Georgie On The Booze Before Breakfast Show Like Brazil??!!

[ptang yang63]

Usual crap sound quality from TS with the equipment they buy from junk shops/charity shops/2nd hand from the Beeb gear circa 1960's.
Sounds like they've got an audience of about 5 including TS techno guys(that's a laugh).

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Now we've got a dyke in a sling in a van from a bin with an obese farting retard failing at "van tetris" with dead stale fartfilled air and errrrrs and ummms galore. Then 6 hours of the worst ads ever shat (SHOUT then whisper, SHOUTING, FAR then near, gawnaaa DOOOOO, expect a big tip then HMMM) and back to the worlds worst/best (how do you tell?) Oasis band. Plus the grumpiest manc since caller since oh god I don't know...the last one

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Actually it must be some sort of Chris Morris prankery. Can't be an ACTUAL RADIO SHOW

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Mitchy Quinty velly velly happy that this van bollocks covers three haunting facts:

1. He got steamrollered AGAIN (quite a feat) by Liam. First Way P got the ipanema fanny now Al B. Pissed is all set for the CALLAWAY boozetrough

2. Da pule got fucked by WASTE HARM of all teams. BINMEN!!!

3. He is a horse-murdering obese scouse cunt

[ptang yang63]

4. De Harsenil won de game agenst de Villa but only cos Villa had sum sorta bug.

[sjbarca]

Guess who missed the pavement during her night on the piss??!!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Guess who missed the pavement during her night on the piss??!!

Quimmbo: bbbbrrrrrrRRRRRAAPPPPPPPPP

David Bowie: *gag* *retch* spewwwwwWWWWSPLOSHHHHHHH

[Sadact7]

Yer know wha' - it's defin-ATE-ly Darren for me, WOOF!...You sexy maaan, Daz - Bungham looks like an extra in 'Village of the fuckin' Damned'

I'd still tap it though. Not bad at all.

Yes but she wouldn't touch you with a dead dog's dick so the point is moot

[ptang yang63]

What is the point of George being up at gleneagles when she brags she is doing the show from the TS hut still dressed in her pyjamas???
She might as well be in the alleged studio down in London sat next to the Mnky Mick Qinbo.
She did say that BigBraz snores tremendously which reverberates all around the hut.
Yuk!
Can you imagine the horror of sharing accomodation with the gargantuan gargoyle that is Big Alan Brazzer??
Nightmare on Elm Street!

[sjbarca]

[gheko]

Thought her legs had fallen off for a second.

[carcinogen]

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He's nae snorin he's fartin luv

[Sadact7]

Gareth Keenan Investigates

[ptang yang63]

She gurgled this morning " Ooooh, I know why we have a desk when we are on air because on this sofa that I'm sat on in my pyjamas I keep loosing my pen down the side of the sofa, Ooooooh, gigglesy wigglesy"
The nation held it's breath at this earth shattering news.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'd like a rummage down the back of HER sofa

[AlcoholBrazil]

Guess who missed the pavement during her night on the piss??!!

I am suspecting RSI from overdoing the handjobs at Talksport Towers.

[Boozios]

I'd like a rummage down the back of HER sofa

You'd only find Remnants of Rupe - I'd 'leave it', son. WOOF!

[wathman]

You have a good rummage Phantom.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I found 20p!

[wathman]

I found 20p!

is it clean?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Dirty cash I waaant you dirty cash I need you ohhhh-oh