The all new Five Live mega thread

[The Doctor Is In]

Christ, they are repeating that Golf Musical shite.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Adrian Chiles having a bit of banter with a woman who had a child-beating boyfriend.
Tactful Adrian joked "I presume your new boyfriend is an improvement"

The woman should have replied, Yes he doesn't beat my kids quite as hard as the last one.

[carcinogen]

Adrian Chiles having a bit of banter with a woman who had a child-beating boyfriend.
Tactful Adrian joked "I presume your new boyfriend is an improvement"

The woman should have replied, Yes he doesn't beat my kids quite as hard as the last one.

Adrian Chiles is a cunt. I mean, his first name is 'Adrian' for a start...ffs.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Chiles needs a proper kickin

[Northern Troglodite]

Bring back VD

[sjbarca]

Catching up on the Sandell who left er Fig Lover for VD who got sacked for doing a err DLT then VD accused her dad of abusing her and her family as they struggled in the council house next door to Irani then her dad turns round and says they lived in a Tudor mansion and VD went to a private school and got elocution lessons the lot??!!

[Zippy]

Phil Williams (shit) doing a show where people call in to discuss their car problems with a mechanic on national radio?! Fucking hell?!

[AlcoholBrazil]

Discussing Cancer AGAIN! . Clicky off. This station is obsessed with terminal diseases and death.
Five Live is guaranteed to bring the most happy-go-lucky people into Depression.

[carcinogen]

Discussing Cancer AGAIN! . Clicky off. This station is obsessed with terminal diseases and death.
Five Live is guaranteed to bring the most happy-go-lucky people into Depression.

It's a genius marketing technique tbf. The Daily Mail uses a similar model.

[shabbado]

Phil Williams (shit) doing a show where people call in to discuss their car problems with a mechanic on national radio?! Fucking hell?!

This has been going on for 6+ months

They also have a gardener and a DIY expert on the same slot.

[Reg]

Phil Williams (shit) doing a show where people call in to discuss their car problems with a mechanic on national radio?! Fucking hell?!

This has been going on for 6+ months

They also have a gardener and a DIY expert on the same slot.

WTF?

[antdad]

I flicked over from H&J to catch the new programming..."and after the news we'll be talking about EastEnders"

Click.

[kevin04]

Is Phil Williams still on?

He's one of these types who probably still talks (if he was ever given the opportunity) about his 'legendary' best man speech.

[antdad]

Unfortunately yes...he's been promoted to perennial fill-in when the "talent" are away to having his own late evening show.

Can't stand the dull brummie prick .

[AlcoholBrazil]

Ched Evans Debate. Why have Talksport avoided this delicate subject like the plague.
Maybe because they can't trust their sexist, tactless Neanderthal biased dim-witted presenters to say the right thing
and hail Ched as just one of the lads who was targetted by a Wannabee Wag with pound signs in her chav eyes.
It could happen to any footballer.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Another Grief-Junkie Special at Nine. They should annouce warnings to those with depression.
The topic : Terminal Illness Again , the BBC speciality. I hoped they were going to do less of this stuff
when they gave old V.D the elbow.

[Darkyboy]

Another Grief-Junkie Special at Nine. They should annouce warnings to those with depression.
The topic : Terminal Illness Again , the BBC speciality. I hoped they were going to do less of this stuff
when they gave old V.D the elbow.

Tell me about it!

LBC - talking about IVF treatment, so clicky over
Talksport - talking about Ipswich, with the fat slug saying he might go see them/he can't go and see them, so clicky over
Five Live - talking about coping with terminal illness

All this on a Monday morning!

[Steve Hunt]

Drive does not work without Peter Allen.

Massive own goal moving removing him from this slot.

I bet even Durham & Gough's listening figures will increase this quarter.

[carcinogen]

Adrian Chiles or Colin Murray and 'friends'? The noose or the firing squad?

[AlcoholBrazil]

Billy Bunter Chiles interviewing "Kelly" Maloney . Oh what riches our licence fee is bringing us today .

[kevin04]

Adrian Chiles or Colin Murray and 'friends'? The noose or the firing squad?

Chiles used to be alright on radio and then Working Lunch, but then turned.

Maybe he's alright on radio if not talking about football.

Heard 10 minutes of Colin and friends today waiting for H and J - it's basically all those WKD adverts rolled into radio. Trying to be funny/cute, but just leaves you cold.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Billy Bunter Chiles interviewing "Kelly" Maloney . Oh what riches our licence fee is bringing us today .

5live are obsessed with Arthurs who want to be Marthas. Nolan's show last week went to town on an obscure DJ who wanted to tell the world he was a woman all the time.

[carcinogen]

Billy Bunter Chiles interviewing "Kelly" Maloney . Oh what riches our licence fee is bringing us today .

I did LOL at your deadpan comment. Fucking hell...hard to choose which one of them is more of an old woman. Chiles really does redefine the genre of cunt.

[carcinogen]

Heard 10 minutes of Colin and friends today waiting for H and J - it's basically all those WKD adverts rolled into radio. Trying to be funny/cute, but just leaves you cold.

He doesn't help his case when his 'friends' are a bunch of monosyllabic imbeciles unable to even read pre-prepared scripts written in capital letters and spelt phonetically. Perry Groves, for FUCKSAKE !!! Dead air offers more wit.

[Thursty]

Doing something I haven't done for a few years, listening to Dotun. He's still as woeful as ever, but this grammar nazi he currently has on is hilarious.