I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016

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JW90 wrote:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
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Steve Hunt wrote:Martin is a proper wanker.
Can't stand the cunt, only hope Danny stays in long enough to keep winding him up.
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Gordon is a moron
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JW90 wrote:
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
Hello by The Beloved?
Jesus, forgotten about that band. Saw them live supporting The Fall back when they were a jangly indie band without a drum machine or synth to their name.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Gordon is a moron
Here we go.... 2,3,4
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I'm so upset....I'm so upset
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Danny Baker voted out.......terrible fail now fuck off abroad you smug cunt??!! Made things worse by wrongly saying Scarlett is a Geordie? Away you go you Alf Garnett looking Welsh cunt??!!
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Tits up for Baker. Little appeal outside certain London media circles.
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Zippy wrote:Tits up for Baker. Little appeal outside certain London media circles.
He was gutted making out he couldn't care less??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

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sjbarca wrote:
Zippy wrote:Tits up for Baker. Little appeal outside certain London media circles.
He was gutted making out he couldn't care less??!!
I thought that, SJ. Smug is a good description of him. His own biggest fan.
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Gave more entertainment in his 5 minute interview than the rest of the cunts left in managed in 2 weeks. His speed of thought and wit goes over the heads of most of the braindead cunts who vote.
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"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil

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sjbarca wrote:
Zippy wrote:Tits up for Baker. Little appeal outside certain London media circles.
He was gutted making out he couldn't care less??!!
:lol:

What a sad old useless cunt. Now fuck off forever like you promised.
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Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:
sjbarca wrote:
Zippy wrote:Tits up for Baker. Little appeal outside certain London media circles.
He was gutted making out he couldn't care less??!!
:lol:

What a sad old useless cunt. Now fuck off forever like you promised.
Yes off you go and don't let the door slam your smug arse??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"

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sjbarca wrote:
Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:
sjbarca wrote:
Zippy wrote:Tits up for Baker. Little appeal outside certain London media circles.
He was gutted making out he couldn't care less??!!
:lol:

What a sad old useless cunt. Now fuck off forever like you promised.
Yes off you go and don't let the door slam your smug arse??!!
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Who's he?
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
sjbarca wrote:
Who's he?
Nice face but needs to eat some cakes, never understand fellas that like skinny birds like that

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Fug1 wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
sjbarca wrote:
Who's he?
Nice face but needs to eat some cakes, never understand fellas that like skinny birds like that
Exactly. Far too skinny. Nae for me, Beeky.
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Fug1 wrote:never understand fellas that like skinny birds like that

You'd love my gf mate ... plumper. Wide hips. MASSIVE arse. Nice smile. Kind eyes. Good cook. Doesn't suck cock very well, but willing to learn.
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carcinogen wrote:
Fug1 wrote:never understand fellas that like skinny birds like that

You'd love my gf mate ... plumper. Wide hips. MASSIVE arse. Nice smile. Kind eyes. Good cock. Doesn't cook very well, but willing to learn.
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carcinogen wrote:
Fug1 wrote:never understand fellas that like skinny birds like that

You'd love my gf mate ... plumper. Wide hips. MASSIVE arse. Nice smile. Kind eyes. Good cook. Doesn't suck cock very well, but willing to learn.
Sounds like you've hit the jackpot there Carc.

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
Fug1 wrote:never understand fellas that like skinny birds like that

You'd love my gf mate ... plumper. Wide hips. MASSIVE arse. Nice smile. Kind eyes. Good cock. Doesn't cook very well, but willing to learn.
Hehe yer fuckin nutter!!

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When is that Vorderman slag getting her tits out? That's all anyone with a cock is tuning in for. Get on with it FFS. Oh, and when I take charge of this nation, Ant and Dec will be amoung the first up against the wall in front of a firing squad. I'm shuffling my role-call around still, but they are defo either before or directly after Ainsley Harriot.
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