The Apprentice 2016

[kancutlawns]

Why didn't Sugar fire all the cunts last night? Fuck the BBC for keeping the current series going after only two episodes.

[kancutlawns]

I work out, Notin, thanks.

You couldn't work out shit from clay.

Play the ball not the man, notin. You know that as well as us. Carlos, I hope you're keeping an eye on this piece of work. Don't want this thread infected.

[Royal24s]

Never mind being the brightest young entrepreneurs in the UK. Does anyone think these retards are even of average intelligence ?

[Carlos J]

Never mind being the brightest young entrepreneurs in the UK. Does anyone think these retards are even of average intelligence ?

They never are, Royals. Part of the fun watching Mistress Schadenfreude at work as they fuck up the simplest things. Though not watched any of this series yet.

[Basualdo]

I work out, Notin, thanks.

You couldn't work out shit from clay.

So you won't be wanting the lovely vase I made for you for Christmas then?

[Basualdo]

"Good information gatherage."

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Phwoooaaar!

[Basualdo]

Oh look, its my stalker.

[subsub]

Both teams did OK last night. Irish lady didn't do much wrong.

Poor Alana, she looks terrified, the poor lamb. She needs a hug

[Basualdo]

Both teams did OK last night. Irish lady didn't do much wrong.

She did okay but I thought she was going to fuck it all up in the boardroom.
A nice looking girl though I dont think I could ever get used to that grating monotone Border whine.
The Chinese Graham Linehan deserved to go but on any other week I would have thought it a little unlucky if he had went.
That bad tempered rugby playing type is a right dildo.

[subsub]

She did okay but I thought she was going to fuck it all up in the boardroom

And almost suicide to change who you're bringing back in about three times.

bad tempered rugby playing type is a right dildo

The big lad? Yep, proper alpha-male twat.

Something rather foxy about the leggy blonde (Rebecca?).

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Something rather foxy about the leggy blonde (Rebecca?).

Phwooaaaarr!

[Basualdo]

She did okay but I thought she was going to fuck it all up in the boardroom

And almost suicide to change who you're bringing back in about three times.

bad tempered rugby playing type is a right dildo

The big lad? Yep, proper alpha-male twat.

Something rather foxy about the leggy blonde (Rebecca?).

Dont see it, to be honest. It might be the chin like Brucie and lack of lips like Dicky Dump.

[subsub]

Dont see it, to be honest. It might be the chin like Brucie and lack of lips like Dicky Dump.

Good body, though, and something about those prim-and-proper types...

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Lots of phwooarr going on tonight. Never watched it mind but I think there might be women on it I would consider having sexual intercourse with.

[kancutlawns]

Dillon and Khartik - a match made in hell.

[kancutlawns]

Oh fuck off Khartik you embarrassing, shameless, hairy eyebrowed buffoon. Wants to take his bra off.

[kancutlawns]

Water sports [fnarr fnarr].

[JW90]

2 people, 3 eyebrows out tonight.

[kancutlawns]

Karthik is a complete bellend who's stuck up
his own arse. Waddled into the You're Fired Show in a bright red short sleeved silk shirt and is genuinely incognisant of the image he sends out to others. Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.

[henrycrs]

Monobrowed cunt.

[subsub]

Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.

She's fit as fuck:

[Basualdo]

Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.

She's fit as fuck:

La Brady doesnt like her though, the rancid two faced tranny looking old trout.
Jessica is the very picture of loveliness, especially in that green dress she always wears in the boardroom, but then she opens her mouth....

[subsub]

La Brady doesnt like her though, the rancid two faced tranny looking old trout.

No, Karrrrren doesn't like it when far more glamorous women upstage her. She's always banged on about women not using their looks to get ahead in business, even though she dressed like a complete slapper back in the day.

Jessica is the very picture of loveliness, especially in that green dress she always wears in the boardroom, but then she opens her mouth....

Yes, awful voice, and all that nervous energy, dear god.

[subsub]

Ol' Claude giving Alana the Ol' Pet treatment: