Alan Brazil - Gleneagles Ryder Cup 2014 Can't Wait...

[carcinogen]

Is Ivor Robson involved in this corporate shitfest?

Fuck.

He is.

Wish the cunt would retire or better still, die.

[Rainbowmonkey]

I see the rat is back. Assist, Bas...?

[ptang yang63]

Oh dearie,dearie me.
Alan's two favourites have been beaten,hoots mon.
Wee Stevie "Gallaker"( Al's wild card pick) and "ah luvvim ter bits" wee Rory McIlroy have both bit the dust in the Ryder Cup.
Europe losing two and half to one and half.
Maybe Big FA is not as keen now to splurge big time on backing Europe to win.
Maybe he's gonna fill his boots at the free bar and burger stand.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Wee Stevie "Gallaker"( Al's wild card pick) and "ah luvvim ter bits" wee Rory McIlroy have both bit the dust in the Ryder Cup
.

I hope the bloated Bag of Piss and that Scouse Fat Lump lose a mint. Come on U.S.A...Get in the Hole.

[Roquetas]

I am struggling to believe Pisstank can actually look worse but every new photo proves me wrong.

He barely looks human in that one.

[Boozios]

Little Ray talking about golf with his trouser leg at the highest level??!!

Alan wearing a fetching little sweater in the colour 'bellend thrush' from the Glenlawnsy Woollen Millls shop in Dunkeld

Ha Ha - that made oi larrrf, that did

It looks like GMB...in Scotch Bizarro World

'Nixt, we have wee Ned fae Drumchapel who is going to show us his Buckfast souffle...MMM...sounds scrummy, absolutely'

[henrycrs]

[kevin04]

I thought he was a diet for wee aaaaaaaaaaaaafeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(sorry, hic), aff (don't cut me), afffeee(ah, Greek names) Athena?

He was meant to be on a crash diet to get down to a decent weight for Christmas.

Take it that's oot the windae thanks to Brazil.

[ceejay]

I didn't know Alans got a chalet in Courcheval that he's touting on Twitter for rental. Chaletbrazil is expensive for a week, still lots of weeks available. Anybody fancy it.

[carcinogen]

I didn't know Alans got a chalet in Courcheval that he's touting on Twitter for rental. Chaletbrazil is expensive for a week, still lots of weeks available. Anybody fancy it.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Just heard the first hour of Brazil on Friday morning.
It is sickening to hear the bloated walrus having so much fun.
A well-aimed housebrick landing on the back of his head would cheer me up no end.
He even complained about having to talk about football.

[Roddy]

The brick would just bounce off his massive heid because by golly it's some size.

[Northern Troglodite]

IS he off Monday......because I predict he will be......on piss all sunday then has to get to wherever, not a fucking chance, if he is , his throats gonna be fucked, & he will not even know a result

[AlcoholBrazil]

Pisstank can't wait to line up his bets today. And will be itching to brag to the nation about his winnings.
Odious bastard of a man,
#prayforclutcher

[Northern Troglodite]

Strange how like most mugs, they never mention their losses

[Roddy]

It seems Brazil has had his first shite of the day.

[Serendipity]

It seems Brazil has had his first shite of the day.

I was jus cleerin ma wee throat then woosh. Rupert and Bob were just ootside. The rescue operation to find them has started

[ptang yang63]

On TS this morning some herbert type goon was asking BBBubka and DDBell golf questions. One question was which player has won the most Ryder Cup points and a couple of mumbled answere were Arney Palmer and SurNick Faldo, TS herbert said NO it wor Monty Montgomerie. Sorry TS but yer wrong aggen.

figures from BBC News site.
25 pts: Sir Nick Faldo
24:Langer
23 and half Casper
23 and half Colin Montgomerie

[Roquetas]

When did TS ever know anything?

[wathman]

On TS this morning some herbert type goon was asking BBBubka and DDBell golf questions. One question was which player has won the most Ryder Cup points and a couple of mumbled answere were Arney Palmer and SurNick Faldo, TS herbert said NO it wor Monty Montgomerie. Sorry TS but yer wrong aggen.

figures from BBC News site.
25 pts: Sir Nick Faldo
24:Langer
23 and half Casper
23 and half Colin Montgomerie

I believe Monty has won the most singles points....Maybe that was the question?