I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

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Jeremy Clarkson & Piers Morgan would be a good watch.

Irani & Nasser Hussain

Botham & Ian Chappell/Imran Khan

Prince Charles & Nicholas Witchell.
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Bono, Chiles, Geldof, a tiger, a lion, a black mamba, a king cobra, a crocodile, a pack of wolves.

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billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
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Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
I see you're not taking this seriously.

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Just send big JT in
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Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
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subsub wrote:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
Edward Elgar, Henry Purcell
Joe Loss, Jack Parnell
Francis Lee and Colin Bell

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Shedboy wrote:
subsub wrote:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
Edward Elgar, Henry Purcell
Joe Loss, Jack Parnell
Francis Lee and Colin Bell
Image
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Dave Whelan,Malky Mackay and Ken Hom.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!

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Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do
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Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Don't always believe what you think, because sometimes its' a load of shite

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Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

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Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
I really am a biatch

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LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
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subsub wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
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Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
I like the way you saved the most evil until last.

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I love a collaboration and that poem about mass murdering cunts is fuckin' bewdiful. Not that I personally find them any more offensive than Carol Vorderstain. I would write a similar one, but I get the sense it's far too soon, or the subject is too touchy, for an Ian Huntley / Maxine Carr / McCann / Jo Cox inspired verse.
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Any vorders nips n bush?
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Basualdo wrote:
subsub wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
'Vogue' by Madonna was my first thought especially after your first effort:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

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Carlos J wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
subsub wrote:
LaaLaa wrote:
Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
"We didn't start the fire..."
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
'Vogue' by Madonna was my first thought especially after your first effort:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
In line with the Madonna song it needs a suitable name for the "gave good head" 4th line.
I really am a biatch

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Second line of the third verse of name mentioning, err Laa. ;)
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine

Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rodgers, dance on air

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Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you

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Fellows that were in the mood
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finchman wrote:Carol claims she has not had any plastic surgery......BOLLOCKS, when she first appeared on Countdown she had no tits and her face looked fuck all like her botox filled mush these days.

Having said all that.......Id fuck the arse off her.
She did a maths program way before countdown, looked totally different then, but to be fair she would have been a lot younger.
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Here's young Carol
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Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
Hello by The Beloved?

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