Is Toadfish Rebecci the worst actor in Australia?

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Well CJ, things are bad on the Toadie front.

His wife Sonya, proprietress of a new age type garden centre, was bitten by a Redback Spider.

In God's Own Oz that is generally the equivalent of catching the Black Plague in mid 14th century Europe.

You number is up :(

Fortunately, Ramsay Street residents have Dr. Karl on the doorstep and he just happens to carry the antidote around in his magic bag so Sonya was saved.

Oh how our ancestors could have used Dr. Karl when the Bkack Death was in full swing.

But Sonya needs rest......so she can't earn any dough for a few weeks.

And the wheelchair bound Toadie has lost a lot of business due to his own travails......so a cash flow problem has ensued in the Rebecci household.

Not to worry, says The Toadster.......we have the "emergency fund" to tide us over.

This is five thousand bucks raised at a benefit do the Neighbours held for him at the Water Hole last week.

But when Toadfush went to the cashbox where money was kept, the box was like Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard.

It was bare :(

Suspicion has fallen on the new Homehelp that the Aussie NHS sent out to do their housework but I am keeping an open mind.

I think it is Paul Robinson's son in law wot stole the dough :x

The bugger.

So that's the way it was left at the Rebecci household a week ago......I am 8 episodes behind.

In other developments Paul's umpteenth fiancé has shot through.......to Los Angeles no less.

To her dream job as PR to the WWF (yes.....she is a big wrestling fan :roll: )

She read about this job one morning on the Internet.....filled in an online application......had an interview via Skype that very same day.....and was told she had the job and needed to be on the plane to SoCal the very next morning.

And the company sent a chauffeur driven stretch limo to take her to the airport.

Farewell then, Naomi.......a heartbroken Paul watched from his driveway as she ride off into the sunset.

And as if all this drama wasn't enough, Steph Scully rides into Erinsborough all leathered up and riding a beast of a Suzuki, having spent the last lot of years in Wentworth.

So goodness knows what is to happen next :rolleyes:

Them Scandi dramas so beloved of the TV snobs......they ain't got nowt on Neighbours :D

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I seen Karl in his cycling gear. Never again please.

It must be months old, but Paul had cancer, and he fell over :lol: reminiscent of Jim Robinson's death.

Turns out he was poisoned by a Doctor Nick (not Riveria).
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Jim's death...the falling oranges :D
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Petingo wrote:Them Scandi dramas so beloved of the TV snobs......they ain't got nowt on Neighbours :D
Absloutely Bruv, after reading your magnificent synopsis I gather some girl has been bitten by an insect, some bloke had a bit of money stolen and someone else has landed a new job.....surely it is only a matter of time before Hollywood snaps up the film rights to make Neighbours - The Movie :)
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lasharoo wrote:
Petingo wrote:Them Scandi dramas so beloved of the TV snobs......they ain't got nowt on Neighbours :D
Absloutely Bruv, after reading your magnificent synopsis I gather some girl has been bitten by an insect, some bloke had a bit of money stolen and someone else has landed a new job.....surely it is only a matter of time before Hollywood snaps up the film rights to make Neighbours - The Movie :)


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Great write up ol' Pet. Keep us informed. :smt023 Hmm, Steph Scully back, might have to have a look.
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Fingers crossed today, guys.

The Toadster is going under t' knife in an attempt to regain the use of his legs.

It is a very risky operation.

One slip of the scalpel could see our hero paralysed and confined to his wheel chair forever.

Good luck Toadie and may God guide Dr. Carl's hand.

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Dr Karl is a surgeon and a GP?

A truly multi-talented man.
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Zippy wrote:Dr Karl is a surgeon and a GP?

A truly multi-talented man.
I believe he is also a very good singer, song writer and guitarist.
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*praysfortoadie*
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Zambo wrote:
Zippy wrote:Dr Karl is a surgeon and a GP?

A truly multi-talented man.
I believe he is also a very good singer, song writer and guitarist.

Indeed :lol:
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Well, the operation was a good success.

And The Toadster can now stand up straight and is hobbling around on crutches at a rate of knots.

It is only a matter of time before he discards the crutches and becomes the Toadie we all know and love.

Except.......

Alas, there is one part of him which cannot stand up, erect and straight :(

A slip of the scalpel when Mrs. Toadie burst into the operating theatre and startled the surgeon at a time and in an anatomical region where slips of the scalpel could do most damage has left our eponymous hero's sex life in tatters :(

Still.....I am willing to bet Doctor Karl will find a soloution for Toad .

Onwards and upwards......ooh ear, missus :oops:


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I believe that nasty Paul Robinson is up to is usual dirty tricks again Pet.
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Zambo wrote:I believe that nasty Paul Robinson is up to is usual dirty tricks again Pet.
Oh, he sure is Zam.

He recently replaced Steph's happy pills with smarties and almost had her committed back to the looney bin.

He was then left destitute when a property scam blew up in his face and he lost his position as Mayor of Erinsborough and proprietor of Lassiter's as a result.

But you can't keep a bad man down.....and he is dirty dealing his way back up the ladder.

And shagging Brad Willis's ex-wife into the bargain.

Paul Robinson....a hero for our times :)
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A great man indeed Pet

And I tell you what, that Paige Smith is a bit of a corker. :wink:
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Zambo wrote:A great man indeed Pet

And I tell you what, that Paige Smith is a bit of a corker. :wink:

You betcha..... :)
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Well, after all these months of anguish and pain, The Toadster is now walking without crutches :)

Another miracle from Dr. Karl.

Now if only life could be restored to his pecker..... :roll:
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Anyone that watches this shit is mentally ill
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Anyone that watches this shit is mentally ill
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Big week coming up in Erinsborough.

A fire at Paul's new motel is rumoured to kill a major character :(

I will keep y'all posted.

I hope it ain't The Toadster.....it would be tragic to come through all the trauma of possible permanent spinal damage only to die in a fire. Very tragic indeed :(
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I think you'll find it's a very large boiler room explosion at Lassiters, which hop along Paul no longer owns.

Are you sure you watch this Pet. :mrgreen:
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kancutlawns wrote:
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Love this thread though :-D
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Zambo wrote:I think you'll find it's a very large boiler room explosion at Lassiters, which hop along Paul no longer owns.

Are you sure you watch this Pet. :mrgreen:

Oh, is it in Lassiter's?

I am a fortnight behind in episodes but had seen a headline in this week's previews of a fire at a hotel.

I never read it for fear of a spoiler but just assumed it would be Paul's new place......but you have ruined the suspense :(

Don't be posting no more spoilers for me, Zam.... :P
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