TalkSPORT rhyming couplets

[robm]

Alan Brazil
Is over the hill.

[kancutlawns]

Micky Quinn
Butts horses with his chin

[kancutlawns]

Steve Bunce
Buggers the local farmyard runts

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Gareth A Davies
Likely has rabies

[kancutlawns]

Graham Courtney
Bounces Geordie bairns on his knee

[robm]

Colin Murray
Left in a hurry.

[robm]

Sam Matterface
No longer sits on Nat's face.

[kancutlawns]

Toby Gillis
Is no Bob Willis

[robm]

Alan Brazil is a Celtic fan
He drinks from a bottle and from a can.

[kancutlawns]

Alan Brazil has huge arse cheeks
His wife shags the gardener and his breath fucking reeks

[Lou Grant]

Paul Jiggins
He's no Henry Higgins

[robm]

Alan Brazil some programmes he has missed
No real shock as he is always pissed.

[Bad Blue 2000]

Mr Ray Wilkins, nicknamed 'The Crab'
now travels to and from work in a cab.

[robm]

Sarah Tilley
Enjoys sucking mints.

[kancutlawns]

Paul Breen-Turner
Looks like a Bunsen Burner

[kancutlawns]

Alan McInally
Has finally gone fucking dolally

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Paul Breen-Turner
Looks like a Bunsen Burner

Red card

[kancutlawns]

Villa Matt
In 2012 had a massive shat

[Basualdo]

Brian Moore,
Thinks Al's a boor

[Basualdo]

Ronny Irani,
secret tranny.


utter fanny.


not quite a man-ny.

[robm]

Rupert Bell
Waffles like hell.

[kancutlawns]

Steve Evans
Bundled off to Manfield to run some errands

[Basualdo]

Brazil, Alan Bernard,
Thirty percent of Earth's lard.

[robm]

Alan Brazil is purple and fat
from 6 till 10 he talks like a pratt.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Sexy Steve Curry
Once ate 600 McFlurry