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Did he use either Word or Powerpoint for his infamous FA dossier? I assume the pieces he writes for twitter or bookmakers he composes at a lectern, with a quill and parchment. Or is it all through Sportsyapper? WE are a shambles of a club but I really resent this hysterical fool being held forth as the inside knowledge of our club. Saggers just goads him gently into increasingly embarrassing displays whilst keeping him at arms length with "great points, passionate debate' platitudes. I long since came to the conclusion Saggers hates Foist Night, but is locked in to keep his job/marriage from disintegrating as he's a cuckold on a Monday. Which is generous as I think Saggers is an utter arse.
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Frank Clark, Plough Lane, Brian Clough, Stan at Southend all in a single rambling sentence. Piss off you embarrassing, lanky, gulping fuckwit. Or Lordy! It's a caller.
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So angry and bitter about having his programme notes withdrawn. Difficult to establish whether this is the driver behind his ranting as what he's saying does have some element of truth.
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If I hear the words Football Club one more time in this 'debate' I'm going to do an RM and hit the radio with a shoe.

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kancutlawns wrote:Frank Clark, Plough Lane, Brian Clough, Stan at Southend all in a single rambling sentence. Piss off you embarrassing, lanky, gulping fuckwit. Or Lordy! It's a caller.
Was he talking about Forest during that bit? Nipped out for half hour.

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Dick. Head. Man. Child. Fella is a fucking prick.
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ccreds wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:Frank Clark, Plough Lane, Brian Clough, Stan at Southend all in a single rambling sentence. Piss off you embarrassing, lanky, gulping fuckwit. Or Lordy! It's a caller.
Was he talking about Forest during that bit? Nipped out for half hour.
Just in that single sentence cc. He was rambling as usual and blowing his own trumpet. Just reminiscing and talking errant nonsense.
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He just rambles on about nothing. Veers from moaning about non-football people ruining the game to former big clubs in a mess and should be competitive in the Premier League. There is no one point he is making because he covers about 20 in one speech between gulps. Shouts now and then, speaks in bitter tones about not being heavily involved in the game nowadays, just witters on about anything that leaps into his mind.

All whilst Saggers tells him to shut up, get on with it and how wonderful he is within the same sentence. A truly bizarre existence of a show.

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JW90 wrote:He just rambles on about nothing. Veers from moaning about non-football people ruining the game to former big clubs in a mess and should be competitive in the Premier League. There is no one point he is making because he covers about 20 in one speech between gulps. Shouts now and then, speaks in bitter tones about not being heavily involved in the game nowadays, just witters on about anything that leaps into his mind.

All whilst Saggers tells him to shut up, get on with it and how wonderful he is within the same sentence. A truly bizarre existence of a show.
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That was a really good post. I like Stan but JW90 nailed that one to the floor. He rambled on from 7 till 10 with Saggers hardly getting a word in edgeways. A lot of what he said was right but to span it over 3 hours needs an awful lot of waffle to carry it off.

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m4rkb wrote:That was a really good post. I like Stan but JW90 nailed that one to the floor. He rambled on from 7 till 10 with Saggers hardly getting a word in edgeways. A lot of what he said was right but to span it over 3 hours needs an awful lot of waffle to carry it off.
I've not listened to Foist Noight for about a year which was partly why I was able to endure over an hour of him tonight and obviously because of the Villa issue. Good to know he's still a sanctimonious, idiotic, rambling, uncontrollable fucking moron who manages to somehow diminish all the decent knowledge of the game he has the second he opens his gob.
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Posting :lol: feel a little dizzy now, which suitably enough is the effect of the show itself. Late on parade here but I listened until the first ad break... woah. I heard some things.

Saggers growling at the top of the great show guys about Timmy getting the boot and managers not being given time anymore, then chucked in a comment about their needing the time to establish themselves as part of "the community" which was a little bizarre. Garry Monk can come and do my borders if he wants, just think it would be strange. That's clean.

Stan then bombed down the wing into a fast yet very slow summary of recent Villa history majoring on Martin O'Neill looking into people's eyes which sounded creepy more than anything and I hope he brushed his teeth too. When Stan went to Leicester, Martin didn't show him a spreadsheet, oh no! Why? Because he's a Proper Football Man of course! Try to keep up.

Villa finished 6th, 6th and 6th under O'Neill he said, never thinking that was ominous, then he coldly turned his attention to Houllier who was on his last legs and signed Darren Bent, likewise. for £24 million! Stan sounded aghast but it was the first mention in this rant of money getting splashed around. Had O'Neill been too busy staring at people to remember to sign anyone? He spent a fortune did he not? So what's the difference between a foreign manager sp... ohhh.

