Jools's Annual Hootenanny 2016
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Jools's Annual Hootenanny 2016
Off out in a bit for some food so put this in as a placeholder for later so I don't forget. For those of us who are broke, not in the mood for partying on the streets with millions of twats or have young kids fill your boots. On tonight in the shindig for geriatric music stars, there's Chaka Khan and Roy Wood amongst others.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Re: Jools's Annual Hootenanny 2016
"Jools" is a fucking little cunt
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Yet it's still the best of the Hogmanay shows. The BBC one is the usual drivel and, I'm sad to say, Lorraine Kelly's show on STV has been shite.
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WhoodathunkitShedboy wrote:Yet it's still the best of the Hogmanay shows. The BBC one is the usual drivel and, I'm sad to say, Lorraine Kelly's show on STV has been shite.
Saggers is alive??!!
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Well, if she'd got her tits out it wouldn't have been shite.
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Saggers is alive??!!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
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Ha!!Shedboy wrote:Well, if she'd got her tits out it wouldn't have been shite.
So you do have those pics.
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Wasn't it set on a boat? I wish the fucking thing had sunk with all hands lost. That would have started my 2017 in the right way.Shedboy wrote:Lorraine Kelly's show on STV has been shite.
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Start your year by not being grumpy.carcinogen wrote:Wasn't it set on a boat? I wish the fucking thing had sunk with all hands lost. That would have started my 2017 in the right way.Shedboy wrote:Lorraine Kelly's show on STV has been shite.
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Shedboy wrote:Yet it's still the best of the Hogmanay shows. The BBC one is the usual drivel and, I'm sad to say, Lorraine Kelly's show on STV has been shite.
The kids today were spared Andy Stewart and the White Heather Club.
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Jools Holland still needs sub titles.
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Corrected!The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:"Jools" is a "pre-recorded" fucking little cunt
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Didn't actually watch any of it. Watched Robbie Williams performing live on BBC1 which was pretty dire in itself. For anyone who watched, what was C-h-h-h-haka Khan like?
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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I watched that Peep Show episode again last night, still funny as fuck ...and then I watched the Hootenanny.
Actually no, I nearly did but then I changed my mind and watched the Extras special with George Michael in it instead.
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Sorry, my mordant wit gets lost in text form. I wish them all well. Having said that, Lorraine Kelly and Judy Murray at the same place at the same time ... what a golden opportunity missed. Just sayin' ...Roddy wrote:Start your year by not being grumpy.carcinogen wrote:Wasn't it set on a boat? I wish the fucking thing had sunk with all hands lost. That would have started my 2017 in the right way.Shedboy wrote:Lorraine Kelly's show on STV has been shite.
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All Julien's are cunts.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!
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Not Julien Baptistefinchman wrote:All Julien's are cunts.
Saggers is alive??!!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!