Alan Brazil - Gleneagles Ryder Cup 2014 Can't Wait...

[sjbarca]

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[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Send the bugger back

[Boozios]

Our friends from PING



'Watch out for thaaat pudding, Heennnnk - you don't wanna wake up wi' a sore throat and yer breath tasting of cheese, son'

[carcinogen]

I hope it pisses down everyday, the bars run out of beer and ISIS launch an offensive in one of the larger bunkers.

[Roquetas]

I simply hope he dies.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Lol at the combined well wishes.... YOU GUYS

[AlcoholBrazil]

Poor Rory McIlroy is going to need another operation to remove Alan Brazil's tongue from his arse again.
Never mind Jim Torbett. Al would have happily surrendered his virginity to the Wonderful Fantastic Rory,
the greatest sportsman that ever existed.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

A sweep on how many times the morning pairings get read out ?

[carcinogen]

A sweep on how many times the morning pairings get read out ?

Not sure of the number, but I would say a few less times than the world 'Callaway'.

[Boozios]

I hope it pisses down everyday, the bars run out of beer and ISIS launch an offensive in one of the larger bunkers.

Lidderally..GET IN THE HOLE, INFIDEL!

[sjbarca]

Our friends from PING



'Watch out for thaaat pudding, Heennnnk - you don't wanna wake up wi' a sore throat and yer breath tasting of cheese, son'

haha

[sjbarca]

Alan Brazil ‏@alanbrazil 6h
Really proud of my new super vehicle! I never have to leave Saxon at home again!

Alan was thinking of driving up to Gleneagles in this??!!......He's flying up instead!!

[davidarthur]

Aren't the beds in those things in the ceiling? How on earth would Brazils gut fit in that without leaving a noticeable bulge in the roof?

[sjbarca]

This is Rupert Bell's accommodation at Gleneagles??!! It's a "Snooze Box" in a "Pop Up" Hotel.....hope they aren't expecting Alan to doss down in one......or even share with Rupert??!!

[sjbarca]

This err "gehhrruhhl" is going to Gleneagles and has invited Alan to have a session with her??!!.....He's been invited to a pre Ryder Cup piss up with Coral tonight as well!!

[AlcoholBrazil]

As soon as the words "Ryder Cup" lands on my ears , the switch goes OFF together with a loud "FUCK OFF" from me.
I'd like to wipe both the event and the sport off the face of the planet.
And long prison sentences for those whose continue to play it.
Life terms for those who actually go to watch it.

[Roquetas]

What I FUCKING HATE about the freeloading piece of piss-stained utter SCUM is the way he will bang on about attending a major sporting event, safe in the knowledge that he won't watch a SINGLE FUCKING MOMENT of it, all his time being spent chugging free booze and food down his vile throat, believing himself to be a loveable, fucking 'genial' Bon Vivieur, when actually he's just physically repellent, dubious-minded, chronically alcoholic CUNT.

[tennisman]

What I FUCKING HATE about the freeloading piece of piss-stained utter SCUM is the way he will bang on about attending a major sporting event, safe in the knowledge that he won't watch a SINGLE FUCKING MOMENT of it, all his time being spent chugging free booze and food down his vile throat, believing himself to be a loveable, fucking 'genial' Bon Vivieur, when actually he's just physically repellent, dubious-minded, chronically alcoholic CUNT.

And those are his good points!

[mothball69]

Georgie Bingham ‏@georgiebingham 4m

Would just like to clarify that @sportsbreakfast and I have seperate rooms in the @yourgolftravel party house @RyderCup2014 Just in case..

[shabbado]

This is Rupert Bell's accommodation at Gleneagles??!! It's a "Snooze Box" in a "Pop Up" Hotel.....hope they aren't expecting Alan to doss down in one......or even share with Rupert??!!

Imagine Brazil farting in one of those things?

Zyklon Brazil

[Boozios]

This is Rupert Bell's accommodation at Gleneagles??!! It's a "Snooze Box" in a "Pop Up" Hotel.....hope they aren't expecting Alan to doss down in one......or even share with Rupert??!!

Imagine Brazil farting in one of those things?

Zyklon Brazil

If Pisstank tears one off at the same time as Big Baaab - CALL PARRY! it's the MacTsunami

Jings, Crivvens, Help ma' boab...WE'RE DOOMED!

[Boozios]

Sing along wi' the Biccies -

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Rickie Fowler, Rickie Fowler, You're HARD, You're HARD



DOSS YANK CUNT!

[Dr David Starkey]

This is Rupert Bell's accommodation at Gleneagles??!! It's a "Snooze Box" in a "Pop Up" Hotel.....hope they aren't expecting Alan to doss down in one......or even share with Rupert??!!

Imagine Ding Dong luring some fruity filly back to his room only to be confronted with a giant, farting purple toad lying comatose on one of the beds. Would rather cramp his style.

[Basualdo]

This is Rupert Bell's accommodation at Gleneagles??!! It's a "Snooze Box" in a "Pop Up" Hotel.....hope they aren't expecting Alan to doss down in one......or even share with Rupert??!!

Imagine Ding Dong luring some fruity filly back to his room only to be confronted with a giant, farting purple toad lying comatose on one of the beds. Would rather cramp his style.

Thats if the Pishtank ever makes it to the TS Stack-a-Hack.
I have a feeling that after a long and emotional journey up from the smoke to his beloved Highlands ("Look, ootside, will ye look a' tha'. This is mah Sco'land. This is whut peepul come up here tae see, lads. No' a darkie in sight!"), and keeping himself refreshed all the way up so as to be in tiptop broadcasting form, ("Aaaaarrrrrhhhh, Wee Roararrreeee, <hic!> He's ssaaweeman, hey!"), then i fear that this may be the sight to greet visitors at the Gleneagles clubhouse doorway.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Effin LOLZ to be found throughout this here fred