Cunts Central with David Walliams, Gary Barlow, Robbie Williams and Emili Sande.
A black Santa now.'
Utter shite, killing time before the second half between Norwich and Villa starts.
The Royal Variety Performance 2016
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kancutlawns
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The Royal Variety Performance 2016
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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kancutlawns
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
Fucking Gaga now.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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kancutlawns
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
Barry Gibb looks like Keith Lemon.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
"Royal"
"Variety"
"Performance"
"Variety"
"Performance"
Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019
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carcinogen
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
Where are all the Chechen rebels when you really need a theatre siege? I'd even settle just for the Russian secret service to lob in a few sleeping-gas grenades. Fucking chronic anachronistic Royalist patronising bullshit, anyone taking part in it or watching it or in any way connected to it past, present or future, should be hung.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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finchman
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
Walliams needs to get out of the fucking closet.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!
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Basualdo
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
His whole career has been trying to get back into the fucking closet.finchman wrote:Walliams needs to get out of the fucking closet.
He is probably the only truly straight guy in showbiz.
Proud Gammon
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
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Lou Grant
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
He's a serial shagger of women and each one feels privileged that they were the one he chose to go straight with. If only they knew... 
Come for the rampant misogyny, stay for the tedious bitching
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Shedboy
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Re: The Royal Variety Performance 2016
And he's not funny. Funny peculiar, yes but funny ha ha he has never been.