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If any professional football club employs Sam Alladyce or Roy Hodgson to manage their team within the next 12 months, I will personally construct a scale model of a Nazi Death camp of your choice using matchsticks, cheese-sticks, and toothpicks.
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finchman wrote:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZ is a cunt,ask Paul Jewel.
Paul and Alan, earlier:

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Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:
Reg wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:
Reg wrote:
Sinbad wrote:Bet the fat cunt Allardyce is up next.
Talks set for tomorrow.

I feel your pain Cravat man :(
TBH he's probably just what we need.

Although knowing our luck his magic touch will disappear and we'll play shit football AND go down.


Cue Alan Brazil.... " Och, Big Sam will keep Palace up, don't worry about that. "
I bet those two have shared a few pints of wine together.
I wouldn't anticipate Mr Brazil often shares alcohol
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
finchman wrote:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZ is a cunt,ask Paul Jewel.
Paul and Alan, earlier:

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I think Big Sam will be a good fit for Palace. He has managed clubs of a similar size when he was at Preston and Limerick.
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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:I think Big Sam will be a good fit for Palace. He has managed clubs of a similar size when he was at Preston and Limerick.
You've changed your tune. :?
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He can go and manage England now.
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JW90 wrote:He can go and manage England now.
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Fat Sam. Crook. Thief. Fat cunt. Useless fucking turd of a manager. I cannot fucking believe how this shit stain gains employment time and again. I've a soft spot for Palace, well I used too. Now I hope they get fucking relegated and die a miserable death.
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carcinogen wrote:Fat Sam. Crook. Thief. Fat cunt. Useless fucking turd of a manager. I cannot fucking believe how this shit stain gains employment time and again. I've a soft spot for Palace, well I used too. Now I hope they get fucking relegated and die a miserable death.
Let's be honest, that's your attitude to everything and everyone. :)

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carcinogen wrote:If any professional football club employs Sam Alladyce or Roy Hodgson to manage their team within the next 12 months, I will personally construct a scale model of a Nazi Death camp of your choice using matchsticks, cheese-sticks, and toothpicks.
Sobibor please, carc. See how kind I am, here's a plan of the camp:

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I'll pop over and pick it up in the new year. 8)
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