...not mine..obviously...and not now. But at live concerts I refer to. Why do they do this? btw I'm not dissing the spectacle..,,but nevertheless it must piss off the folk stood directly behind. But why? To get a better view? To show themselves off ? (most likely), to gain the attention of the performer? Perhaps all of these.
Never t'other way round. All though a heavy male sat astride a pair of delicate female shoulders may not be wise. Gays? A man sat astride the shoulders of another man? Never been to a Jimmy Sommerville concert so I don't know.
Nah. Only appears to women who enjoy dampening the shoulders and necks of whatever male maybe available. One would have thought their partners or close male friends.
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I lost my first top hat due to this and the bitch wasnt even on my shoulders!
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Basualdo wrote:I lost my first top hat due to this and the bitch wasnt even on my shoulders!
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Plan A ......A look to confirm how big and mean the guy is, another look to see if he's got mates with him, and if so how formidable they are. (are they a match for your bunch) Then compose your face into a picture of shock and concerned innocence
then the tiniest tap in the back of the inconsiderate bastards knee and the pair of them will crash to the ground like the world trade centre
Plan B... a salvo of plastic bottles brimfull of piss aimed at the silly cows head will teach her some gig etiquette
The stewards / bouncers should be on them like stink on shit if they are any good, negating the need for the above actions
then the tiniest tap in the back of the inconsiderate bastards knee and the pair of them will crash to the ground like the world trade centre
Plan B... a salvo of plastic bottles brimfull of piss aimed at the silly cows head will teach her some gig etiquette
The stewards / bouncers should be on them like stink on shit if they are any good, negating the need for the above actions
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The other woman seems to be getting involved, assuming that's her hand.Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:
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Mick Johnson is looking well. Last time I saw him was in Layer Cake.
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Quite literally a cunt's trick.
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In the good old days, a swift volley of beer cans to the dimwit's cranium would resolve matters tout suite.
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What else could you assume it was?Reg wrote:The other woman seems to be getting involved, assuming that's her hand.Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:
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Someone else's hand.notin kwestion wrote:What else could you assume it was?Reg wrote:The other woman seems to be getting involved, assuming that's her hand.Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:
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Women SITTING on shoulders?
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