Louise Nurding

[kancutlawns]

Don't give a shit about celeb programmes, much less Celebrity Come Dancing. However much I've tried to escape any trace of this fucking self aggrandising piece of shit from the Beeb I've stumbled unwittingly on mentions largely on TS where Arry's obviously got the word out that his daughter in law is worth a bit of pimping and that fat fuck Goffeh said on Friday to Redknob jnr. that she would deffo win the final.

Imagine my utter jubilation then to hear on the news today amongst trivial rubbish like men, women and children being slaughtered in cold blood on the streets of war ravaged East Aleppo, the worst prison riot since Strangeways 1990 and yet more strikes by Southern Railways that Nurding lost the final.

Louise Nurding, what is she good for? The worst and most anonymous member of Eternal which is saying something and did a holiday company ad with Jamie and err not sure what else so this is a massive fuck you to everyone in the media and sports world that err bummed her up. Anyone like her?

EDIT: The flip side of this of course is the projection of some largely anonymous sports newsreader on BBC News 24 to some elevation position of importance when he's done fuck all for world peace or eliminating poverty and this lady and gentlemen is what we pay our licence fee on.

[carcinogen]

I rather like Louise. But then again, I was also taken with that cockney sparra off Bake-Off this year. I must have a thing for common birds. I too saw Goffeh on BBC2, I thought he looked obese and slightly depressed. I suppose we all would if we were employed by TalkSport tbf.

Still, there is a place for light-entertainment as opposed to the heavy entertainment that is the bombing of Aleppo. What grinds my gears is how fucking seriously people seem to take strictly, including the contestants. As for the winner 'Ore', he has the be the whitest black man in Britain. I cannot stand the cunt and I still have no fucking idea who he is and my gf has been forcing me to watch this shit since the start. Still, I do get to have a crafty hate-wank over Darcey Bussell. Oh and btw, Tess 'Mick McCarthy Voice' Daly needs to be fucking shot.

[kancutlawns]

Does Jamie put it about though?

[The Doctor Is In]

She was fucking gorgeous back in the day, aged terribly though.

1996 = 10
2016 = 2

Sad sad times.

[kancutlawns]

Sandra was in the studio too probably to avoid getting run over by her husband again.

[subsub]

Arry's obviously got the word out that his daughter in law is worth a bit of pimping and that fat fuck Goffeh said on Friday to Redknob jnr. that she would deffo win the final

Ol' Candleface was there last night, but even a few plain brown envelopes slipped quietly on to the judges' desk couldn't save the day.

I'm sure that Louise is lovely; she just comes across as thick as Goffeh, which is saying something.

[carcinogen]

Ol' Candleface was there last night, but even a few plain brown envelopes slipped quietly on to the judges' desk couldn't save the day.

Well, it was a phone-vote wasn't it. Crooked Harry should have done some wheelin' and dealin' with the phone company instead. I don't mind Louise being thick because she has a cunt, whereas Darren IS a cunt.

[Basualdo]

I rather like Louise. But then again, I was also taken with that cockney sparra off Bake-Off this year. I must have a thing for common birds. I too saw Goffeh on BBC2, I thought he looked obese and slightly depressed. I suppose we all would if we were employed by TalkSport tbf.

Still, there is a place for light-entertainment as opposed to the heavy entertainment that is the bombing of Aleppo. What grinds my gears is how fucking seriously people seem to take strictly, including the contestants. As for the winner 'Ore', he has the be the whitest black man in Britain. I cannot stand the cunt and I still have no fucking idea who he is and my gf has been forcing me to watch this shit since the start. Still, I do get to have a crafty hate-wank over Darcey Bussell. Oh and btw, Tess 'Mick McCarthy Voice' Daly needs to be fucking shot.

