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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:35 pm
by Steve Hunt
Jeremy Clarkson & Piers Morgan would be a good watch.

Irani & Nasser Hussain

Botham & Ian Chappell/Imran Khan

Prince Charles & Nicholas Witchell.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:07 pm
by Shedboy
Bono, Chiles, Geldof, a tiger, a lion, a black mamba, a king cobra, a crocodile, a pack of wolves.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:20 pm
by Basualdo
billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:40 pm
by Shedboy
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
I see you're not taking this seriously.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:44 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Just send big JT in

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:02 pm
by subsub
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:01 am
by Shedboy
subsub wrote:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
Edward Elgar, Henry Purcell
Joe Loss, Jack Parnell
Francis Lee and Colin Bell

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:26 am
by sjbarca

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:13 am
by subsub
Shedboy wrote:
subsub wrote:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
Edward Elgar, Henry Purcell
Joe Loss, Jack Parnell
Francis Lee and Colin Bell
Image

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:20 am
by finchman
Dave Whelan,Malky Mackay and Ken Hom.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:54 am
by genehunt1973
Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:37 am
by Zambo
Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:48 pm
by Sid Pervcat
Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:09 pm
by LaaLaa
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:14 pm
by subsub
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:36 pm
by Basualdo
subsub wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.

Re: RE: Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:47 pm
by the puddin
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
I like the way you saved the most evil until last.

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:54 pm
by carcinogen
I love a collaboration and that poem about mass murdering cunts is fuckin' bewdiful. Not that I personally find them any more offensive than Carol Vorderstain. I would write a similar one, but I get the sense it's far too soon, or the subject is too touchy, for an Ian Huntley / Maxine Carr / McCann / Jo Cox inspired verse.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:57 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Any vorders nips n bush?

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:33 am
by Carlos J
Basualdo wrote:
subsub wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
'Vogue' by Madonna was my first thought especially after your first effort:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:38 am
by LaaLaa
Carlos J wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
subsub wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
'Vogue' by Madonna was my first thought especially after your first effort:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
In line with the Madonna song it needs a suitable name for the "gave good head" 4th line.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:46 am
by Carlos J
Second line of the third verse of name mentioning, err Laa. ;)
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine

Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rodgers, dance on air

They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:17 am
by beingsoblase
finchman wrote:Carol claims she has not had any plastic surgery......BOLLOCKS, when she first appeared on Countdown she had no tits and her face looked fuck all like her botox filled mush these days.

Having said all that.......Id fuck the arse off her.
She did a maths program way before countdown, looked totally different then, but to be fair she would have been a lot younger.

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:15 pm
by beingsoblase
Here's young Carol
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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:43 pm
by JW90
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
Hello by The Beloved?