Talksport Related Christmas Carols

[davethealligator]

Ok, it was along these lines...

Goughie the snowman,
was a happy, jolly soul,
with a brain made out of snow and ice,
and a face like an arsehole.

Goughie the snowman,
he was camp, borderline gay
he was made from snow, but the children know
how he came to life one day

There must have been some magic in
that sequinned suit they found,
for when they dressed him up in it,
he began to dance around!

Goughie the snowman,
said to Adrian, "How do?"
I'm a brainless slob, can I get a job
on the radio with you?"

"I 'ates them Barcelona,
what plays tippy-tappy stuff
I prefer Boyzone to the Rolling Stones,
is that wankified enough?"

Goughie the snowman,
was recruited on the spot,
But nobody checked, the long term effect,
of a studio so hot...

His brain began to melt into
a dribbling, crumbling mess.
But the thickness of his skull ensured
that this was a slow process...

Goughie the snowman
never can escape his fate,
just tune into 'Drive' between four and five
hear his brain deteriorate...

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Fookin ledge Dave

[davethealligator]

Dave can we get an Adrian Durham?

Funnily enough, for all the ammunition he provides, I never really managed to come up with one for him.

I'll have a little think...

[subsub]

SUPERB!

[wathman]

Fuckin Brilliant Dave...Love Silent Night.

[Bad Blue 2000]

Brilliant.

[AlcoholBrazil]

One for New Year.

Let old absences be forgot ,and never brought to mind
Let old absences be forgot ,for the sake of Old Big Al.
Still snoring in his stinking pit, it's nearly half-past five
Let old absences be forgot ,for the sake of Old Big Al.

[Billy]

Brilliant Dave and this one is the best for me. 10/10

Good King Collymore.

Good King Collymore lashed out
On the feast of Stephen
Took his filthy temper out
On some piece from Sweden

Brightly shone her bruise that night
Stan just phoned the florist
Then he buggered off to play
For Nottingham For-e-est

On his way he saw a car
in a lay-by rocking
Doors locked tight and windows steamed
What he did was shocking

While the couple lay inside
Gently copulating
Stan stood watching, knob in hand
Briskly masturba-a-ting

[Sadact7]

Goughie the snowman,
was a happy, jolly soul,
with a brain made out of snow and ice,
and a face like an arsehole.

[scully]

Hahahah

[norse]

Thought I'd give this a bump

[davidarthur]

Fantastic work and genuine LOL for virtually of these.

[subsub]

The Little Drummer Boy

"Cunt", they told me, par-um-pum-pum-pum
On Talksport's breakfast show, par-um-pum-pum-pum
He claims to love the Mancs, par-um-pum-pum-pum
He's thick as two short planks, par-um-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum

Don't, tune in to him, par-um-pum-pum-pum
He's too dumb!

Then, one morning, par-um-pum-pum-pum
I grew quite curious, par-um-pum-pum-pum
Turned on my radio, par-um-pum-pum-pum
Because I had to know, par-um-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum

Was, he such a cunt? par-um-pum-pum-pum
And then some!

[Roquetas]

'Cunt', they told me - a devastating opening line

[Holden Mcgroyne]

The tF equivalent of the H and J Xmas Eve show. Never gets boring no matter how many times you've heard them.

[Basualdo]

I got excited there for a minute and thought Dave was back.
But still nicely bumped Norse....... NORSE?!!!!

[Holden Mcgroyne]

December's here, this thread just has to be bumped.

[scully]

December's here, this thread just has to be bumped.

+1

[scully]

(To the tune of 'Away in a Manger')

A neigh is in danger
No food and no bed
Poor Mickeys best racehorse
Will shortly be dead

The stars in Newmarket
Look down where he lay
All riddled with maggots
No winners today...

Never ever fails

[Jonathan Grunt]

December's here, this thread just has to be bumped.

Good work; as a wiser man than me once said

The tF equivalent of the H and J Xmas Eve show. Never gets boring no matter how many times you've heard them.

[JimmyDee]

Dave's "Ronnie Irani Autobiography" needs to be resurrected from wherever it is in cyberspace.
Lost forever, though, I fear.

[Fug1]

Big fat Alan shit himself at the feast of stephen,

Woke up early Sat'day morning farting lumps of seamen.

Brightly shone his head that night

Al aint no ones fool

When Irani came in sight, he bummed him like a mule.

I'll get me coat

[sjbarca]

Big fat Alan shit himself at the feast of stephen,

Woke up early Sat'day morning farting lumps of seamen.

Brightly shone his head that night

Al aint no ones fool

When Irani came in sight, he bummed him like a mule.

I'll get me coat

Yellow card.......seaman as in Seaman Mignolet 2 keepers in one?

[Fug1]

Spunk didn't rhyme with Stephen!!

I'll take the yellow ref.