The Apprentice 2016

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.

She's fit as fuck:

Phwooaaarr!

[kancutlawns]

[Steve Hunt]

Ol' Claude giving Alana the Ol' Pet treatment:

Not sure Ol' Pet is as subtle as that, though.

[Sinbad]

Loved the way Kharthik was fucked off.. " I can't even trust you to bring two others into the boardroom, Kharthik you're fired "

[subsub]

Not sure Ol' Pet is as subtle as that, though

You're probably right, Steve.

[kancutlawns]

Paul Sullivan doing a Dungham: "To say I'm ayngwee at va moment is a bit of an anderstoitment."

[kancutlawns]

LOL at Dillon as a sailor.

[kancutlawns]

Paul looks like he'd chin a woman. Is he related to Darren Ferguson?

[kancutlawns]

Frances turning on the waterworks. This Oscar award winning emotion could save her.

[carcinogen]

Alan Sugar bent-over in the toilet having hate-wank over Donald Trump becoming the President of the United States isn't my idea of a wholesome television programme. I must be in a fucking minority here.

[JW90]

They are all fucking hopeless. Try finding a winner out of this pathetic bunch. He's sacked two in the last week who had something about them but he fell for the tears tonight. Collectively they've run the worst tasks you'll see in the space of two months.

[Basualdo]

Frances turning on the waterworks. This Oscar award winning emotion could save her.

She was a hateful two faced wee midget this week.
Earlier it was, "Oh youre so right, Paul."
"I totally agree, Paul."
"Of course I'll swallow, Paul."

Then 'shivvvv!' right in the back.

Mind you, he was a fucking lying aggy roided up cunt who deserved the tin tack.

[kooster]

You fall apart and start crying in a boardroom, mmmmm I wonder if your a potential business partner, freak show......

[kancutlawns]

Bet Paul grabbed the cabbie around the neck on the way home and chinned him.

[Steve Hunt]

Gutted Paul has gone.

The only vaguely entertaining one left, especially when he was pissed off.

The rest are all boring, apart from Dillon. He must have a great business plan because he is utterly useless week after week.

[kancutlawns]

Oh fuck! Claude and the Duchess have shown up
at the mansion.

[kancutlawns]

Well that was a worthwhile hour wasn't it? Two more gone and the remainder are all utter dross. Wonderful.

[JW90]

All these chuckings out from a power hungry old bloke in front of Karren Brady must make her feel like she's at West Ham every Thursday.

[Basualdo]

Does anyone think that the BBC are going for a bit of quota boosting this year?
Five girls and one fella? Unless its just an elaborate plot for some new porno.

[Lou Grant]

I think since it became Dragon's Apprentice 4 of the 5 winners have been men. I don't think there's any quota boosting this year, but that's a theory people on this forum would bite your hand off to agree with.

All the blokes on this series have been shit, with the possible exception of the guy who lost last week - but his tactic of essentially telling Lord Sugar to do one in the boardroom was never going to make him a winner.

The one guy still left in is a gormless twat and will therefore probably win.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Does anyone think that the BBC are going for a bit of quota boosting this year?
Five girls and one fella? Unless its just an elaborate plot for some new porno.

Phwoaaarrrr!

[tennisman]

Ol' Claude giving Alana the Ol' Pet treatment:

Not sure Ol' Pet is as subtle as that, though.

Have they been watching Family Guy?;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK069sN9DQ

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Don't think so. Nothing like it.

[subsub]

Well that was a worthwhile hour wasn't it? Two more gone and the remainder are all utter dross. Wonderful.

Except one…

[kancutlawns]

Yup.