Strictly Come Dancing 2016

[carcinogen]

Fucking who? Laura fucking Whitmore? Bottle blonde Irish nobody with an eating disorder (no offence to Mick Quinn). Some BBC sports presenter no one has ever fucking heard of. Naga 'I want to dance with a female partner' Munchetty. Dorien Green off that Birds of a Feather fiasco is probably the only legit one on it. Will Young? The others I forget, but my impression was of general malaise. God and then there is that Eve Pollard's daughter, that fuck with the fringe. Geezus she's a pain in arse. Oh and Vernon Kaye's shaghole. Is this really where our fucking licence fee goes? Fucking hell.

Angry and depressed,

The Home Counties.

[kancutlawns]

Let me guess, she's a cunt?

Naga is a fucking annoying little non entity who needs to get involved in this utter cowpat of a show because she's got fuck all to speak about in terms of her career so far. Fucking bollocks, the lot of them.

[Sid Pervcat]

Any grown man who has even the merest interest in this is a Virgin with borderline personality disorder

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Any grown man who has even the merest interest in this is a Virgin with borderline personality disorder

Well I can't imagine anyone here will be watching it then

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Is this really where our fucking licence fee goes?

No. It went on the Olympics. Next year it will go up to £799. Pay up or go to "gaol"

[Sid Pervcat]

Any grown man who has even the merest interest in this is a Virgin with borderline personality disorder

Well I can't imagine anyone here will be watching it then

Definitely not bro

[kancutlawns]

Any grown man who has even the merest interest in this is a Virgin with borderline personality disorder

Well I can't imagine anyone here will be watching it then

I might Sky+ it.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I might sky my telly over the neighbour's hedge

[JW90]

Oh but it's all about the "journey" and "how far we've come" and the "bond" formed. Just fuck off, you are dancing in a tinpot competition. A competition that forced someone to withdraw because the pricks in charge got pissed off that their "expertise" was compromised by the filthy public.

It should've ended after the John Sergeant debacle.

[carcinogen]

Oh but it's all about the "journey" and "how far we've come" and the "bond" formed. Just fuck off,

It's grim isn't it. I don't even quite know how to quantify how fucking grim it is. Barrel bombs are being dropped on civilians in Syria as I type, yet Naga Munchetty is soiling her knickers at the thought of dancing a tango with some backward in-bred Aussie called Brendan.

I'm not being funny, but Claudia Winkeman. She's been fortunate enough to enjoy the best middle-class life and schooling. Yet she chose to present this utter shit prole bollocks. She should be a fucking surgeon or something, doing something worthwhile. Imagine if we had the chance, money and upbringing. We would'nt present a fucking celebrity dancing show, we'd make a fucking difference.

[theleader82]

Oh but it's all about the "journey" and "how far we've come" and the "bond" formed. Just fuck off,

It's grim isn't it. I don't even quite know how to quantify how fucking grim it is. Barrel bombs are being dropped on civilians in Syria as I type, yet Naga Munchetty is soiling her knickers at the thought of dancing a tango with some backward in-bred Aussie called Brendan.

I'm not being funny, but Claudia Winkeman. She's been fortunate enough to enjoy the best middle-class life and schooling. Yet she chose to present this utter shit prole bollocks. She should be a fucking surgeon or something, doing something worthwhile. Imagine if we had the chance, money and upbringing. We would'nt present a fucking celebrity dancing show, we'd make a fucking difference.

Brendan is a kiwi, not an Aussie .

[carcinogen]

apols.

[Reg]

apols.

Never apologise, never explain.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Never edit

[Reg]

Is this really where our fucking licence fee goes?

No. It went on the Olympics.

And that statue of Jimmy Savile that no one mentions any more.

[Sid Pervcat]

apols.

Never apologise, never explain.

Never surrender
Never give in

[Reg]

apols.

Never apologise, never explain.

Never surrender
Never give in

[Clivert]

Fucking who? Laura fucking Whitmore? Bottle blonde Irish nobody with an eating disorder (no offence to Mick Quinn). Some BBC sports presenter no one has ever fucking heard of. Naga 'I want to dance with a female partner' Munchetty. Dorien Green off that Birds of a Feather fiasco is probably the only legit one on it. Will Young? The others I forget, but my impression was of general malaise. God and then there is that Eve Pollard's daughter, that fuck with the fringe. Geezus she's a pain in arse. Oh and Vernon Kaye's shaghole. Is this really where our fucking licence fee goes? Fucking hell.

Angry and depressed,

The Home Counties.

To be fair to Lesley Joseph (Dorien Green from Birds Of A Feather) she hasn't aged since it was on in the 1990s - she still only looks like she's only 80 odd.