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Man City players wearing Gundogan shirts - he's injured, not dead you fuckwits

Players taking selfies after winning a league game

Players changing shirts at half time, especially when you are getting tanked by the other team

I mean, I could go on...

Uneducated oafs. Robots. At least in Italy and Spain there is still some semblance of classical culture. All we've got is fucking Lidl, multi-storey carparks, and gangbangs with teenage whores at the Premier Inn.

I mean, I could go on...

Players refusing to celebrate on scoring against a former club
Kissing the club badge before subsequently leaving
Wearing big fucking headphones when getting off the team bus

Commemorating the fiftieth anniversary of a tragedy by insisting that both teams agree to play in plain shirts that don't feature sponsorship logos as to not not cheapen the occassion. Then walk onto the pitch with eleven mascots, all wearing the shirts with sponsorship logo on it.

Players waving imaginary cards. I'd rather someone burgled my house than someone asking the ref to book me.

Aggregating a number of deaths in the last month as a pretext for a minute's handclap
Players shaking opposition hands before a match
Holding the hands of unrelated young children when walking onto the pitch

Swearing in the tunnel on live tv when representing your country and holding the hand of a young child

We'll always remember Gazza playing the flute to Celtic fans after scoring for Rangers.
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A team wearing t-shirts in a pre-match warm-up (including soppy Manager) in support of a buck toothed, Freddie Mercury-like, gnawing, racist South American.

Boris the Spider wrote:A team wearing t-shirts in a pre-match warm-up (including soppy Manager) in support of a buck toothed, Freddie Mercury-like, gnawing, racist South American.

That was at the DW Stadium,the Wigan massive didn't half give the scousers some pelters that day.

Wool on wool violence

American football dog mascot's homophobic and obscene antics behind Charlton's goalkeeper while he did his bending-over warm-up routine at the Holmesdale end.

Good old Paulo, waving to the crowd ... what a nice man.

England did it first.

carcinogen wrote:Good old Paulo, waving to the crowd ... what a nice man.

That James Nesbitt's hair weave is pretty nifty...all together now "NO SURRRRRRRRRENDER TO THE I-T-V!!!"