Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
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Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
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Re: Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
Sadly not enough times.
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Re: Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
Just about to post that very thing.Fug1 wrote:Sadly not enough times.
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Re: Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
"I'm afraid I smacked him in the mouth and he had to be carried off..."
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Stop being so blasé.mrGP wrote:"I'm afraid I smacked him in the mouth and he had to be carried off..."
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Did you feel an obligation to do so ??Basualdo wrote:Stop being so blasé.mrGP wrote:"I'm afraid I smacked him in the mouth and he had to be carried off..."
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Re: Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
The answer is difficult, the equation easy:
Number of wives x drunk x in a pub x in a pub outside of Liverpool x at a gay pride march ... you get the idea.
Number of wives x drunk x in a pub x in a pub outside of Liverpool x at a gay pride march ... you get the idea.
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Re: Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
An obligation to Andy D'UrsoSalem wrote:Did you feel an obligation to do so ??Basualdo wrote:Stop being so blasé.mrGP wrote:"I'm afraid I smacked him in the mouth and he had to be carried off..."
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I feel I owe the grwame of cricket a great deal and I'm willing to give something back .. if you know you fuckin knowmrGP wrote:An obligation to Andy D'UrsoSalem wrote:Did you feel an obligation to do so ??Basualdo wrote:Stop being so blasé.mrGP wrote:"I'm afraid I smacked him in the mouth and he had to be carried off..."
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Re: Number of times Mike Parry has been smacked in the mouth
Into the bargainBasualdo wrote:Stop being so blasé.mrGP wrote:"I'm afraid I smacked him in the mouth and he had to be carried off..."
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