The Apprentice 2016

[kancutlawns]

The twelfth series of the Apprentice comes to the BBC tonight which is a showcase for the cream of young dynamic, entrepreneurial salespersons to demonstrate their talents in front of Sir Alan Sugar, the lovely Karren Brady and Claude Littner. Looking forward to the next two months of watching backstabbers, bullshitters, nappy wearers, fit babes and corporate dullards tug their forelocks in the boardroom to the greatest industrialist of the technology age.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/when ... me-8923426

[kancutlawns]

Kharthik "my friends call me K" looks like a pompous cock with a 'C'.

[Basualdo]

I will call him C as well.

[Basualdo]

Jessica looks stunning until she opens her mouth.

[kancutlawns]

How ghey is Dhillon? Dyed his hair like Clooney and guess what, he's been hiding it too.

[kancutlawns]

Awesome babes. Hubba Hubba.

[kancutlawns]

I take back my comments about the babes. A plump northerner.

[kancutlawns]

Sean Dyche without the dalek voice.

[Basualdo]

Karthik 'K' Kuntyballix in his previous Thunderbirds career.

[kancutlawns]

Middle aged Lady fucking Gaga.

[kancutlawns]

Karthik 'K' Kuntyballix in his previous Thunderbirds career.

[Basualdo]

Jessica looks stunning until she opens her mouth.

Which unfortunately is very, very very often.

[kancutlawns]

This is shit. Can the contestants not wear bibs with their names on so we can identify who they are?

[kancutlawns]

Soufiane looks like a proper Cundy style barrow boy.

[kancutlawns]

Natalie looks like she's walked out of Aintree totally pished.

[kancutlawns]

Letz goh to Caimdahn gels.

[kancutlawns]

The Kate Winslet lookalike seems OK until she opens her gob too.

[Basualdo]

Yep, I wondered why that tall good looking dark haired girl wasnt saying anything until she just did. We dont do sexy accents over here I'm afraid.

[Basualdo]

'Cept for mine, of course, girls.

[Basualdo]

"...crown in our jewel"

[kancutlawns]

I don't think Michelle will be a loss in anyway to be fair.

[Basualdo]

I don't think Michelle will be a loss in anyway to be fair.

[Basualdo]

Can I just say what a wonderful inspiration to young girls the lovely Lady Brady is.

[kancutlawns]

I feel bad now. She was the fall girl, Rebecca got away with it.

[kancutlawns]

Can I just say what a wonderful inspiration to young girls the lovely Lady Brady is.

I conker. A remarkable woman with a brilliant work ethic, strong personal values and a natty dresser. Hurrah for Lady Brady!