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Who the fuck are they? Bland, plastic, not even vaguely attractive and swimming in a pool of dross. They're not All Saints or Sugarbabes are they?

Perrie Edwards - hottie totty

Why would a 50 year old man even know to ask?

Not quite fifty but I know about some other top tip acts like Bonnie Tyler and Kajagoogoo.

kancutlawns wrote:Who the fuck are they? Bland, plastic, not even vaguely attractive and swimming in a pool of dross. They're not All Saints or Sugarbabes are they?

In the name of goodness, they ain't aimed at you and me, Mr. L

They are the idols of pre teens.....my sisters young girls, whom are in Melling Manor even as I type this, are loaded up in Little Mix merch

What did Dasboot call them ? Sloping faced sloths or something like that.

Absolute scum. They even make Cheryl Cole seem almost passable which I thought could never happen.

Petingo wrote:

kancutlawns wrote:Who the fuck are they? Bland, plastic, not even vaguely attractive and swimming in a pool of dross. They're not All Saints or Sugarbabes are they?

In the name of goodness, they ain't aimed at you and me, Mr. L

They are the idols of pre teens.....my sisters young girls, whom are in Melling Manor even as I type this, are loaded up in Little Mix merch

Even though I'm well into middle age Ol' Pet, still thought I was musically down with the kids until recently. It's that time of year where I have memories of Christmas past right up until 2014 and turned on the wireless yesterday and looked up who was in the Top 40 to find I knew almost no acts let alone their hits with the exception of Bruno Mars, Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, John Legend and Michael Buble. Been listening to too much Talksport too much too. It's muddled my head.

kancutlawns wrote:

Petingo wrote:

kancutlawns wrote:Who the fuck are they? Bland, plastic, not even vaguely attractive and swimming in a pool of dross. They're not All Saints or Sugarbabes are they?

In the name of goodness, they ain't aimed at you and me, Mr. L

They are the idols of pre teens.....my sisters young girls, whom are in Melling Manor even as I type this, are loaded up in Little Mix merch

Even though I'm well into middle age Ol' Pet, still thought I was musically down with the kids until recently. It's that time of year where I have memories of Christmas past right up until 2014 and turned on the wireless yesterday and looked up who was in the Top 40 to find I knew almost no acts let alone their hits with the exception of Bruno Mars, Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, John Legend and Michael Buble. Been listening to too much Talksport too much too. It's muddled my head.

talkSPORT will do that all right

Zambo wrote:Perrie Edwards - hottie totty

Ex of Zayn. Nah, bland and they're all pretty bland and songs of shite for pre-teen girls.

As per ol' Pet, kancut, where have you been? Been going since X-Factor 2011, more shit and fame as they go on, relationships and press reports amidst low quality tunes.

One of my friends took her daughters to see them in Barcelona as only £10 odd a ticket as opposite to stupid coin here and they got a holiday out of it.

'Shout Out To My Ex' is the most risible, hypocritical shite. I'm over you boy, having better sex, but I'll continue to mention you and tell you how over you I am. So over you.

Anyway, Jesy, don't call her the fat one, has good strong thighs.

Good Lord, rough even for Wigan, especially fat Vorders there.

Don't call her the fat one, Bas. [-X

Jesy looks like Scarlett Moffat there and I do like dear Scarlett. Both big of breast and power of thigh.

They do seem to have an average age of 47 by the looks of them. That first one is a tranny, right?

One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Betjeman-esque

The End wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Betjeman-esque

Jesy, BB. Top man and best wishes of the season to you.

The End wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Betjeman-esque

Thank you sir.

Im sorry, but this is a genuinely funny photo.

Carlos J wrote:

The End wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Betjeman-esque

Jesy, BB. Top man and best wishes of the season to you.

And to you, my friend.

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:

The End wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Betjeman-esque

Thank you sir.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Mix,
I'm pretty sure that two have dicks.

Yellow card.

Basualdo wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:

The End wrote:

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:One of them looks like a chubby chipmunk.
She is the one I want to fuck.

Betjeman-esque

Thank you sir.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Mix,
I'm pretty sure that two have dicks.

Well, I would; separately or in combination.

JimmyDee wrote:Well, I would; separately or in combination.

Prefer to mount The Saturdays.

Basualdo wrote:Good Lord, rough even for Wigan, especially fat Vorders there.