS Tell Georgie I love her.

[sjbarca]

I don't like people at talkSPORT pretending to be where they are not. Also for someone who is a professional in the business to use a mic that makes them sound like a wasp up a drainpipe while pretending is scandalous. Also doing your own show as a pre record on said shitty line from home again compounds the crime!

[mark]

Hi Douglas/dneil/sjbarca.

Is your anger issue down to not liking broadcasters using ISDN lines?

Or is it, more likely, because I blocked your painfully sad, unfunny and frankly piss poor Darren Gough parody account on Twitter?

Best regards,
Geoff xxxx

The first bit.

Get a fucking grip you pathetic fucking twat.

[turnitin]

I don't like people at talkSPORT pretending to be where they are not. Also for someone who is a professional in the business to use a mic that makes them sound like a wasp up a drainpipe while pretending is scandalous. Also doing your own show as a pre record on said shitty line from home again compounds the crime!

But they've done it for years Doug. Since their inception. Maybe we should all chip in to get Geoff a better mic.

You set up the kickstarter page Geoff and we'll get it done. Doug can use his Goffeh account to gain the much needed publicity...

[Zippy]

Geoff Peters

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Duggerlarse taking savage beatings all over town, first sungate now this debby-arcle. GOA has seen his Andy account exposed and even Goffeh has finally twigged. Twidder shutdown, Google takeover, DNEIL ENDED.

[kevin04]

Have to say, Geoff Peters seems a top dude.

[mrGP]

I don't like people at talkSPORT pretending to be where they are not. Also for someone who is a professional in the business to use a mic that makes them sound like a wasp up a drainpipe while pretending is scandalous. Also doing your own show as a pre record on said shitty line from home again compounds the crime!

I'm not pretending to be sitting in the studio in London so that kind of negates one element of your argument. Lots of broadcasters work remotely. It happens everywhere.

I don't like people at talkSPORT pretending...

What about you pretending to be Darren Gough in that painfully unfunny, boring, piss poor parody account of yours????

[sjbarca]

Do you say Hi I'm Geoff Peters doing the show on my tinny line from my house?......No, thought not!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Give up Douglas you senile twat

[mrGP]

Do you say Hi I'm Geoff Peters doing the show on my tinny line from my house?......No, thought not!

Why would I need to say that?

Do you say: "Hi, I'm some weird loner talkSPORT obsessive with no fucking life" every time you tweet on that shit DGoth account?

[sjbarca]

Do you say Hi I'm Geoff Peters doing the show on my tinny line from my house?......No, thought not!

Why would I need to say that?

To prove to your listeners that you weren't practising to deceive?

[mrGP]

Do you say Hi I'm Geoff Peters doing the show on my tinny line from my house?......No, thought not!

Why would I need to say that?

To prove to your listeners that you weren't practising to deceive?

It's not deceiving anyone though.

I refuse to believe you're as stupid as you make out.

You ignored the other questions though. You complain about talkSPORT "pretending" yet you "pretend" to be Darren Gough on that sad ass parody account. Shall I direct you to the word 'hypocrisy' in the dictionary?

[sjbarca]

Do you say Hi I'm Geoff Peters doing the show on my tinny line from my house?......No, thought not!

Why would I need to say that?

To prove to your listeners that you weren't practising to deceive?

It's not deceiving anyone though.

So you pretending you are in the studio and talkSPORT commentators pretending they are in the stadium for the Celtic v Man City game isn't deceiving anyone?

[mrGP]

Do you say Hi I'm Geoff Peters doing the show on my tinny line from my house?......No, thought not!

Why would I need to say that?

To prove to your listeners that you weren't practising to deceive?

It's not deceiving anyone though.

So you pretending you are in the studio and talkSPORT commentators pretending they are in the stadium for the Celtic v Man City game isn't deceiving anyone?

Blimey, you really are a clown. I'm not pretending to be sitting in a studio in London. I presume you are familiar with how technology works in the 21st century?

And you keep avoiding the question about pretending to be Darren Gough on Twitter. Answer that.

[Lou Grant]

Let's move on to the more important questions - are Southend United doomed this season and who would be a good replacement for Phil Brown?