I was left wondering what Saggers' opening about managers not being given enough time had to do with any of Stan's babbling? Indeed. They were each doing a different show. So anyway how much time should Timmy have been given, Saggyman? "KEPT THEM UP!" was his only note of actual praise for the hooligan... that's it then? Pumpkins abound and they're on 4. HE NEEDS A CENTURY, STAN.
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Never heard tonight's show but I'd be surprised if there wasn't an "arm around the shoulder" or two.

Everything Stan says is full of personal projection.

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George Summer wrote:Did he use either Word or Powerpoint for his infamous FA dossier? I assume the pieces he writes for twitter or bookmakers he composes at a lectern, with a quill and parchment. Or is it all through Sportsyapper? WE are a shambles of a club but I really resent this hysterical fool being held forth as the inside knowledge of our club. Saggers just goads him gently into increasingly embarrassing displays whilst keeping him at arms length with "great points, passionate debate' platitudes. I long since came to the conclusion Saggers hates Foist Night, but is locked in to keep his job/marriage from disintegrating as he's a cuckold on a Monday. Which is generous as I think Saggers is an utter arse.
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Jonathan Grunt wrote:
George Summer wrote:Did he use either Word or Powerpoint for his infamous FA dossier? I assume the pieces he writes for twitter or bookmakers he composes at a lectern, with a quill and parchment. Or is it all through Sportsyapper? WE are a shambles of a club but I really resent this hysterical fool being held forth as the inside knowledge of our club. Saggers just goads him gently into increasingly embarrassing displays whilst keeping him at arms length with "great points, passionate debate' platitudes. I long since came to the conclusion Saggers hates Foist Night, but is locked in to keep his job/marriage from disintegrating as he's a cuckold on a Monday. Which is generous as I think Saggers is an utter arse.
Sportsyapper? Is that still going? You don't hear much of it these days.
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The Doctor Is In wrote:SVC is the only person who has blocked me on the Twatter, the woman beating spunk flinging cunt.
If that's what you called him then I'm not surprised.
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The Doctor Is In wrote:SVC is the only person who has blocked me on the Twatter, the woman beating spunk flinging cunt.
Bizarrely, Stan blocked every Birmingham Mail and Post journalist a while back after the paper published a story about him not getting a gig on Match of the Day. This is despite many of the journalists he blocked had never even followed him. :lol:
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The Doctor Is In wrote:SVC is the only person who has blocked me on the Twatter, the woman beating spunk flinging cunt.
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The stupid, lanky cunt's passing himself off as a martyr tonight by showing himself as a neutral when Villa played Citeh yesterday. "Wood Manchester Yoo Noited fans want me to go off on one, supporting da Veela?" Well you stupid cunt 1) They'd probably want you wanking furiously about Villa and 2) Who actually gives a fuck about the plastics or you for that matter?
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Proclaiming that he'd boo Fabian Delph if he had the opportunity. Nothing more embarrassing then aged bloke booing and then admit booing someone. Grow up you fucking tit.
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What gets on my nerves is that he bangs on as though he's a saint on the pitch and in the commentary box. He stamped on Gascoigne's groin and elbowed him for Leicester v Everton. That's worse than diving that he endlessly gulps about not doing.

He's a terrible commentator, he's biased and this Delph thing means he's a clown as well. Fans shouldn't commentate for national radio on their side. Harsh but they aren't balanced in their views so Collymore shouldn't do Villa matches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIyynwaD9lo

Go to 21.40 for the Gascoigne incident.

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He is suited for shoutshite, piss poor like all the rest, Saggers hates the Beeb now...............wonder why , ......Stan didn't last long , despite saying he had the gig on MOTD 2, ............maybe cause they are all consistent ...............shite


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JW90 wrote:What gets on my nerves is that he bangs on as though he's a saint on the pitch and in the commentary box. He stamped on Gascoigne's groin and elbowed him for Leicester v Everton. That's worse than diving that he endlessly gulps about not doing.

He's a terrible commentator, he's biased and this Delph thing means he's a clown as well. Fans shouldn't commentate for national radio on their side. Harsh but they aren't balanced in their views so Collymore shouldn't do Villa matches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIyynwaD9lo

Go to 21.40 for the Gascoigne incident.
Good post mate I haven't seen that Gazza thing, he thinks he's morally better than everybody because he reckons he never took a dive, well I don't mind diving or whatever and you can be booked for it but what this gulping cunt did there stamping on a man's genitals when he is lying on the ground renders all his anti-diving shit redundant??!!
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