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Totally agree. He gives Pisstank short shrift and the dislike of him subtly reverberates in his vocabulary (which Fat Fuck obviously doesn't notice). The Obese Whale's approach to people he doesn't rate (pretty much everyone he mistakenly believes is below him in his fucked-up world outlook) is out-and-out bullying. Disappointingly, the main target of this - Ian Abrahams - is too much of a soft shit, not to mention a fucking awful sports reporter, to actually do anything about it.
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Moose takes it because he knows no other station or newspaper on the planet would employ him.Roquetas wrote:Disappointingly, the main target of this - Ian Abrahams - is too much of a soft shit, not to mention a fucking awful sports reporter, to actually do anything about it.
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Can't we swap our Rupert for him?
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Very true, but one does hope he just snaps one day and batters Pisstank to death with a bacon sandwich.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Moose takes it because he knows no other station or newspaper on the planet would employ him.Roquetas wrote:Disappointingly, the main target of this - Ian Abrahams - is too much of a soft shit, not to mention a fucking awful sports reporter, to actually do anything about it.
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Went up in my estimation when he told us all earlier in the week that he was one of the pitch invaders at Villa Park, always thought his Villa allegiance was in the Prince William/David Cameron envelope
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I was amazed when he finally tipped a winner yesterday(Dodging Bullets), having given nothing but losing tips for the past dozen years!
He later revealed that he didn't actually back it.
He later revealed that he didn't actually back it.
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A bit like Thommo, he tips what the bookies want him to tipHarry Lemon wrote:I was amazed when he finally tipped a winner yesterday(Dodging Bullets), having given nothing but losing tips for the past dozen years!
He later revealed that he didn't actually back it.
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He's got a lot of time for bookies, mind.Jonathan Grunt wrote:A bit like Thommo, he tips what the bookies want him to tipHarry Lemon wrote:I was amazed when he finally tipped a winner yesterday(Dodging Bullets), having given nothing but losing tips for the past dozen years!
He later revealed that he didn't actually back it.
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This Bell character has admitted to being one of the mob who invaded Villa Park last weekend. A mob which intimidated our players, staff and fans.
I'm coming to Cheltenham Rupert
I'm coming to Cheltenham Rupert
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Comes across as a funny guy and actually knows what he is talking about - a strange trait for anyone associated with TalkSport.
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A legend.
Knows his stuff and loves the dollies.
Knows his stuff and loves the dollies.
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Corrected.Roquetas wrote:He's got a lot of time for bookies, by the way.Jonathan Grunt wrote:A bit like Thommo, he tips what the bookies want him to tipHarry Lemon wrote:I was amazed when he finally tipped a winner yesterday(Dodging Bullets), having given nothing but losing tips for the past dozen years!
He later revealed that he didn't actually back it.
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He looks like a typical Villan.
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A wannabe toff. But at least he can communicate using English Grammar. None of this: "yeah, what, innit, um, like, massive, disgrace, shocking, good-call" bollocks we're subjected to day in day out.Zippy wrote:Affable, intelligent, respected and a true professional.
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"'ere Corky warrabout the Mar-stairs ah cannae wait,slurp chomp chew, 'ere gizza piece o'that pie Moose,yer greedy git.Ah didnae watch tha' game las neet cos ah wus piste azza newt.carcinogen wrote:A wannabe toff. But at least he can communicate using English Grammar. None of this: "yeah, what, innit, um, like, massive, disgrace, shocking, good-call" bollocks we're subjected to day in day out.Zippy wrote:Affable, intelligent, respected and a true professional.
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I think you misheard that? He enunciated Damp Squib perfectly yesterday!Lou Grant wrote:He said the Wimbledon final was a damp squid.
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Two Crows wrote:This Bell character has admitted to being one of the mob who invaded Villa Park last weekend. A mob which intimidated our players, staff and fans.
I'm coming to Cheltenham Rupert
I'm sure the poor wee scrotes can look after themselves.
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Good old Rupert. "I'm a vain old bugger". Class
I'm a Bellend as well. man who loves his sports, though only on racing a specalist. Golf and tennis, he goes and sometimes knows well.
A decent cove.
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I'd say he's just as much a tennis specialist. He freelances on the ATPs dedicated Tennis Radio channel and has been employed as one of the main commentators on Wimbledon radio for years.
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sjbarca wrote:I think you misheard that? He enunciated Damp Squib perfectly yesterday!Lou Grant wrote:He said the Wimbledon final was a damp squid.
I suspect someone pointed out his mistake. Check the audio, he definitely said 'squid'
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Having the piss taken out of him for have botox and still not knowing where he is. I thought botox is used for cosmetic reasons and not for reversing the effects of mental degeneration.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Reg wrote:Two Crows wrote:This Bell character has admitted to being one of the mob who invaded Villa Park last weekend. A mob which intimidated our players, staff and fans.
I'm coming to Cheltenham Rupert
I'm sure the poor wee scrotes can look after themselves.
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