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kancutlawns wrote:Kharthik "my friends call me K" looks like a pompous cock with a 'C'.
They all live in a world of cliches (with a 'c').

I sit there shuddering remembering that between when I was 24 to 35, I wore a blue suite made presentations, held meetings, wrote documents and frequently asked questions of complete strangers, 'Yes, but what are we trying to achieve?' not thinking to wonder if they'd think of me as a philosopher and not some upwardly mobile young suit caught in the upwardly mobile culture which such big companies thrive on.

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kancutlawns wrote:Kharthik "my friends call me K" looks like a pompous cock with a 'C'.
They all live in a world of cliches (with a 'c').

I sit there shuddering remembering that between when I was 24 to 35, I wore a blue suite made presentations, held meetings, wrote documents and frequently asked questions of complete strangers, 'Yes, but what are we trying to achieve?' not thinking to wonder if they'd think of me as a philosopher and not some upwardly mobile young suit caught in the upwardly mobile culture which such big companies thrive on.

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On Youre Fired, why is......that.......Scoattish.....wooman.....frae....Barginn.....Hunt.....tocking....reelly.......reelly.......slooooow?
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Basualdo wrote:
tennisman wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:Kharthik "my friends call me K" looks like a pompous cock with a 'C'.
They all live in a world of cliches (with a 'c').

I sit there shuddering remembering that between when I was 24 to 35, I wore a blue suite made presentations, held meetings, wrote documents and frequently asked questions of complete strangers, 'Yes, but what are we trying to achieve?' not thinking to wonder if they'd think of me as a philosopher and not some upwardly mobile young suit caught in the upwardly mobile culture which such big companies thrive on.

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Very, very good, Bas.

But just a tad too British (was American Express I was being inculcated into).

Take away the pipe, hanky and put a side parting in and then stick me in a Ford Cortina and you've almost got the first 2 years and possibly a bit longer too. :mrgreen:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: A young Scoddy Parker.
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Phwoaarr! There's women on the tv.

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kancutlawns wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: A young Scoddy Parker.

I'm a bit taller than Scoddy though with thinner quads.

I'm 6 foot and half an inch - As Mae West said - Let's forget about the 6 foot and concentrate on the half an inch.........(That doesn't sound quite right!)

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Do you keep yourself fit these days ten? I'm guessing you have a pretty decent diet of fruits, fibre and protein.
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kancutlawns wrote:Do you keep yourself fit these days ten? I'm guessing you have a pretty decent diet of fruits, fibre and protein.
Do you want to paw through his stools, "Dr" Gillilawns McKeith?
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:lol: Not at all, Bas. Ten is the great sporting colossus and literary genius that we should all aspire to emulate.
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kancutlawns wrote:Do you keep yourself fit these days ten? I'm guessing you have a pretty decent diet of fruits, fibre and protein.
Where do I begin KCL?

The last 10 years has been a battle against joint deterioration.

My knees went and I had to give up a £40k a year coaching job.

I've regrouped with Goals and Wickets etc, done up and rented out my flat darn sarf and moved up norf.

But my knees have got worse (3 ops) and my right hip is going.

Nontheless, I keep the fight going.

Just hit 60 and I am working as hard and / or as smart as I can.

I do spinning 5 times a week (but at various levels of intensity to help exercise the joints and build some muscle but without aggravating everything) and various strength and stretch routines.

I am very careful on diet and don't drink anymore (gone off it actually).

I miss playing tennis very much (I can't even run 2 steps) and even going out is a problem (have to be able to sit down etc).

But before you ask, I'm not nearly bad enough for knee or hip replacement but in the sort of limbo area which many of my age and stage find themselves - treat the pain with painkillers, they tell you.

I keep an eye on the finances but I'm not pleading poverty - far from it - my flat in Wimbledon keeps going up in value despite crashes / Brexit etc. and at some point, I'll probably sell it and cash in but not yet. But again, like many in similar position, I am asset rich and cash poor or shall we say, not so rich.

In a way, I'm thankful that in my 30's and 40's, I lived abroad and did loads of travel, so my limited existence now is not as much a problem as it might be to others who didn't do all that stuff (in my Scotty Parker suits, I worked in London, Brighton, Bahrain, Zurich and Sydney) and travelled all over the US when I was going to the Tennis Fantasy Camp every October through the 90's / early 2000's.

PS Just eat some blueberries, raspberries and strawberries as a matter of fact. :mrgreen:

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kancutlawns wrote::lol: Not at all, Bas. Ten is the great sporting colossus and literary genius that we should all aspire to emulate.
Very kind KCL :oops:

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Some interesting candidates, deffo.

Am glad they saved two of the better-looking women. The blonde cake lady has something about her, that's for sure:
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subsub wrote:Some interesting candidates, deffo.

Am glad they saved two of the better-looking women. The blonde cake lady has something about her, that's for sure:
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A slightly weird bunny-boiler look in her eye or a an intriguing part-revealed cleavage?

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Both.
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A woman said off of on the show this evening like Matterface on ITV??!!

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Your man Karsick is possibly a dangerous psychopath.
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:lol: This is going well

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Basualdo wrote:Your man Karsick is possibly a dangerous psychopath.
An utter control freak and awful wee fella.
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How long do you think Sugar worked on that pathetic bus shelter gag?
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I work out, Notin, thanks.
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Basualdo wrote:I work out, Notin, thanks.
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