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I see Jamie has just become a father again for the fifth time. I wonder what silly name they'll give their child this time.
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They've named him Gulliver Big Boy Tefal Sainsbury Oliver
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:They've named him Gulliver Big Boy Tefal Sainsbury Oliver
It's all lies, after Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom, and Buddy Bear, they have at last seen sense, and named the new addition Eric.
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I want to punch him.

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For someone so concerned about the environment, they are a couple who like to keep firing the kids out.
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The fat tongued cunt can fuck off
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CUNT
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I feel quite sorry for Jamie, he's lost a bit of weight and earns a shed load through his empire but he's saddled with a right wingeing minger and the kids look like her too. How unlucky is that?
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I feel sorry for the wife, married to that king of the cooking cunts. He and the other celebrity chefs should all be halal butchered before being turned into organic dog food, although you could save Oliver’s tongue. It should feed a family of starving Ethiopians for a month, if they can scrape the slavver off it.
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He'll be named after his father so he'll be Annoying Patronising Thinks He Knows It All Cunt jr.
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They have named him River Rocket Oliver. They're just taking the mick now.
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theleader82 wrote:They have named him River Rocket Oliver. They're just taking the mick now.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:They've named him Gulliver Big Boy Tefal Sainsbury Oliver
Ha. :)

And you like him??!!
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They've called him Rickets?
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I don't mind him, don't mind him at all. This is because I never seem to watch the TV when he's on and he's not full on, everywhere, lairy twat like Jimmy Martin who I think is a proper cunt.
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Carc: pitch this later pls. Great British Cock Off. Round One Jihmeses "Erbz" Martins vs James "Jammy Jim Jams" "Jim" Olivers. Loser has to cook with the others jizz and eat it.
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Can we not get a tube to put down Greg Wallace's huge gob and then syphon the said jizz by the gallon load down his throat?

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We're going in with BIG BIG FLAVAZ
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Ok. Olivers. Martins. Tirodes. Barnes-wallis. All of them line up, drop trou and let's see who's working with what. Debbie meaden can judge.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Ok. Olivers. Martins. Tirodes. Barnes-wallis. All of them line up, drop trou and let's see who's working with what. Debbie meaden can judge.
No Heston and the Fat Fuck, Hairy Cunt Bikers or Nigella?

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Don't queer my pitch bro.

Carc: idea for exposementary called Queer My Pitch where you (as Giles) uncover the top battiboiz in da bpl and hurl hate crime abuse at them until you are sentenced to life in prison
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And then savagely bummed
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Havne't read this thread but Jamie Oliver is a bellend of enormous magnitude and if I could remove him from time I would.
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Give it a read Turn-o. Top top fred
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