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Bob Monkhouse

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On BBC4 now. Looks in good health.

Unfortunately Walliams is there :(
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How is bobs health these days?
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deisegirl wrote:On BBC4 now. Looks in good health.

Unfortunately Walliams is there :(
Dangerously rude health? What the fuck's Walliams problem? The Dame Shirley Bassey tribute, tweeting about George Michael's death and now this shit. Can someone kick him in the belly?
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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Sid Pervcat wrote:How is bobs health these days?
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No word on Bob's next five gigs...
Saggers is alive??!!
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Does a terrific blue act if required
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Does a terrific blue act if required
Sure did.

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Hope Forde is watching and taking notes on how a real comedian works. Most of Bob's jokes wouldn't get past the list of
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kancutlawns wrote:
deisegirl wrote:On BBC4 now. Looks in good health.

Unfortunately Walliams is there :(
Dangerously rude health? What the fuck's Walliams problem? The Dame Shirley Bassey tribute, tweeting about George Michael's death and now this shit. Can someone kick him in the belly?
I've been back in the UK for only ten days and I've seen this cunt on four different programmes, AND I hardly even watch the telly. Like fucking dogshit.
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'When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now.'

This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
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subsub wrote:'When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now.'

This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
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He told the story of when he was a panelist doing local auditions in Glasgow for a TV show. There was a bit of a problem amongst the hopeful talent and one bloke among them decided to take to the stage to protest to the panel completely naked except for a pair of socks.
After listening to his long impassioned pleading Bob thanked him, said he had a lot of good points and then asked, "Why the socks if you don't mind me asking? ........."That's another thing, it's fucking cold in here as well by the way"
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'It says he was in the Hussars - Its doesn't say whose arse'.

Loved the stories and hearing Mike Yarwood and about his decline.

An honest yet not too sentimental revelation of what it's like to do their job.

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
subsub wrote:'When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now.'

This remains one of the sharpest, most brilliant jokes ever written.
YEH FIFTY YEARS AGO MAYBE
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