Yep, the BBC pimping and preening their spangly tat as if it has some importance. Just like SPOTY.
I had the misfortune to walk into the living room last night while it was on and the aforementioned winning fella was swinging some micro clothed tart around like he was trying to shake dogshit of his trouser cuffs.
I asked my wife, who watches every show, "Which one's the celebrity?"
"The fella."
"Oh. Whats he called?"
"I dont know, Olly or something, I dont know."
"What's he do?"
"No idea."

She just gets entranced by all the shiny stuff. Mind you, that in a nutshell is an apt description of this fuckers core audience.

[carcinogen]

Just like SPOTY.

Oh GOD. That's on tonight. I forgot. And I was trying to stay sober tonight.

[sjbarca]

Never heard of or seen the cunt??!!


He's a BBC Sports presenter and like any athlete worth their salt, Ore Oduba timed his run to perfection and performed when the pressure was on

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

RACISTS

[JW90]

Arry said she's a triffic dancer, lavv tha girl.

Jamie said she's a top, top dancer, proper dancing woman.

[Gosport Mark]

Don't give a shit about celeb programmes, much less Celebrity Come Dancing. However much I've tried to escape any trace of this fucking self aggrandising piece of shit from the Beeb I've stumbled unwittingly on mentions largely on TS where Arry's obviously got the word out that his daughter in law is worth a bit of pimping and that fat fuck Goffeh said on Friday to Redknob jnr. that she would deffo win the final.

Imagine my utter jubilation then to hear on the news today amongst trivial rubbish like men, women and children being slaughtered in cold blood on the streets of war ravaged East Aleppo, the worst prison riot since Strangeways 1990 and yet more strikes by Southern Railways that Nurding lost the final.

Louise Nurding, what is she good for? The worst and most anonymous member of Eternal which is saying something and did a holiday company ad with Jamie and err not sure what else so this is a massive fuck you to everyone in the media and sports world that err bummed her up. Anyone like her?

EDIT: The flip side of this of course is the projection of some largely anonymous sports newsreader on BBC News 24 to some elevation position of importance when he's done fuck all for world peace or eliminating poverty and this lady and gentlemen is what we pay our licence fee on.

It's called light entertainment. If you want 24/7 misery get on a fucking plane and go visit Aleppo. For me an hours escapism in front of the idiot-box next to missus wins every time.


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[Lou Grant]

Indeed - in a world where there is every form of entertainment out there on demand, either via i-player or on other channels, or stuff produced by people online outside of the TV industry - I don't understand anyone getting that exercised over a show they aren't interested in and don't need to watch.

[caveman]

Leave Louise alone

[AlcoholBrazil]

Louise Nurding, what is she good for? The worst and most anonymous member of Eternal which is saying something and did a holiday company ad with Jamie and err not sure what else so this is a massive fuck you to everyone in the media and sports world that err bummed her up. Anyone like her?

Still more talented than the worst and most anonymous member of the Spice Girls.

[finchman]

Ol' Candleface was there last night, but even a few plain brown envelopes slipped quietly on to the judges' desk couldn't save the day.

Well, it was a phone-vote wasn't it. Crooked Harry should have done some wheelin' and dealin' with the phone company instead. I don't mind Louise being thick because she has a cunt, whereas Darren IS a cunt.

Dont forget Arry cant read or write and struggles to use a phone.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Arry dials with his knee , does he ?

[deisegirl]

Wasn't really watching much this year but the Digispy forum is foonee. Their favourite didn't win so all the toys are out of the pram

[kancutlawns]

I'll have a mooch around there later than deise now I've had my fill with the Amigo Loans messageboards.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Arry dials with his knee , does he ?

When the phone knee stops, stop.

[deisegirl]

I'll have a mooch around there later than deise now I've had my fill with the Amigo Loans messageboards.

Thanks for the reminder, I've been meaning to check out that place.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Amoeba Loans
Amoeba Loans
We'll kneecap
Your mum

[deisegirl]

Amoeba Loans
Amoeba Loans
We'll kneecap
Your mum

Awfully nice fellas

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Cheeky degsy griffiths wiv dem jingle bellz