Russell fucking Howard and his fucking mother

[Basualdo]

Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.


This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.

This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.

[Lou Grant]

See also Romesh Ranganathan.

[Basualdo]

Who?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

See also Romesh Ranganathan.

I'd rather not

[kooster]

Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.


This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.

This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.

[Lou Grant]

Who?

The comedian who looks like Rolf Harris - he's dragging his mum round America in a series on the BBC at the moment.

[Basualdo]

Who?

The comedian who looks like Rolf Harris - he's dragging his mum round America in a series on the BBC at the moment.

Googled him, I know his face now.
Oh God is he at it too?
That one escapedme.....its getting out of control.

[kancutlawns]

On the subject of celeb mothers, Sir Jimmy now then now then got the "Duchess's" clothes dry cleaned weekly and opened up her wardrobe for her birthday.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

And bummed her corpse every Sunday

[Basualdo]

And bummed her corpse every Sunday

No joke, he probably did.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Who's joking?

[Basualdo]

[Reg]

Who?

The comedian who looks like Rolf Harris - he's dragging his mum round America in a series on the BBC at the moment.

Googled him, I know his face now.
Oh God is he at it too?
That one escapedme.....its getting out of control.

Saw that one last night.

When I've seen him before he's always been one of the few "comedians" that I don't mind.

But this was shit.

Quite liked his mum though. She was even more deadpan than him, and is presented as the butt of his sarcasm, whereas in fact you get the feeling she is taking the piss out of him. Maybe that's intentional.

[m4rkb]

Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.


This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.

This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.

Brilliant post.

Far funnier than anything those mentioned in it can come up with.

[henrycrs]

He's an absolute unfunny arsehole.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Some of Bas's stuff is funny tbf

[Reg]

He's an absolute unfunny arsehole.

Only ever seen about five minutes of him.

Like mostcomedians his act seems to consist of the sort of boring stories and observations that you would feel ashamed of if you ever said them in an ordinary conversation, let alone on stage or on TV.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Russell howard fucks his mother??!!

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

He's an absolute unfunny arsehole.

He certainly is. His tried hard posting style stinks the place out imo.

[deisegirl]

Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.


This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.

This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.

"Baz and his mammy" are on some Top Gear stylee Volkswagen ad here and I kept getting caught out by RTE because they were going straight to the ad break with no title card. I need to be able to fast forward IMMEDIATELY.
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So many unfunny comedians on TV. And not nearly enough channels to go around it seems