Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:39 pm
On BBC4 now. Looks in good health.
Unfortunately Walliams is there
Unfortunately Walliams is there
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Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:48 pm
How is bobs health these days?
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:50 pm
Dangerously rude health? What the fuck's Walliams problem? The Dame Shirley Bassey tribute, tweeting about George Michael's death and now this shit. Can someone kick him in the belly?deisegirl wrote:On BBC4 now. Looks in good health.
Unfortunately Walliams is there
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:05 pm
AIDSEDSid Pervcat wrote:How is bobs health these days?
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:06 pm
No word on Bob's next five gigs...
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:07 pm
Does a terrific blue act if required
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:08 pm
Sure did.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Does a terrific blue act if required
#BobSpunkhouse
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:34 am
Hope Forde is watching and taking notes on how a real comedian works. Most of Bob's jokes wouldn't get past the list of
PC-approved material.
PC-approved material.
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:32 am
I've been back in the UK for only ten days and I've seen this cunt on four different programmes, AND I hardly even watch the telly. Like fucking dogshit.kancutlawns wrote:Dangerously rude health? What the fuck's Walliams problem? The Dame Shirley Bassey tribute, tweeting about George Michael's death and now this shit. Can someone kick him in the belly?deisegirl wrote:On BBC4 now. Looks in good health.
Unfortunately Walliams is there
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:35 am
'When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now.'
This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:44 am
YEH FIFTY YEARS AGO MAYBEsubsub wrote:'When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now.'
This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:46 am
He told the story of when he was a panelist doing local auditions in Glasgow for a TV show. There was a bit of a problem amongst the hopeful talent and one bloke among them decided to take to the stage to protest to the panel completely naked except for a pair of socks.
After listening to his long impassioned pleading Bob thanked him, said he had a lot of good points and then asked, "Why the socks if you don't mind me asking? ........."That's another thing, it's fucking cold in here as well by the way"
After listening to his long impassioned pleading Bob thanked him, said he had a lot of good points and then asked, "Why the socks if you don't mind me asking? ........."That's another thing, it's fucking cold in here as well by the way"
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:58 am
'It says he was in the Hussars - Its doesn't say whose arse'.
Loved the stories and hearing Mike Yarwood and about his decline.
An honest yet not too sentimental revelation of what it's like to do their job.
Loved the stories and hearing Mike Yarwood and about his decline.
An honest yet not too sentimental revelation of what it's like to do their job.
Re: Bob Monkhouse
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:14 pm
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:YEH FIFTY YEARS AGO MAYBEsubsub wrote:'When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now.'
This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
