TalkSPORT rhyming couplets

[JimmyDee]

Can they see their own cocks
in Lord Vestey's big box?

[JimmyDee]

Poor old beeky
So mild and meeky.

[JimmyDee]

All "I make you right, fellas"
Should be killed with umbrellas.

[kancutlawns]

I'm too bladdered to move and sleeping in the Coral beer tent
I'm on the make and as per usual not paying any rent

[kancutlawns]

Hi guys hi fellas it's B-I-I-IG BAAB BUBKA
I'm big, I'm loud, I'm coarse and may wear a burka

[JimmyDee]

You're a Jew, not Jew"ish"
So say Goldst"ine"; I wish!

[JimmyDee]

Wee-willie Alan, running through the town
Looking for new trousers, cos his old ones are stained brown.

[robm]

Great show as normal guys
dont tell fekking lies.

[kancutlawns]

Phwoarr! Woof woof!! Ding dong!! Hubba hubba!
I'd like to get Lucy in a pool, give a neck massage and vigorously rub her

[kancutlawns]

Tap o' da day fellas, how ya doin we hear you
I'm here to kill some time pimp for business and talk utter poo

[JimmyDee]

For endless hours they shoot their gobs
But on the Beeb they'd have no jobs.

[JimmyDee]

It's tirty-tree to two to seven
To twenty-one to four to eleven.

[JimmyDee]

... and den Oi'll let you cash your bet
You stupid fucking brain-dead get.

[robm]

Little Ray Houghton sounds like a Scot
But the little know all insists that he's not.

[kancutlawns]

TS hates Graham Le Saux, they say he's a metrosexual queer
A Grauniad reader, educated, smart and Fowler took the piss out of his rear

[robm]

Poor Mike Graham blown up like a tyre
Is a poor bastard working with a liar.

[kancutlawns]

Dear Jacky B, dignified, committed, we lost you this year
You shone like a torch in a station of cunts and we still shed a tear

[kancutlawns]

PPI, pay day loans, trademan and car finance ads
Bleed you dry, suck your blood, push you onto the street and make single dads

[kancutlawns]

I played with the very best like Gatesy, Walky, Arnie and Big old Beats
Treated Sir Bobby like a cunt and have big milky teats

[Sid Pervcat]

I played with the very best like Gatesy, Walky, Arnie and Big old Beats
Treated Sir Bobby like a cunt and have big milky teats

TF's Nadir

[kancutlawns]

Big Andy Townsend has his nose resemble an oar
Extreme views, broadcasts from the bedroom and ignorance seeping from over pore

[Sid Pervcat]

Big Andy Townsend has his nose resemble an oar
Extreme views, broadcasts from the bedroom and ignorance seeping from over pore

Fucking hell

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'm pretty sure the kankerz account is wibbz 'avin a jizzy giggle

[kancutlawns]

Are you being thick on purpose? I told you previously to keep out of threads which I post in if you can only resort to posting gibberish so kindly fuck off, ghost. Mods, I've told you previously to clamp down on this tiresome trolling.

[sjbarca]

Little Ray Houghton sounds like a Scot
But the little know all insists that he's not.

Little Ray Houghton is tetchy and blunt
The cross eyed Viz looking charcater cunt