The all new Five Live mega thread
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Obligatory Stephen Nolan is a very strange man comment.
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[Bas]Oh i could tell you a thing or two about Nolan[/Bas]
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Colin Paterson is on.
Better than Livesey (really not saying much) but I'm wondering if Colin will shoehorn a totally unrelated U2 reference into his show somewhere?
Better than Livesey (really not saying much) but I'm wondering if Colin will shoehorn a totally unrelated U2 reference into his show somewhere?
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Hopefully tomorrow is the monthly Cash 'No gash' Peters. New thread so old gags again.
Did I ever mention the greatest radio show; Up All Night? Rhod Sharp (no 'e') the King and Dotun, the first black man in Scandinavia. Or more famous to me as a talking head on the excellent C4 show 'Bootylicious' about big black ass and some trying though the knife.
Did I ever mention the greatest radio show; Up All Night? Rhod Sharp (no 'e') the King and Dotun, the first black man in Scandinavia. Or more famous to me as a talking head on the excellent C4 show 'Bootylicious' about big black ass and some trying though the knife.
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Hey, i just realised i can now crack the 'German Eurovision' gag again in your new inevitable Eurovision thread!Carlos J wrote:Hopefully tomorrow is the monthly Cash 'No gash' Peters. New thread so old gags again.
Did I ever mention the greatest radio show; Up All Night? Rhod Sharp (no 'e') the King and Dotun, the first black man in Scandinavia. Or more famous to me as a talking head on the excellent C4 show 'Bootylicious' about big black ass and some trying though the knife.
So its not all bad.
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Nay it isn't, Bas. The one about Germany and a little peace again? Hey, better is your teen tool all a quiver about her. But, hey, like you said, you'd fuck tables.
Get Mrs Bas out with her sisters and the children elsewhere on May 26th?
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Err. Not Eurovision thread. Das, Johnny Logan years again?
Get Mrs Bas out with her sisters and the children elsewhere on May 26th?
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No more the great Daz Sampson:
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Err. Not Eurovision thread. Das, Johnny Logan years again?
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Listening to Dotun now. Slightly more interesting than a sewer rat like Goldstain.
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I do hope that remark wasn't made in light of Mr Adebayo's ethnicity??DasBoot wrote:Dotun is shit.
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'This is like The Shawshank Redemption, only with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption.'
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He'd be shit if he was green with orange polka dots.Von Lugers Butter wrote:I do hope that remark wasn't made in light of Mr Adebayo's ethnicity??DasBoot wrote:Dotun is shit.
And its not as if he doesn't bring the subject up himself every 5 minutes .
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I gather from last night that Nolan presents a TV chat show for the lucky people of Ireland. Does he mention his mum or weight as much as he does on the radio ?
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5 Live on a Friday evening is Mick Night. 3 hours of fucking Colin Murray saying NYE for now, then 3 hours of fucking Nolan saying NYE for now. What is it with Micks and the BBC? They are obsessed with them.shabbado wrote:[Bas]Oh i could tell you a thing or two about Nolan[/Bas]
What is it with the romanticism of a city - and a people - that really are the septic, poisoned, pus filled anuses on this country?
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Zipppy. Think we've missed Cash on iPlayer. We shall find him though.
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Listened to VD talking about Hodgson's scrutinisation about his speech and then spoke to a speech therapist who said that the manager pronounced his r's properly in his press conference and doesn't have a speech impediment. After all this the stupid mare rounded off the topic by making a daft comment when she dropped her 'r's. Just shows the TS doesn't have the monopoly on retarded thought processes.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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5Live currently covering the Olympic flame lighting ceremony in Greece.
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I'm going to be at the starting point for when it comes to Britain - if VD is there covering the event I will promise to grab the flame and shove it up her arse.shabbado wrote:5Live currently covering the Olympic flame lighting ceremony in Greece.
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Pop star dies, Gambo is on the scene!
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Cash Peters has just announced on Twitter that next month's review slot will be his last
As he followed up with rather sarcastically, "this has gone so well."
As he followed up with rather sarcastically, "this has gone so well."
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Oh noes.
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Could be a nightmare for the schedulers later on.
On 5live the Tennis will in all likelihood go on past 5pm when Spain/Italy starts.
On 5live sports extra the cricket may go on into the time scheduled for the start of the GP.
On 5live the Tennis will in all likelihood go on past 5pm when Spain/Italy starts.
On 5live sports extra the cricket may go on into the time scheduled for the start of the GP.
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Cricket will be online and Radio 4LW only.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:Could be a nightmare for the schedulers later on.
On 5live the Tennis will in all likelihood go on past 5pm when Spain/Italy starts.
On 5live sports extra the cricket may go on into the time scheduled for the start of the GP.
Tennis will be moved to 5 live extra when the footie starts.
Simple.
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Colin Paterson is back on.
Will he get a mention of U2 in somewhere?
Will he get a mention of U2 in somewhere?
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