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That boring soft twat Jordan needs to go.

carcinogen wrote:Oh, and when I take charge of this nation, Ant and Dec will be amoung the first up against the wall in front of a firing squad. I'm shuffling my role-call around still, but they are defo either before or directly after Ainsley Harriot.

Awwww, Ant and Dec are national treasures.
Unfortunately,unlike real treasure, they're not buried in a deep hole where no one can find them.

Shedboy wrote:

carcinogen wrote:Oh, and when I take charge of this nation, Ant and Dec will be amoung the first up against the wall in front of a firing squad. I'm shuffling my role-call around still, but they are defo either before or directly after Ainsley Harriot.

Awwww, Ant and Dec are national treasures.
Unfortunately,unlike real treasure, they're not buried in a deep hole where no one can find them.

sjbarca wrote:

She looks better with her clothes on

I'm hoping someone (male) touches Ola's arse so that Tough Guy hubby James goes mental on Twitter . That bloke needs his lights knocking out.

sjbarca wrote:

Phwoooaaar!

AlcoholBrazil wrote:I'm hoping someone (male) touches Ola's arse so that Tough Guy hubby James goes mental on Twitter . That bloke needs his lights knocking out.

Bullseye

Wayne Bridge, the lights are on but no ones home, but I quite like his spirit and willingness to get stuck in

Scarlett, fuck it's getting uglier, knees that wouldn't look out of place at Butlins

Larry lamb-O is my man, had a score at 5/1 he's drifted now to 18s

That ugly woman with the nice body has been voted off.

Narrow down n pix Finchoid

Back to obscurity go the Jordans (again). They come as a pair . Not Katie Price , but still a pair of tits.

They keep saying "smashed it." If they knew its derivation they probably wouldn't say it.
Hint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ4FqjqCIEk

Scarlett Moffatt from Gogglebox. So a non-celebrity wins from a crap TV programme about nobodys watching TV themselves.
It's like the cleaner who cleans the toilets at Pebble Mill winning it.

All these reality tv shows are way past sell by dates. Repetitive boring shite containing talentless has and never beens, judged and presented by egotistical love themselves shitheads . Most are fixed, and the voting comes from mainly one section of society, as displayed in the jungle trash.

Time for a mass cull.

Telly's just for your kids, who buy stuff from the adverts in between. That's what your telly is. So the politicos think they have to soundbite to a bunch of snotty-nosed kids whose only experience of life is Tarantino movies and what some daft brat from a reality show tells them. I can remember when the telly meant something. You watched a documentary, you watched a drama and they made you think about life, and not whether you had the right wallpaper to match your kecks. What's all that about? These days it's all about lifestyles. They control what we see, what we read, what we hear. We're heading for meltdown because the people at the top are totally out out of touch with those at the bottom. They just don't understand how to do it anymore. They're just totally isolated in their glass offices in London.

Sad times. Even sadder when you think of the quality stuff in the 60s that was wiped because they couldn't afford new tapes and space to
archive the stuff.

oops

Err..

Im a celebrity had died thread get me out of here.

Poor old Doug.

haha

Funny thing, a few years ago i read a satirical book by ben Elton, where at one point a law was passed called the Jordan law, which made everyone in Britain officially a celebrity, now due to the fact that the winner of this is s celebrity for sitting on her arse watching telly, does that make all of us who watch telly a celeb now?

The reunion - 5 live yesterday morning

Who are these fucknuggets