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Why doesn’t David Baddiel mention that he is Jewish,
Sandi Toksvig that she is Danish,
Ricky Tomlinson that he is one of the oppressed working class,
Ragnesh Ragnothan that he is vegan,
Adam Hills that he is legless and
Gina Yashere that she is Nigerian.

I feel deprived of these reminders.

That Dave Whelan broke his leg in an FA Cup Final
Mick Quinn dat da leeg lied
That Alan Brazil scored five goals in a game
That Piers Morgan supports Arsenal
That Micky Flanagan goes for a wawkaraand

That Tony Cascarino played in France
That Ronnie Irani dislikes Nasser Hussain

Danny Kelly never mentions he worked for the NME.

Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once

That you can get a loan from Amigo Loan as long as you have a guarantor even if you have no ability or intention of keeping up the repayments

That Andy Goldstein bwoadcarsts on national wadio

Uncle Albert fought in the war
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange

Adrian Durham never mentions Arsenal does he. I wish he would. I sometimes wish he'd base a whole show on Arsenal and Arsene Wenger. I know it's a crazy fucking idea, but who knows, maybe in the New Year he'll talk about Arsenal.

Alan Brazil, or should that be 'Sir' Alan in the upcoming honours list (have I let the cat out of the bag there? Sorry) never mentions THE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL. I heard it's a wonderful dining establishment and I cannot for the likes of me figure out why he doesn't mention the place during his radio broadcast.

You never hear anything about Arry Redknapp, do you?

What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?

Was he a florist?

kancutlawns wrote:Uncle Albert fought in the war
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange

"A Mars a day helps you work, rest and foreplay"

That Bobby Heenan registers to this forum every day with another new identity. He must own half the IP addresses in the country.

beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once

He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.

billyliar wrote:

beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once

He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.

Geezus. If Holmes ever gets on the honours list I won't be fucking responsible for my actions.

Fair play to him his wife is hot hot hot

carcinogen wrote:

billyliar wrote:

beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once

He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.

Geezus. If Holmes ever gets on the honours list I won't be fucking responsible for my actions.

Best comment I ever heard about Holmes was by Ally Ross, when they showed EH's highlights package when he left GMTV, said it was like watching 'Supersize Me' on fast forward.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?

Was he a florist?

He was a welder.

Kick him in the cunt, the dead chutney ferret

Them learning balls aint malteasers

m4 colin wrote:

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?

Was he a florist?

He was a welder.

His best joke is two men walking down the street in different directions and one one says to the other"Do you you stay near the hospital?"
"Aye i day"
"well get this stitched then".
And the guy slashes him done the jaw.