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I hope she just spreads her legs and shoves as massive dildo into her shrivelled old cunt and slags off Donald Trump. Is that going to happen? Nope. That's my christmas day ruined then. Fuck me.

Good job it's prerecorded, Her Maj still has a nasty cold.

God save our queen,

Liz and the late Mrs Thatcher make me proud to be British.

Zambo wrote:Good job it's prerecorded, Her Maj still has a nasty cold.

I hope she doesn't die. That'd be awful. We'd end up with Jeremy Corbyn in a fucking frumpy dress and a crown on his fat head.

Zambo wrote:Good job it's prerecorded, Her Maj still has a nasty cold.

Or as the Newsreader on talksport said "has a bear culled"

Is that pile of shit still going? Sheesh. The worst thing about Christmas bar brussel sprouts

carcinogen wrote:I hope she just spreads her legs and shoves as massive dildo into her shrivelled old cunt and slags off Donald Trump. Is that going to happen? Nope. That's my christmas day ruined then. Fuck me.

#MAJVAJ

No mention of Brexit. She loves the idea of getting her country back.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:No mention of Brexit. She loves the idea of getting her country back.

Really? How often does she visit Germany then?

Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Indeed, a lot lot further than some of the foreigners people here worship and call them British just because they are successful.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Goes all the way back to france

I got 10 seconds into it and had to have my post Xmas-lunch nap. It was all about the magnificent Olympians blah blah blah. If she had thanked my dear old Mum, who has worked for the library service for the past 20 odd years for fuck-all thanks and pay, I might have continued to listen. The Queen is a fucking 4ft gnome, just look at her fucking shape, years of in-breeding. Charles is a fucking chinless wonder. Edward, Andrew ... fuck me. What a bunch of cunts. Then we have Harry chasing this useless piece of gormless American skank around, Meghan Markle? Something like that anyway. Fucking useless trollop. Imagine something happening and Megan Markle gets on the throne. Fucks sake. "oooh, poor Prince Harry, his Mum died when he was young...yadda yadda yadda." Fuck off you ginger useless turd.

The Tick wrote:

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Goes all the way back to france

And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.

Mo FarahTrouser
Mo Problemz

Zambo wrote:

The Tick wrote:

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Goes all the way back to france

And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.

He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbage

HM's father - George VI - german ancestry
HM's mother - Elizabeth Bowes Lyon - scottish
I make that at least 50% British

Alan Brazil should be king of England.

Didnt watch didnt listen . Never have done.

m4 colin wrote:Didnt watch didnt listen . Never have done.

Call yourself an Englishman? You're a fucking disgrace. Next thing you'll be boasting about is the fact you never raped and enslaved the African continent for the sake of the Empire. Seriously, have a word with yourself. Not only have you let me down, you've let this whole shit-show of a forum down. I'm in the festive mood, so I'll let this indiscretion slide, but I've got my fucking eye on you. Carole Middleton and Pippa aren't impressed either..."Yes, Pippa my love...coming...a glass of Bailey's you say? Yes Pippa, coming my love...."....

The Tick wrote:

Zambo wrote:

The Tick wrote:

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Goes all the way back to france

And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.

He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbage

Who is calling members of the United Kingdom err Brits here?

Don't think a lot of posters in this section would understand the reference, Dougy.

sjbarca wrote:

The Tick wrote:

Zambo wrote:

The Tick wrote:

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Goes all the way back to france

And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.

He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbage

Who is calling members of the United Kingdom err Brits here?

Eh?

The Tick wrote:

sjbarca wrote:

The Tick wrote:

Zambo wrote:

The Tick wrote:

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.

Goes all the way back to france

And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.

He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbage

Who is calling members of the United Kingdom err Brits here?

Eh?

My point exactly. Doug's getting a little senile and trying some humour from the TS section that is lost on yourself for example. A true tumbleweed murment.