Elton John Live at Hyde Park

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Amazing that this fat, embarrassing queen is still err knocking out his old hits from 11th September. He still has it to be fair and although he looks like he's swallowed James Cordon whole, he can still hold a tune.
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kancutlawns wrote:...he can still hold a tune.
Really? I remember him sounding abominable at the Jubilee concert a few years ago.
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Sid Pervcat wrote:Fat hair transplant shitehawk
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Didn't Heenan expose him as being gay, or was that someone else?
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Who Wayne? I think it was Pele.
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kancutlawns wrote:...he can still hold a tune.
By all accounts he'd sooner hold a big fat cock

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Who Kankers?
Can't speak for Kanko but Watford fans used to sing "don't sit down when Elton's around, or you'll get a penis up your arse" and they didn't do that for nothing did they.

Besides, it would denigrate the memory of Princess Diana to have the things come out about him that are trues so it's all filed away under Ted heath and Leon Brittan until the 99 year reporting restriction comes into place.

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Not convinced Elton is gay tbh but if you're saying Wayne once paid Our Lawns two hundred nicker for err fags then I'd say there's alot more!
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m4rkb wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Who Kankers?
Can't speak for Kanko but Watford fans used to sing "don't sit down when Elton's around, or you'll get a penis up your arse" and they didn't do that for nothing did they.

Besides, it would denigrate the memory of Princess Diana to have the things come out about him that are trues so it's all filed away under Ted heath and Leon Brittan until the 99 year reporting restriction comes into place.
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I was once approached by an internationally famous bumlord when I used to go clubbing. And it wasn't Elt.

I won't give many details but I still remain an Arse Virgin to this day.

Suffice it to say if anything would have happened there would have been a lot more clubbing done that night.

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m4rkb wrote:Can't speak for Kanko but Watford fans used to sing "don't sit down when Elton's around, or you'll get a penis up your arse" and they didn't do that for nothing did they.
I remember Elton John being interviewed on The Tube in the 80's and he talked about that and he even sung it! :lol:
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m4rkb wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:...he can still hold a tune.
By all accounts he'd sooner hold a big fat cock
Well the fact that he married a man rather gave the game away :roll:

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he married a bird early doors

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I bet you do.
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kancutlawns wrote:I bet you do.

my lawnsput, thought you trolled pandy and d and d these days?

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hmm
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On again now on BBC2.
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Did he play any of the oldies, Carlos like Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Your Song or Rocketman?
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Why did they show it again only a week later?
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kancutlawns wrote:Did he play any of the oldies, Carlos like Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Your Song or Rocketman?
Fuck knows and wouldn't watch. Just noted it on the TV Guide and was putting it out there for any fans as a mod service.

I have never understood his popularity and cannot recall a song of his I like, including the three you mention.
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