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Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:03 am**

Basualdo wrote:
Petingo wrote:This excitement is too much to bear.

Doug turned up seemingly safe and well.

And with his estranged grandson in tow.

Brad found them and embraced his long lost son.

But then Doug up and died

Right there on the lawn outside the Waterhole.

It was a heart attack so severe even Dr. Karl couldn't save him.

And as Brad and his newly returned son cradled each other as they grieved over the Willis patriarch, his ghost appeared behind them.....smiled approvingly, then turned and walked off into the afterglow.

Just like Todd all those years ago.

But the next thing we find out is The Toadster is missing......and the cameras cut to him laying in Lassiter's, unconscious and buried under heaps of debris.

To comes too, but notices a huge slab of masonry slowly breaking through the ceiling above him and poised to fall right on his head.

Oh boy. It is almost like this is were we came in on this fred.......praying for Toadie.

You could not make this type of drama up.

#PrayForToadie

Well obviously you can.

Oh dear....where's me coat

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:09 am**

Basualdo wrote: Nothing else of musical merit has emanated from Oz.

Really???

The Saints
The Birthday Party
The Hard-Ons
Exploding White Mice
Silverchair

Etc
Etc
Etc

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:18 am**

Sid Pervcat wrote:
Basualdo wrote: Nothing else of musical merit has emanated from Oz.

Really???

The Saints
The Birthday Party
The Hard-Ons
Exploding White Mice
Silverchair

Etc
Etc
Etc

Gina G
Tina Arena
Madison Avenue
Men At Work
Craig Mclaclan and Check 1-2

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:25 pm**

Lawns, pack it in.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:35 pm**

Doug Willis was back in it? There's one for the teenagers.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:35 pm**

Spoiler alert. Toadfish asks doctor Carl to space dock with him but the freezer in lassiters coffee shop is on der fritz and the good docs condom of turd melts into jim robinsons chocolate malted and he gets bad aids and turns into a zombie werewolf that only wants to eat poo and ends up in helens hot tub with bouncer stitched to his raddled hampton screaming COME ON COME ON DOOOOO THE LOCO MOTION WITH MEEEEEE

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:43 pm**

Is Sarah Beaumont back in it then Pet?

I remember her being so sexy back in the day.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 1:26 pm**

Kowalski wrote:Is Sarah Beaumont back in it then Pet?

I remember her being so sexy back in the day.

She sure is, Kow.

And still a tasty bit of tackle

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 1:36 pm**

Tackle may be an inappropriate way to describe her, Pet.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:13 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:Tackle may be an inappropriate way to describe her, Pet.

Ol' Dr. Karl will we wanting to get the tackle out that's for sure.....again

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:22 pm**

Not watched Neighbours since about 2006. That episode where that long haired yobbo nearly drowned and managed to hold onto Karl's hand. the fact that he didn't croak it did it for me. Found that that his cricket playing daughter was too butch. Nah, Neighbours was shit in the last few years on the BBC and failed to match up to the halcyon days of Joe Mangle, Des and Daphne and Jane.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:29 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:Neighbours was shit in the last few years on the BBC and failed to match up to the halcyon days of Joe Mangle, Des and Daphne and Jane.

Neighbours was great when I was a teenager. Bronwyn.....

Or was it Libby.....

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:43 pm**

Libby had a plump arse, lovely curves and gorgeous lips. Bronwyn was a bit of a goody goody and I doubt she knew how to get her legover, miles better then her minging sister Sharon. I fancied Jim Robinson's wife - played by two different actresses. Both fit as fuck MILFs IMHO. The twins that Stefan Dennis tried to bang were bloody sexy. I think he tried to bed the wrong one in the show didn't he?

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:04 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:Libby had a plump arse, lovely curves and gorgeous lips. Bronwyn was a bit of a goody goody and I doubt she knew how to get her legover, miles better then her minging sister Sharon. I fancied Jim Robinson's wife - played by two different actresses. Both fit as fuck MILFs IMHO. The twins that Stefan Dennis tried to bang were bloody sexy. I think he tried to bed the wrong one in the show didn't he?

One of the twins had a dodgy gob, aye. Paul Robbo banged the wrong one, I think you're right.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:34 pm**

kancutlawns wrote: Not watched Neighbours since about 2006. That episode where that long haired yobbo nearly drowned and managed to hold onto Karl's hand. the fact that he didn't croak it did it for me. Found that that his cricket playing daughter was too butch. Nah, Neighbours was shit in the last few years on the BBC and failed to match up to the halcyon days of Joe Mangle, Des and Daphne and Jane.

Mrs. Mangel, Madge and Harold, Henry, Big Jim Robinson

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:36 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:Libby had a plump arse, lovely curves and gorgeous lips. Bronwyn was a bit of a goody goody and I doubt she knew how to get her legover, miles better then her minging sister Sharon. I fancied Jim Robinson's wife - played by two different actresses. Both fit as fuck MILFs IMHO. The twins that Stefan Dennis tried to bang were bloody sexy. I think he tried to bed the wrong one in the show didn't he?

They were the Alessi twins.

Never mind try to bang one, he married one of them....

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:44 pm**

Indeed Pet. I saw them on the cover of the Radio Times when they were about to make their debuts on the show back in about 1991 and bought the said publication. Fell in love. Testosterone was gushing through my veins. It was an awesome time.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:54 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:03 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:Libby had a plump arse, lovely curves and gorgeous lips. Bronwyn was a bit of a goody goody and I doubt she knew how to get her legover, miles better then her minging sister Sharon. I fancied Jim Robinson's wife - played by two different actresses. Both fit as fuck MILFs IMHO. The twins that Stefan Dennis tried to bang were bloody sexy. I think he tried to bed the wrong one in the show didn't he?

Jim's wife (wives)

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:04 pm**

The first one's really aged. Was proper fit at thd time.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:06 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:The first one's really aged. Was proper fit at thd time.

Thd.
Is that the sound of your flaccid fapping?

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:08 pm**

kancutlawns wrote:The first one's really aged. Was proper fit at thd time.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:11 pm**

Had a wee tingle reminiscing about the Allessi twins in the car tbf.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:13 pm**

Zambo wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:The first one's really aged. Was proper fit at thd time.

That's the one. Just like all my Christmasses in one this arvo.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:43 pm**

Lawns.
It looks like fucking Peter Purves!!!

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